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Started February 07, 2018 by @remarkab.le

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lol good one high fives you

yay, now i get to prepare to break up a fight, (storytime) so my cousin, the one who hosts DND at her house, as a technical husband, named Caleb, but no one likes him because if anyone has an idea he will just suggest something stupid and force it into the games reality like an asshole. he will also min-max ALL his characters (make them over powered as fuck like half orc fighter barbarian) he will also pull stupid fucking moves in EVERY campaign, we were doing an evil campaign and we had received a invitation from my bro's cannon dwarf clan called the Stormbellow Clan and just walks off with the invitation saying it's a declaration of war without letting anyone read it and in the same campaign almost one shot me but because he used reckless attack it counted as 2 hits and not one (he did 78 damage to my PALADIN, THE ONLY PERSON WHO COULD HEAL HIS ASS, AND HE TRIED TO KILL ME OVER WORDS!!!) he then got all pissy when Ragnar Stormbellow himself came down and kicked his ass because he didn't answer the invitation( he was wearing wearing full adamantine plate armor, an eye patch of Truesight, and 2 handaxes what were +5). the NEXT stupid thing he did was in our first attempt in the straud campaign, HE SHOT EVERYTHING THAT MOVED, GOT HIMSELF KILLED BECAUSE HE SHOT STRAUDS HORSE AND WAS DRIVEN TO DRINK BLOOD EVERYDAY OR HE WOULD DIE!!! just a little info about me and my bro, we have the shortest tempers anyone has ever seen and yet the only thing keeping him together was our cousin but now he snapped because Caleb began to watch videos of DND sessions and why DM's should be nerfed, and was shit talking my bro so while i was on the couch pretending not to hear anything was texting my bro to get him ready for the shitstorm that was going to happen when he got back from picking up pizza.

when you only understand this thanks to tmi simon lewis
cheers simon!

ALSO THIS GUY IS A JEEEEEERK
not you i mean caleb

YEAH BRO WE GONNA KILL HIM U WANT IN?

lol good one high fives you

#facepalm

soo

i'll be here for about another 2 hours give or take.

Okie dokie my guy

how is everyone

Don't make me think about my life

pissed

EVERYONE GET READY TO SUE INFINITY WARS CUZ IM SEEING IT TONIGHT.

cool!

I'm just warning if you haven't seen all the movies you're not gonna get the full experience/pain

im watching guardians of the galaxy 2 rn so i can see it tonight, i watched black panther yesturday.

Yeah but there's like……15 more movies

eh, ill just watch them out of order.

gtg

See ya!

Remember a few weeks ago when i said i passed out and got really sick?
I just got better from that sickness. I've been sick for three weeks.

Oh wow dude that's awful holy smokes
just fyi Imma be off for a few hours in a bit

Ooh. Yikes. I'm glad you feel better!

I'm glad too. It was horrible. A sore throat and runny nose for weeks are really irritating, at times I could barely speak.

Oh I know the feeling bro.

The lord is thankful you are not sick. But then again the lord created sickness.

-_- Lets not get deep rn pls

*The Lord

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKserM-i0_A Off topic THIS IS REALLY GOOD FAM

MY COUSINS ARE MAKING ME DO A 4 PAGE REPORT BEFORE 10:00 TONIGHT IN ORDER TO WATCH INFINITY WAR!

THAT"S INSANE.