forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
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@Rhys group

(ME wondering how this guy manages to keep up with us when he had his account and then me wondering how hard this wave of info is to follow)

"Not very difficult, honestly."

Lucky you. I’ve been swamped. Now, I have to go to be in 1 minute- so— Vale-

@False-andrew flash_on

SEE VIS !!!! ITS BAD

technically I have an excuse because rough sketch but SHHHHHH

Visio says, and I quote: "What in the actual God-fearing fuck do you mean it's bad? If you insult something that fucking gorgeous again, I will use my power to track you the hell down and choke you until you pass out."

🥺🥺🥺 gorgeous…..,,,?

"Yes, gorgeous. (And, if I may add, I'm sure the art styla reflects how gorgeous you are.)" he says-

waves HIIII VISIOOOOOOOOO IVE BEEN CRYINGGGGGGG

"Yeah, I know little one- don't think I haven't been either."

Wait— Visi- you been CYRING?
Sobs even more
I’VE BEEN CRYING SINCE I WOKE UP AT 6 IN THE MOJING AND IT’S NOW 9 PM-

"No shit I've been crying. I just met the best fucking people in the world and I have to die in a month."

AYE NO U DONT HAVE TO JACKASS- U COULD BUT YA NEVER KNOW- MAYBE GET SURGERY IDK FAM-

"Which parts do you want me to fix first? The lungs themselves? The ribcage? My throat?"

@Eli-the-transboi group

SEE VIS !!!! ITS BAD

technically I have an excuse because rough sketch but SHHHHHH

Visio says, and I quote: "What in the actual God-fearing fuck do you mean it's bad? If you insult something that fucking gorgeous again, I will use my power to track you the hell down and choke you until you pass out."

🥺🥺🥺 gorgeous…..,,,?

"Yes, gorgeous. (And, if I may add, I'm sure the art styla reflects how gorgeous you are.)" he says-

waves HIIII VISIOOOOOOOOO IVE BEEN CRYINGGGGGGG

"Yeah, I know little one- don't think I haven't been either."

Wait— Visi- you been CYRING?
Sobs even more
I’VE BEEN CRYING SINCE I WOKE UP AT 6 IN THE MOJING AND IT’S NOW 9 PM-

"No shit I've been crying. I just met the best fucking people in the world and I have to die in a month."

AYE NO U DONT HAVE TO JACKASS- U COULD BUT YA NEVER KNOW- MAYBE GET SURGERY IDK FAM-

"Which parts do you want me to fix first? The lungs themselves? The ribcage? My throat?"

ALL OF THEM-

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SEE VIS !!!! ITS BAD

technically I have an excuse because rough sketch but SHHHHHH

Visio says, and I quote: "What in the actual God-fearing fuck do you mean it's bad? If you insult something that fucking gorgeous again, I will use my power to track you the hell down and choke you until you pass out."

🥺🥺🥺 gorgeous…..,,,?

"Yes, gorgeous. (And, if I may add, I'm sure the art styla reflects how gorgeous you are.)" he says-

STOP THAT YOU BIG BALL OF FLUFF 🥺🥺🤧

"I'm right. Stay beautiful, even through the pain! (Also, chase after them- if they escape you'll be sorry- don't let them grow distant.)"

idk wth that means-

@Rhys group

AYE NO U DONT HAVE TO JACKASS- U COULD BUT YA NEVER KNOW- MAYBE GET SURGERY IDK FAM-

"Which parts do you want me to fix first? The lungs themselves? The ribcage? My throat?"

ALL OF THEM-

yeah. . .

@False-andrew flash_on

AYE NO U DONT HAVE TO JACKASS- U COULD BUT YA NEVER KNOW- MAYBE GET SURGERY IDK FAM-

"Which parts do you want me to fix first? The lungs themselves? The ribcage? My throat?"

ALL OF THEM-

yeah. . .

"I'll do my best and see what my options are."

@Eli-the-transboi group

AYE NO U DONT HAVE TO JACKASS- U COULD BUT YA NEVER KNOW- MAYBE GET SURGERY IDK FAM-

"Which parts do you want me to fix first? The lungs themselves? The ribcage? My throat?"

ALL OF THEM-

yeah. . .

"I'll do my best and see what my options are."

Good- cause if Gemma can do it u can TRY-

@False-andrew flash_on

AYE NO U DONT HAVE TO JACKASS- U COULD BUT YA NEVER KNOW- MAYBE GET SURGERY IDK FAM-

"Which parts do you want me to fix first? The lungs themselves? The ribcage? My throat?"

ALL OF THEM-

yeah. . .

"I'll do my best and see what my options are."

Good- cause if Gemma can do it u can TRY-

hey i only had my heart to worry abouyt XD- he has the entirety of his respiratory system to get fixed-

@Eli-the-transboi group

AYE NO U DONT HAVE TO JACKASS- U COULD BUT YA NEVER KNOW- MAYBE GET SURGERY IDK FAM-

"Which parts do you want me to fix first? The lungs themselves? The ribcage? My throat?"

ALL OF THEM-

yeah. . .

"I'll do my best and see what my options are."

Good- cause if Gemma can do it u can TRY-

hey i only had my heart to worry abouyt XD- he has the entirety of his respiratory system to get fixed-

Still-

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

This is way late but now that I know Vis like cats it reminds me: I know a cat that kinda acts like him, his name is Batman and he’s a bit of a bastard to new people but once you get to know him he’s just a big softie ty (also I learned on Friday that if he really likes you he drools on you while sitting on you… disgusting but endearing the only drool I will accept)

Deleted user

How is everyone?

Mixed emotions to the extreme—

I’m really really sad but as of 5 seconds ago my heart is imploding

Deleted user

How is everyone?

Terrible thanks for asking <3

That’s it I’m getting the good vibes gun

@False-andrew flash_on

How is everyone?

Mixed emotions to the extreme—

I’m really really sad but as of 5 seconds ago my heart is imploding

"You'll always be sad- that never stops when you've found someone you enjoyed being around. But the sadness. . . loses its edge, once you get to know it. Like me. Think of that sadness as a part of me left in you. Welcome it, and threaten to bap it if it gets too out of control."

Deleted user

How is everyone?

Terrible thanks for asking <3

That’s it I’m getting the good vibes gun

HEY THAT’S MINE

NOT ANYMORE