forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)

Started March 16, 2023 by @IamNOTachickenok

tune

The frick is happening?

stabby stabby
also frankenstilt

concerned eye twitch

no idea

dies inside in bored

pulls out paring knife Would you be interested in… impalement?

raises hand

Keep in mind, this won't kill you. You'll suffer blood loss for a few days but after that you'll be fine bc ~steb logic~

hmm
got anything stronger?

Hmm, you immune to poison? holds up tiny glass flask This'll make you suffer for a good 5 minutes, then you'll die… for a solid 10 minutes tho.

Feeling bleh because I do not want to go back to classes tomorrow
English professor will 1000% make us write "what did we do over spring break"

dies inside in bored

pulls out paring knife Would you be interested in… impalement?

raises hand

Keep in mind, this won't kill you. You'll suffer blood loss for a few days but after that you'll be fine bc ~steb logic~

hmm
got anything stronger?

Hmm, you immune to poison? holds up tiny glass flask This'll make you suffer for a good 5 minutes, then you'll die… for a solid 10 minutes tho.

I'm looking for something just a tad more permanent

Feeling bleh because I do not want to go back to classes tomorrow
English professor will 1000% make us write "what did we do over spring break"

Wanna trade? I’d be happy to write that if u can go to my Ed Psych class

The frick is happening?

stabby stabby
also frankenstilt

concerned eye twitch

Cheesecake? 🍰 _{totally not infused with hemlock, nosirrrr.}

The frick is happening?

stabby stabby
also frankenstilt

concerned eye twitch

Cheesecake? 🍰 _{totally not infused with hemlock, nosirrrr.}

….. yeah gimme

dies inside in bored

pulls out paring knife Would you be interested in… impalement?

raises hand

Keep in mind, this won't kill you. You'll suffer blood loss for a few days but after that you'll be fine bc ~steb logic~

hmm
got anything stronger?

Hmm, you immune to poison? holds up tiny glass flask This'll make you suffer for a good 5 minutes, then you'll die… for a solid 10 minutes tho.

I'm looking for something just a tad more permanent

Hmmm… I got Hemlock. Will that work?

dozing in blanket cocoon

dozing in blanket cocoon

draws a moustache

The frick is happening?

stabby stabby
also frankenstilt

concerned eye twitch

Cheesecake? 🍰 _{totally not infused with hemlock, nosirrrr.}

….. yeah gimme

Kk. (^w^)_🍰 Here you go!

dies inside in bored

pulls out paring knife Would you be interested in… impalement?

raises hand

Keep in mind, this won't kill you. You'll suffer blood loss for a few days but after that you'll be fine bc ~steb logic~

hmm
got anything stronger?

Hmm, you immune to poison? holds up tiny glass flask This'll make you suffer for a good 5 minutes, then you'll die… for a solid 10 minutes tho.

I'm looking for something just a tad more permanent

Hmmm… I got Hemlock. Will that work?

I grin. Only one way to find out

dozing in blanket cocoon

draws a moustache

throws whipped cream can to Gabs

dozing in blanket cocoon

draws a moustache

slaps

dozing in blanket cocoon

draws a moustache

throws whipped cream can to Gabs

Heheheheheheh yes

The frick is happening?

stabby stabby
also frankenstilt

concerned eye twitch

Cheesecake? 🍰 _{totally not infused with hemlock, nosirrrr.}

….. yeah gimme

Kk. (^w^)_🍰 Here you go!

I eat the whole cheesecake in one bite

throws blanket over my face and mumbles angrily

dies inside in bored

pulls out paring knife Would you be interested in… impalement?

raises hand

Keep in mind, this won't kill you. You'll suffer blood loss for a few days but after that you'll be fine bc ~steb logic~

hmm
got anything stronger?

Hmm, you immune to poison? holds up tiny glass flask This'll make you suffer for a good 5 minutes, then you'll die… for a solid 10 minutes tho.

I'm looking for something just a tad more permanent

Hmmm… I got Hemlock. Will that work?

I grin. Only one way to find out

grabs tiny flask labled "HEMLOCK" Yep, that'll be $20.

The frick is happening?

stabby stabby
also frankenstilt

concerned eye twitch

Cheesecake? 🍰 _{totally not infused with hemlock, nosirrrr.}

….. yeah gimme

Kk. (^w^)_🍰 Here you go!

I eat the whole cheesecake in one bite

Noice…grins how do you feel?

The frick is happening?

stabby stabby
also frankenstilt

concerned eye twitch

Cheesecake? 🍰 _{totally not infused with hemlock, nosirrrr.}

….. yeah gimme

Kk. (^w^)_🍰 Here you go!

I eat the whole cheesecake in one bite

Noice…grins how do you feel?

STRONGER

dies inside in bored

pulls out paring knife Would you be interested in… impalement?

raises hand

Keep in mind, this won't kill you. You'll suffer blood loss for a few days but after that you'll be fine bc ~steb logic~

hmm
got anything stronger?

Hmm, you immune to poison? holds up tiny glass flask This'll make you suffer for a good 5 minutes, then you'll die… for a solid 10 minutes tho.

I'm looking for something just a tad more permanent

Hmmm… I got Hemlock. Will that work?

I grin. Only one way to find out

grabs tiny flask labled "HEMLOCK" Yep, that'll be $20.

Do you accept Shiny Rocks as currency?

Do you accept Shiny Rocks as currency?

I do!

Do you accept Shiny Rocks as currency?

I do!

Well are you the one supplying poison to kill me?

Do you accept Shiny Rocks as currency?

I do!

Well are you the one supplying poison to kill me?

…. No?
Can I still have a shiny rock?

Do you accept Shiny Rocks as currency?

I do!

Well are you the one supplying poison to kill me?

…. No?
Can I still have a shiny rock?

Sure. Have a jade.

Do you accept Shiny Rocks as currency?

I do!

Well are you the one supplying poison to kill me?

…. No?
Can I still have a shiny rock?

Sure. Have a jade.

yay!!!!

Opinions on minceraft cave ambience?

Opinions on minceraft cave ambience?

Scary………

Opinions on minceraft cave ambience?

scares the crap outta me but i love it and hate it

sudden unholy screeching