✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

@Eli-the-transboi

April 06, 2023

drinks a double lotus bc no I did not learn my lesson yesterday

chugs an eight shot espresso latte made with Death Wish coffee because I wish to be S P E E D

Slurping a bottle of lemonade What the heck is coffee!?

……….me who haven’t had water in like- 3 days

ELI THATS SO BAD
_{_{take it from someone who’s passed out from dehydration, it’s a bitch, please drink at least a little water friend}}

………….i have had poweraid- and milk- and soda-

@just_gabs_is_sleepy

April 06, 2023

drinks a double lotus bc no I did not learn my lesson yesterday

chugs an eight shot espresso latte made with Death Wish coffee because I wish to be S P E E D

Slurping a bottle of lemonade What the heck is coffee!?

……….me who haven’t had water in like- 3 days

ELI THATS SO BAD
_{_{take it from someone who’s passed out from dehydration, it’s a bitch, please drink at least a little water friend}}

………….i have had poweraid- and milk- and soda-

Okay power aid is the best of the three, but seriously your body needs plain water (if you don’t like plain water, like I hate it, try maybe a lemon or lime in it?)

@Eli-the-transboi

April 06, 2023

drinks a double lotus bc no I did not learn my lesson yesterday

chugs an eight shot espresso latte made with Death Wish coffee because I wish to be S P E E D

Slurping a bottle of lemonade What the heck is coffee!?

……….me who haven’t had water in like- 3 days

ELI THATS SO BAD
_{_{take it from someone who’s passed out from dehydration, it’s a bitch, please drink at least a little water friend}}

………….i have had poweraid- and milk- and soda-

Okay power aid is the best of the three, but seriously your body needs plain water (if you don’t like plain water, like I hate it, try maybe a lemon or lime in it?)