forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
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@False-andrew flash_on

Boutta watch house of 1000 courpses anyone seen it before? should I be worried? it made my mom sleep with the lights on for a week striaght.

oop id say watch it only if you really want to

@False-andrew flash_on

its time to raze existance
its time to banish light
its time to call the void in
on the muppet show tonight

its time to burn the incense
its time to slay the sheep
its time to wake the muppets
from a thousand years of sleep

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This contains an image of: hemsworth reaction pic

TO THE GUILLOTINE

TO THE GUILLOTINE

DENNY, GEMMA, HOW COULD U

smh another missed opportunity to quote Star Wars
be better, Gabs XD

@False-andrew flash_on

its time to raze existance
its time to banish light
its time to call the void in
on the muppet show tonight

its time to burn the incense
its time to slay the sheep
its time to wake the muppets
from a thousand years of sleep

also people you may have missed this from me

Deleted user

shatters the door for good measure ABSOLUTELY YESSSSSSS THERE IS NO ESCAPE FOR YOU

Deleted user

shatters the door for good measure ABSOLUTELY YESSSSSSS THERE IS NO ESCAPE FOR YOU

INDEED

NO ESCAPE FOR YE WHO FORSOOK THE GALAXY

@just_gabs_is_sleepy group

shatters the door for good measure ABSOLUTELY YESSSSSSS THERE IS NO ESCAPE FOR YOU

INDEED

NO ESCAPE FOR YE WHO FORSOOK THE GALAXY

I'M SORRYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO CHEESECAKE FOR YOU

Deleted user

shatters the door for good measure ABSOLUTELY YESSSSSSS THERE IS NO ESCAPE FOR YOU

INDEED

NO ESCAPE FOR YE WHO FORSOOK THE GALAXY

I'M SORRYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO CHEESECAKE FOR YOU

I'M ALLERGIC TO CHEESE

@False-andrew flash_on

its time to raze existance
its time to banish light
its time to call the void in
on the muppet show tonight

its time to burn the incense
its time to slay the sheep
its time to wake the muppets
from a thousand years of sleep

reposting for easy access!

@just_gabs_is_sleepy group

shatters the door for good measure ABSOLUTELY YESSSSSSS THERE IS NO ESCAPE FOR YOU

INDEED

NO ESCAPE FOR YE WHO FORSOOK THE GALAXY

I'M SORRYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO CHEESECAKE FOR YOU

I'M ALLERGIC TO CHEESE

ALL THE CHEESECAKE FOR YOU, PEASANT
I AM EMPRESS OF CHEESECAKE

Deleted user

shatters the door for good measure ABSOLUTELY YESSSSSSS THERE IS NO ESCAPE FOR YOU

INDEED

NO ESCAPE FOR YE WHO FORSOOK THE GALAXY

I'M SORRYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO CHEESECAKE FOR YOU

I'M ALLERGIC TO CHEESE

ALL THE CHEESECAKE FOR YOU, PEASANT
I AM EMPRESS OF CHEESECAKE

THEN I WILL EAT THE CHEESE YOU GIVE UNTO ME
AND YOU WILL BE SLAIN FOR MURDERING A DEITY

@just_gabs_is_sleepy group

shatters the door for good measure ABSOLUTELY YESSSSSSS THERE IS NO ESCAPE FOR YOU

INDEED

NO ESCAPE FOR YE WHO FORSOOK THE GALAXY

I'M SORRYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO CHEESECAKE FOR YOU

I'M ALLERGIC TO CHEESE

ALL THE CHEESECAKE FOR YOU, PEASANT
I AM EMPRESS OF CHEESECAKE

THEN I WILL EAT THE CHEESE YOU GIVE UNTO ME
AND YOU WILL BE SLAIN FOR MURDERING A DEITY

it would not be murder if you eat of the cheese voluntarily
and as I am a benevolent Empress, I would not force you to eat of the cheese.

Deleted user

shatters the door for good measure ABSOLUTELY YESSSSSSS THERE IS NO ESCAPE FOR YOU

INDEED

NO ESCAPE FOR YE WHO FORSOOK THE GALAXY

I'M SORRYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO CHEESECAKE FOR YOU

I'M ALLERGIC TO CHEESE

ALL THE CHEESECAKE FOR YOU, PEASANT
I AM EMPRESS OF CHEESECAKE

THEN I WILL EAT THE CHEESE YOU GIVE UNTO ME
AND YOU WILL BE SLAIN FOR MURDERING A DEITY

it would not be murder if you eat of the cheese voluntarily
and as I am a benevolent Empress, I would not force you to eat of the cheese.

if you see me take the killing thing, both of us fully knowing that it can kill me, and allow me to consume the killing thing and give it the power to kill me without moving to save me from the killing thing, you can be punished for that. you could have stopped it. but you didn't, and now I will haunt you from beyond the grave until the day you join me

@just_gabs_is_sleepy group

shatters the door for good measure ABSOLUTELY YESSSSSSS THERE IS NO ESCAPE FOR YOU

