still buried in my blanket cocoon
Hey, I have another.
pokes head out (‘-‘)
What is the first thing a cannibal does after he eats his vegetables?
Wwhat
Goes onto EBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
retreats back into my cocoon, wheezing
I snicker I have more.
I’m listening
Alright.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
Alright.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I do not
Alright.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I do not
Alright.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I do not
Spoiler - click to show.
:D I do not understand and I’m not sure I want to
Alright.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I do not
Spoiler - click to show.:D I do not understand
and I’m not sure I want to
YOU DONT.
Alright.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I do not
Spoiler - click to show.:D I do not understand
and I’m not sure I want to
Fair enough. It's much darker than most jokes.
Alright.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I do not
Spoiler - click to show.:D I do not understand
and I’m not sure I want toYOU DONT.
I chuckle You get it. (And I apologise but I spoiler tagged it which means you clicked it knowing full well it would be horrible-)
Literally the real version of:
curls up in my cocoon
Literally the real version of:
Exactly.
curls up in my cocoon
I flop down next to you
curls up in my cocoon
I flop down next to you
(‘-‘) hi
curls up in my cocoon
I flop down next to you
(‘-‘) hi
Hello.
curls up in my cocoon
I flop down next to you
(‘-‘) hi
Hello.
pokes head out of cocoon again
curls up in my cocoon
I flop down next to you
(‘-‘) hi
Hello.
pokes head out of cocoon again
Hugs?
Alright.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I do not
Spoiler - click to show.:D I do not understand
and I’m not sure I want toYOU DONT.
I chuckle You get it. (And I apologise but I spoiler tagged it which means you clicked it knowing full well it would be horrible-)
sobs yeah ame you don’t want to know
curls up in my cocoon
I flop down next to you
(‘-‘) hi
Hello.
pokes head out of cocoon again
Hugs?
:O yes pls
curls up in my cocoon
I flop down next to you
(‘-‘) hi
Hello.
pokes head out of cocoon again
Hugs?
:O yes pls
I wiggle into the cocoon and hug you
curls up in my cocoon
I flop down next to you
(‘-‘) hi
Hello.
pokes head out of cocoon again
Hugs?
:O yes pls
I wiggle into the cocoon and hug you
^^
Alright.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I do not
Spoiler - click to show.:D I do not understand
and I’m not sure I want toYOU DONT.
I chuckle You get it. (And I apologise but I spoiler tagged it which means you clicked it knowing full well it would be horrible-)
sobs yeah ame you don’t want to know
I chuckle The count of people who get it now numbers two.
curls up in my cocoon
I flop down next to you
(‘-‘) hi
Hello.
pokes head out of cocoon again
Hugs?
:O yes pls
I wiggle into the cocoon and hug you
^^
I smile back
curls up in my cocoon
I flop down next to you
(‘-‘) hi
Hello.
pokes head out of cocoon again
Hugs?
:O yes pls
I wiggle into the cocoon and hug you
^^
I smile back
aggressive hugs in return bc yes
Shadow Man, you are worrying me.
You are going to end up killing people with laughter.
Alright.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I do not
Spoiler - click to show.:D I do not understand
and I’m not sure I want toYOU DONT.
I chuckle You get it. (And I apologise but I spoiler tagged it which means you clicked it knowing full well it would be horrible-)
sobs yeah ame you don’t want to know
I chuckle The count of people who get it now numbers two.
finger guns I’m not sure whether to feel accomplishment or bad about it, I’m not even completely sure of my conclusion as to what it means but I’m pretty sure
Anywhoo
Shadow Man, you are worrying me.
You are going to end up killing people with laughter.
That, my friend, is the point. If I cannot breathe I will make it so nobody else can either.
Alright.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I do not
Spoiler - click to show.:D I do not understand
and I’m not sure I want toYOU DONT.
I chuckle You get it. (And I apologise but I spoiler tagged it which means you clicked it knowing full well it would be horrible-)
sobs yeah ame you don’t want to know
I chuckle The count of people who get it now numbers two.
finger guns I’m not sure whether to feel accomplishment or bad about it, I’m not even completely sure of my conclusion as to what it means but I’m pretty sure
Anywhoo
Did you laugh, at least?
Shadow Man, you are worrying me.
You are going to end up killing people with laughter.That, my friend, is the point. If I cannot breathe I will make it so nobody else can either.
Will never understand how people can sleep on their stomachs.
I'm always paranoid I'm gonna choke or something. It's not comfy.
Shadow Man, you are worrying me.
You are going to end up killing people with laughter.That, my friend, is the point. If I cannot breathe I will make it so nobody else can either.
Alright.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I do not
Spoiler - click to show.:D I do not understand
and I’m not sure I want toYOU DONT.
I chuckle You get it. (And I apologise but I spoiler tagged it which means you clicked it knowing full well it would be horrible-)
sobs yeah ame you don’t want to know
I chuckle The count of people who get it now numbers two.
finger guns I’m not sure whether to feel accomplishment or bad about it, I’m not even completely sure of my conclusion as to what it means but I’m pretty sure
AnywhooDid you laugh, at least?
Yes, of course