forum Wild and Free (closed)

Started January 25, 2022 by @DancingWithMyDemons business

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Hi👾

Well, we have Lix here (who I've started dating), Soup Cult is kinda dead, Bread Cult is definitely dead, Arya still has cancer, Jack might be dead (joking, btw), Trev's gone, Denny and me are threatening one of her younger siblings. That's pretty much it.

Hi Lix 👋
Oooo Sammy playing games 😂
Funny since this originally started as a middle child center

Hi, Lilly?

Lix, this is Lily, a person. Be nice to them!
You know it!
Yeah, it did. And look what we've become.

Okay, I'll be nice TwT

Good! I love you!
Anyways, what's happened on your end, Lily?

I love you too 😊

Yes, I am a human
Hmmmm well
I dealt with some unresolved trauma, went on some adventures with Thomas, won a writing contest, got a job after school working snack bar, finally told Jacob that I was “in love” with him-something I hadn’t said before, and am going to the Bahamas in 3 days

I'm glad you dealt with the trauma.
That's fun!
Lol.
Ooh!
Nice, nice!
How fun!

(I just realized - me and Meep have the same name - I'm Sam after my middle name, Samuel -)

Yeah glad I did too. Didn’t do it alone.
Yeah! Mmhm
Y’all I’m bored

(I chuckle I don't go by that, but yes. I like Sam better. It has more character, plus it matches up with gender shit on the inside. Thomas is a common name anyways. I know of many other people, besides Meep, that have that name.)

Meep helped, I'm sure.
Watcha want to do then?

(I think it suits you. If you only go by that here, maybe consider asking to be called that elsewhere too? It will help.)

Yes, I did! 😁
Idk.

(Yeah. . . fair.)

Lol.
Fair.

(Yeah! I’m straight as the day is long. But my name and I… well we sometimes get in each other’s way. I used to only go by lily online. But then some online shit and some irl shit got mixed up and now people call me both. And honestly it’s nice. I’m lily, who is sweet and understanding and sensitive and emotional and dramatic AND I’m Ashton, who is a kickass and a drama kid and a nerd.)

Yes, he did 😂
Eat ice cream

Ice cream is good.

Sam, Danny threw you into a giant vat of oil at a McDee's and fried your potato self. He then somehow gave fries to the small kiddos and said never be a potato.
Also, if you get what my profile picture now is I will be happy.

Indeed.

I growl I swear, that kid is going to get set on fire one of these days. . .
I get it!

If and when it does happen, I want to be there.

Yay
I like jokes like that

I'll make sure you are.

Makes sense, knowing you.

Okay, so apparently Danny's been interrogating my IRL friends because he thinks one of them is you.
The first question is "Are you a potato".
It won't clarify anything.

And Luce's jokes that are technically true. Like the serial killer one.

What's this about fire? Are we planning to burn a castle? Or as the case may be, a child?

We are planning on burning my brother, Danny.
Maybe 4 people would miss him. 5, if he's lucky.

Okay, so apparently Danny's been interrogating my IRL friends because he thinks one of them is you.
The first question is "Are you a potato".
It won't clarify anything.

And Luce's jokes that are technically true. Like the serial killer one.

Huh. Won't help. Don't know any of them.
I sigh Why a potato? Ask him that.

very true.

Denny is very right! Danny need some heat in his life anyways.

Well I know that, but he doesn't.
Because, in his opinion, potatoes are the lowest form of veggie. And veggies are generally scorned among children. So a potato would be the lowest of the low.

He really does.

Lol.
Hmph. That makes me a lot more annoyed. On an unrelated note, does anybody know how to get napalm?

About how long will a child burn?

I can get you a murder of crows but no napalm. Or geese. I have too many geese here. We're confusing the heck outta them. The weather in March here is one big cosmic April Fool's joke.

Damn. How about gasoline?
"Chonky honkies" is amazing.