INDEED

NO ESCAPE FOR YE WHO FORSOOK THE GALAXY

I'M SORRYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO CHEESECAKE FOR YOU

I'M ALLERGIC TO CHEESE

ALL THE CHEESECAKE FOR YOU, PEASANT
I AM EMPRESS OF CHEESECAKE

THEN I WILL EAT THE CHEESE YOU GIVE UNTO ME
AND YOU WILL BE SLAIN FOR MURDERING A DEITY

it would not be murder if you eat of the cheese voluntarily
and as I am a benevolent Empress, I would not force you to eat of the cheese.

if you see me take the killing thing, both of us fully knowing that it can kill me, and allow me to consume the killing thing and give it the power to kill me without moving to save me from the killing thing, you can be punished for that. you could have stopped it. but you didn't, and now I will haunt you from beyond the grave until the day you join me

haha jokes on u i can't die

Deleted user

shatters the door for good measure ABSOLUTELY YESSSSSSS THERE IS NO ESCAPE FOR YOU

INDEED

NO ESCAPE FOR YE WHO FORSOOK THE GALAXY

I'M SORRYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
NO CHEESECAKE FOR YOU

I'M ALLERGIC TO CHEESE

ALL THE CHEESECAKE FOR YOU, PEASANT
I AM EMPRESS OF CHEESECAKE

THEN I WILL EAT THE CHEESE YOU GIVE UNTO ME
AND YOU WILL BE SLAIN FOR MURDERING A DEITY

it would not be murder if you eat of the cheese voluntarily
and as I am a benevolent Empress, I would not force you to eat of the cheese.

if you see me take the killing thing, both of us fully knowing that it can kill me, and allow me to consume the killing thing and give it the power to kill me without moving to save me from the killing thing, you can be punished for that. you could have stopped it. but you didn't, and now I will haunt you from beyond the grave until the day you join me

haha jokes on u i can't die

neither can I, sadeeq. I have been Forbidden from dying. I have promised too many people that I will not die, and if the universe cares anything about promises, I will be here long after y'all are no more than dust in the wind

@just_gabs_is_sleepy group

if you see me take the killing thing, both of us fully knowing that it can kill me, and allow me to consume the killing thing and give it the power to kill me without moving to save me from the killing thing, you can be punished for that. you could have stopped it. but you didn't, and now I will haunt you from beyond the grave until the day you join me

haha jokes on u i can't die

neither can I, sadeeq. I have been Forbidden from dying. I have promised too many people that I will not die, and if the universe cares anything about promises, I will be here long after y'all are no more than dust in the wind

It has been established that I cannot die. Cheesecake, much like my Empire, is eternal. So for as long as you exist, so shall I, and you shall never escape the reaches of my empire, never hide from the extent of my influence. You will always live with the knowledge that you could not kill me in any way that matters, and that my Empire will remain, haunting your every step with cheesecake.

Deleted user

if you see me take the killing thing, both of us fully knowing that it can kill me, and allow me to consume the killing thing and give it the power to kill me without moving to save me from the killing thing, you can be punished for that. you could have stopped it. but you didn't, and now I will haunt you from beyond the grave until the day you join me

haha jokes on u i can't die

neither can I, sadeeq. I have been Forbidden from dying. I have promised too many people that I will not die, and if the universe cares anything about promises, I will be here long after y'all are no more than dust in the wind

It has been established that I cannot die. Cheesecake, much like my Empire, is eternal. So for as long as you exist, so shall I, and you shall never escape the reaches of my empire, never hide from the extent of my influence. You will always live with the knowledge that you could not kill me in any way that matters, and that my Empire will remain, haunting your every step with cheesecake.

Joke's on you I don't care about your Empire. While you have fun stalking me, I'll build an Empire of my own. You and I cannot die, but our Empires and legacies sure as hell can.

@just_gabs_is_sleepy group

if you see me take the killing thing, both of us fully knowing that it can kill me, and allow me to consume the killing thing and give it the power to kill me without moving to save me from the killing thing, you can be punished for that. you could have stopped it. but you didn't, and now I will haunt you from beyond the grave until the day you join me

haha jokes on u i can't die

neither can I, sadeeq. I have been Forbidden from dying. I have promised too many people that I will not die, and if the universe cares anything about promises, I will be here long after y'all are no more than dust in the wind

It has been established that I cannot die. Cheesecake, much like my Empire, is eternal. So for as long as you exist, so shall I, and you shall never escape the reaches of my empire, never hide from the extent of my influence. You will always live with the knowledge that you could not kill me in any way that matters, and that my Empire will remain, haunting your every step with cheesecake.

Joke's on you I don't care about your Empire. While you have fun stalking me, I'll build an Empire of my own. You and I cannot die, but our Empires and legacies sure as hell can.

Very well. If what you say is true, then at the end of times, when both our Empires have risen and fallen and brought the world to dust with them, you and I shall meet in an eternal battle at the end of time.