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Started February 07, 2018 by @remarkab.le

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elevum yar old 200 proof munshne cheris (drunk speech)

Wacks Firebrand in the head. Better?

nop stll drunk

Kicks firebrand. Now?

i'm better now

guys can i say something that i have to say even though i think i've said it like a million times already

Go ahead dude. I'm all ears.

Yeah bro go for it

I'm hella gay for my best friend which sucks because I'm pretty sure they're not attracted to non binary people but it's whatever

That sucks my dude

yee

do you know for sure though?

lit

heyyyyy

Salutations

JUST GOT HIT BY A G NOTE NO WARNING

I WATCHED BLACK PANTHER LAST NIGHT AND NO DEATH!

yay, now i get to prepare to break up a fight, (storytime) so my cousin, the one who hosts DND at her house, as a technical husband, named Caleb, but no one likes him because if anyone has an idea he will just suggest something stupid and force it into the games reality like an asshole. he will also min-max ALL his characters (make them over powered as fuck like half orc fighter barbarian) he will also pull stupid fucking moves in EVERY campaign, we were doing an evil campaign and we had received a invitation from my bro's cannon dwarf clan called the Stormbellow Clan and just walks off with the invitation saying it's a declaration of war without letting anyone read it and in the same campaign almost one shot me but because he used reckless attack it counted as 2 hits and not one (he did 78 damage to my PALADIN, THE ONLY PERSON WHO COULD HEAL HIS ASS, AND HE TRIED TO KILL ME OVER WORDS!!!) he then got all pissy when Ragnar Stormbellow himself came down and kicked his ass because he didn't answer the invitation( he was wearing wearing full adamantine plate armor, an eye patch of Truesight, and 2 handaxes what were +5). the NEXT stupid thing he did was in our first attempt in the straud campaign, HE SHOT EVERYTHING THAT MOVED, GOT HIMSELF KILLED BECAUSE HE SHOT STRAUDS HORSE AND WAS DRIVEN TO DRINK BLOOD EVERYDAY OR HE WOULD DIE!!! just a little info about me and my bro, we have the shortest tempers anyone has ever seen and yet the only thing keeping him together was our cousin but now he snapped because Caleb began to watch videos of DND sessions and why DM's should be nerfed, and was shit talking my bro so while i was on the couch pretending not to hear anything was texting my bro to get him ready for the shitstorm that was going to happen when he got back from picking up pizza.

Wow. He's awful.

He sounds very awful

How is he still a part of your group?

now he's gonna get his ass kicked because he changed our cousin, she was once full of life an happy at all times but when she met him everything was drained from her, she has a Purebred Alaskan Malamute and he flinches around Caleb when ever he is around.

we kept him as a part of the group because it made her happy

He needs to go. If a (trusted) dog doesn't like someone, that's a sign.

that's why i'm getting ready to break up a fight, when my bro is pissed he's 10 times as strong as he is when he is calm.

the funny thing is we had another incident with another asshole his name was Kyle, he used us and lied to us and broke my bro because he thought Kyle loved him, and my bro hates Caleb more than Kyle

Wow. You've got some toxic jerks there.

that we do but we've recovered and grown stronger

Huzzah!

Bro that's terrible holy smokes