forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
Started by @IamNOTachickenok
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Deleted user

is this the chicken saga which I was referred to by the eldritch crab god? Just confirming lol.

no it is not

liar

i do not lie

well that’s another lie so hmmmmm

miss chancla sorceress, this is the chicken saga, you cannot deny that

@RottingInMyRoom

is this the chicken saga which I was referred to by the eldritch crab god? Just confirming lol.

no it is not

thank you so much for helping me

@spacebluelily language

is this the chicken saga which I was referred to by the eldritch crab god? Just confirming lol.

no it is not

liar

i do not lie

well that’s another lie so hmmmmm

i solemnly swear i tell no lies

@spacebluelily language

is this the chicken saga which I was referred to by the eldritch crab god? Just confirming lol.

no it is not

thank you so much for helping me

you're welcome 😶‍🌫

@RottingInMyRoom

is this the chicken saga which I was referred to by the eldritch crab god? Just confirming lol.

Hey what’s up I’m the local cheesecake dealer so if u want cheesecake I gotchu

Hook me up man you got the good stuff?

We have cocaine cheesecake-

NO WE DONT ELI
ONLY REGULAR GOOD NON DRUGGED CHEESECAKE

NON DRUGGED ARE YOU SURE

YES NO DRUGS
MY PURPOSE IS TO PROVIDE YUMMY CHEESECAKE TO ANYONE WHO WANTS IT
(You should join team cheesecake, it’s super fun over here. plus cheesecake)

Providing cheesecake to people in need is admirable. And just confirming THERES A TEEM CHEESECAKE?! Crazy bruh.

nah join team C R A B

no no, join team C H A N C L A

I spelled Team wrong damn.
T E A M

I'll be a part of all teams fs.

@spacebluelily language

LISTEN UP B!TCH

(Idk the threads stance on no-no words so I'm censoring.)

cough-

takes deep breath

I LIKE

LOOKIN HOT

BUYING STUFF THEY CANNOT

I LIKE

DRINKIN HARD

MAXING DAD'S CREDIT CARD

@RottingInMyRoom

is this the chicken saga which I was referred to by the eldritch crab god? Just confirming lol.

no it is not

thank you so much for helping me

you're welcome 😶‍🌫

spreading lies noice

@False-andrew flash_on

is this the chicken saga which I was referred to by the eldritch crab god? Just confirming lol.

Hey what’s up I’m the local cheesecake dealer so if u want cheesecake I gotchu

Hook me up man you got the good stuff?

We have cocaine cheesecake-

NO WE DONT ELI
ONLY REGULAR GOOD NON DRUGGED CHEESECAKE

NON DRUGGED ARE YOU SURE

YES NO DRUGS
MY PURPOSE IS TO PROVIDE YUMMY CHEESECAKE TO ANYONE WHO WANTS IT
(You should join team cheesecake, it’s super fun over here. plus cheesecake)

Providing cheesecake to people in need is admirable. And just confirming THERES A TEEM CHEESECAKE?! Crazy bruh.

nah join team C R A B

no no, join team C H A N C L A

I spelled Team wrong damn.
T E A M

I'll be a part of all teams fs.

N O

ONLY O N E

@spacebluelily language

is this the chicken saga which I was referred to by the eldritch crab god? Just confirming lol.

no it is not

thank you so much for helping me

you're welcome 😶‍🌫

spreading lies noice

what lie i see no lie

@just_gabs_is_sleepy group

This is really petty, but I’m sitting waiting in a parking lot and some guy literally pulled in front of me into the fire lane and parallel parked so close to me that I will not be able to get out, almost hit me to get in front of me, and I parked literally right on the edge of the fire lane.

I am mad

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

This is really petty, but I’m sitting waiting in a parking lot and some guy literally pulled in front of me into the fire lane and parallel parked so close to me that I will not be able to get out, almost hit me to get in front of me, and I parked literally right on the edge of the fire lane.

I am mad

kill him.

Deleted user

This is really petty, but I’m sitting waiting in a parking lot and some guy literally pulled in front of me into the fire lane and parallel parked so close to me that I will not be able to get out, almost hit me to get in front of me, and I parked literally right on the edge of the fire lane.

I am mad

kill him.

hmmm

Deleted user

Good morning my lovely agents of chaos

what– morning???

…… CST time zone✋😔

@just_gabs_is_sleepy group

U… u guys…
I thought we established I do not condone murder
Also, I’m a broke college student kind of don’t wanna pay to repair The damage is keying his car would do
I’m just content glaring at him from my front seat 😂😂😂😂😂

@spacebluelily language

This is really petty, but I’m sitting waiting in a parking lot and some guy literally pulled in front of me into the fire lane and parallel parked so close to me that I will not be able to get out, almost hit me to get in front of me, and I parked literally right on the edge of the fire lane.

I am mad

step 1: fuck his car so bad

step 2: drive away as fast as you can

Deleted user

U… u guys…
I thought we established I do not condone murder
Also, I’m a broke college student kind of don’t wanna pay to repair The damage is keying his car would do
I’m just content glaring at him from my front seat 😂😂😂😂😂

that is just as satisfying

Deleted user

This is really petty, but I’m sitting waiting in a parking lot and some guy literally pulled in front of me into the fire lane and parallel parked so close to me that I will not be able to get out, almost hit me to get in front of me, and I parked literally right on the edge of the fire lane.

I am mad

step 1: fuck his car so bad

step 2: drive away as fast as you can

Pause

@spacebluelily language

This is really petty, but I’m sitting waiting in a parking lot and some guy literally pulled in front of me into the fire lane and parallel parked so close to me that I will not be able to get out, almost hit me to get in front of me, and I parked literally right on the edge of the fire lane.

I am mad

step 1: fuck his car so bad

step 2: drive away as fast as you can

Pause

yes, what now?