…may I haz one in trade for something?

Can i have one-?

yes of course. what type of flavor?

Chocolate, vanilla or caramel-

here you go

^^ thx i cant see it cause of my school ipad but i like the effort-

Can i have one-?

yes of course. what type of flavor?

“What type of flavor” meanwhile you just immediately guessed what I would have wanted without error

i just know what my friends love

^^ thx i cant see it cause of my school ipad but i like the effort-

noooooo :( but you're welcoome

Can i have one-?

yes of course. what type of flavor?

“What type of flavor” meanwhile you just immediately guessed what I would have wanted without error

i just know what my friends love

🥺💕

…may I haz one in trade for something?

what will you trade, oh mighty one?

Can i have one-?

yes of course. what type of flavor?

“What type of flavor” meanwhile you just immediately guessed what I would have wanted without error

i just know what my friends love

🥺💕

🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

^^ thx i cant see it cause of my school ipad but i like the effort-

noooooo :( but you're welcoome

Its ok!

Guess who’s back

Guess who’s back

hi

Guess who’s back

Hiiii

Probably not for long but ehh

Same-

Guess who’s back

my mind: starts singing without me

sips the milkshake that my wonderful friend Pandora gave me

…may I haz one in trade for something?

what will you trade, oh mighty one?

I haz a variety. What iz youz preference?

…may I haz one in trade for something?

what will you trade, oh mighty one?

I haz a variety. What iz youz preference?

Hm….perhaps, your most powerful weapons?

…may I haz one in trade for something?

what will you trade, oh mighty one?

I haz a variety. What iz youz preference?

Hm….perhaps, your most powerful weapons?

my how the turns have tabled

…may I haz one in trade for something?

what will you trade, oh mighty one?

I haz a variety. What iz youz preference?

Hm….perhaps, your most powerful weapons?

I do not think the value would match in that situation, I shall decline.

…may I haz one in trade for something?

what will you trade, oh mighty one?

I haz a variety. What iz youz preference?

Hm….perhaps, your most powerful weapons?

I do not think the value would match in that situation, I shall decline.

Pity. I was about to add some cake and homemade pies, but I suppose I shall just eat it all.

…may I haz one in trade for something?

what will you trade, oh mighty one?

I haz a variety. What iz youz preference?

Hm….perhaps, your most powerful weapons?

I do not think the value would match in that situation, I shall decline.

Pity. I was about to add some cake and homemade pies, but I suppose I shall just eat it all.

O o f

*sobs *

*slides you cheesecake and disco ball *

sips milkshake while hovering behind Pandora

*does adorable chicken eyes of bribery *

*sobs *

*slides you cheesecake and disco ball *

Is this your trade? May I remind you, that I have unlimited Cheesecake due to my alliance with the cheesecake Empress? Though, the fact that you would have any cheesecake in the first place, means that you were indeed the one who stole from the royal cheesecake vaults. Have you no shame?

looks at the disco ball Impressive, but, we have something better. If you want the milkshake, the cake and the pie, you will need to try harder than that.

*sobs *

*slides you cheesecake and disco ball *

Is this your trade? May I remind you, that I have unlimited Cheesecake due to my alliance with the cheesecake Empress? Though, the fact that you would have any cheesecake in the first place, means that you were indeed the one who stole from the royal cheesecake vaults. Have you no shame?

looks at the disco ball Impressive, but, we have something better. If you want the milkshake, the cake and the pie, you will need to try harder than that.

I see, I see.

I have many bowels, would you like them?

I have many bowels, would you like them?

B

B o w e l s ??

I also have a lot of glitter, a redhead, and a short, fluffy-haired, angsty teenage boy who can be violent if he chooses to and is also a swifte.