peers at purple egg
pours salt into the cracks

OI! DON'T DO THAT! unsheathes meat cleaver UNLESS YOU WANT THIS IN YOUR BACK!

shakes the salt shaker aggressively I'm just seasoning them

PANDORA

SEASON FASTER PANDORA

WHAT IS HAPPENING

shakes salt into the eggs that have cracks nothing, really

PUT PEPPER IN THEM TOOOOOOOOOO

OOOH GOOD IDEA grabs pepper shaker and aggressively adds pepper as well And then I'll put in baking soda and then pour some soda so the egg goes BOOM

yEaHhHhHhHhhhhH

peers at purple egg
pours salt into the cracks

OI! DON'T DO THAT! unsheathes meat cleaver UNLESS YOU WANT THIS IN YOUR BACK!

shakes the salt shaker aggressively I'm just seasoning them

PANDORA

SEASON FASTER PANDORA

WHAT IS HAPPENING

shakes salt into the eggs that have cracks nothing, really

PUT PEPPER IN THEM TOOOOOOOOOO

OOOH GOOD IDEA grabs pepper shaker and aggressively adds pepper as well And then I'll put in baking soda and then pour some soda so the egg goes BOOM

WHICH EGG

peers at purple egg
pours salt into the cracks

OI! DON'T DO THAT! unsheathes meat cleaver UNLESS YOU WANT THIS IN YOUR BACK!

shakes the salt shaker aggressively I'm just seasoning them

PANDORA

SEASON FASTER PANDORA

WHAT IS HAPPENING

shakes salt into the eggs that have cracks nothing, really

PUT PEPPER IN THEM TOOOOOOOOOO

OOOH GOOD IDEA grabs pepper shaker and aggressively adds pepper as well And then I'll put in baking soda and then pour some soda so the egg goes BOOM

EFFERVESCENT IDEA

peers at purple egg
pours salt into the cracks

OI! DON'T DO THAT! unsheathes meat cleaver UNLESS YOU WANT THIS IN YOUR BACK!

shakes the salt shaker aggressively I'm just seasoning them

PANDORA

SEASON FASTER PANDORA

WHAT IS HAPPENING

shakes salt into the eggs that have cracks nothing, really

PUT PEPPER IN THEM TOOOOOOOOOO

OOOH GOOD IDEA grabs pepper shaker and aggressively adds pepper as well And then I'll put in baking soda and then pour some soda so the egg goes BOOM

WHICH EGG

ALL

peers at purple egg
pours salt into the cracks

OI! DON'T DO THAT! unsheathes meat cleaver UNLESS YOU WANT THIS IN YOUR BACK!

shakes the salt shaker aggressively I'm just seasoning them

PANDORA

SEASON FASTER PANDORA

WHAT IS HAPPENING

shakes salt into the eggs that have cracks nothing, really

PUT PEPPER IN THEM TOOOOOOOOOO

OOOH GOOD IDEA grabs pepper shaker and aggressively adds pepper as well And then I'll put in baking soda and then pour some soda so the egg goes BOOM

EFFERVESCENT IDEA

B O O M

peers at purple egg
pours salt into the cracks

OI! DON'T DO THAT! unsheathes meat cleaver UNLESS YOU WANT THIS IN YOUR BACK!

shakes the salt shaker aggressively I'm just seasoning them

PANDORA

SEASON FASTER PANDORA

WHAT IS HAPPENING

shakes salt into the eggs that have cracks nothing, really

PUT PEPPER IN THEM TOOOOOOOOOO

OOOH GOOD IDEA grabs pepper shaker and aggressively adds pepper as well And then I'll put in baking soda and then pour some soda so the egg goes BOOM

WHICH EGG

THE ONES THAT HAVE CRACKS MWHAHAHAHA

i'm joking all eggs have to be seasoned

_{hides in the corner clutching my cheesecake}

B O O M

B O O M

BOOM

BOOM BOOM BOOOM

B O O M

B O O M

CRACK-

now I have that song stuck in my head

peers at purple egg
pours salt into the cracks

OI! DON'T DO THAT! unsheathes meat cleaver UNLESS YOU WANT THIS IN YOUR BACK!

shakes the salt shaker aggressively I'm just seasoning them

PANDORA

SEASON FASTER PANDORA

WHAT IS HAPPENING

shakes salt into the eggs that have cracks nothing, really

PUT PEPPER IN THEM TOOOOOOOOOO

OOOH GOOD IDEA grabs pepper shaker and aggressively adds pepper as well And then I'll put in baking soda and then pour some soda so the egg goes BOOM

WHICH EGG

ALL

THE PURPLE ONE HAS ALREADY HATCHED

(but ok on the others)

angelic noises and trumpets play as purple chicky baby elegantly flows through the air

lands elegantly

in squeaky baby chicky voice, Baby Lipstick taser

I haz been properly

~seasoned~

_{Requests cheesecake}

_{Requests cheesecake}

_{pls don’t hurt me gives u cheesecake}

A BRIGHT LIGHT SHINES AS THE BLOWN UP INTO THE SKY CHICKY BABIES LAND ELEGANTLY NEXT TO LIPSTICK TASER

them

We haz been properly

~seasoned~

Spawn of Satan: Empwess Gabs, can me has cheesecake?

BRAINCELLS GO
BRRRRRRR

Spawn of Satan: Empwess Gabs, can me has cheesecake?

wHAT

Lipstick Taser and Vis: WHEEEEEE WE IS IMMORTALLLL hops into arms of aunt avry

_{Requests cheesecake}

_{pls don’t hurt me gives u cheesecake}

_thanks

Spawn of Satan: Empwess Gabs, can me has cheesecake?

wHAT

Spawn of Satan ('X' egg): clears throat Can me pweaze have cheesecake?

dying wheezing sounds

I have no words

THE CHICKENS HAVE BEEN PROPERLY SEASONED IT IS NOW TIME TO FEAST

THE CHICKENS HAVE BEEN PROPERLY SEASONED IT IS NOW TIME TO FEAST

FEAST

THE CHICKENS HAVE BEEN PROPERLY SEASONED IT IS NOW TIME TO FEAST

We must get the fire

THE CHICKENS HAVE BEEN PROPERLY SEASONED IT IS NOW TIME TO FEAST

We must get the fire

What are we making with them?

all three in unison

ALL OF US BUT PINK EGG quick cross sign ARE IMMORTAL

WE WILL RESPAWN IF YOU EAT US

all three in unison

ALL OF US BUT PINK EGG quick cross sign ARE IMMORTAL

WE WILL RESPAWN IF YOU EAT US

INFINITE FOOD SOURCE

all three in unison

ALL OF US BUT PINK EGG quick cross sign ARE IMMORTAL

WE WILL RESPAWN IF YOU EAT US

OOOH INFINITE CHICKEN DELICIOUS

THE CHICKENS HAVE BEEN PROPERLY SEASONED IT IS NOW TIME TO FEAST

We must get the fire

What are we making with them?

Any food that involves chicken,