forum Wild and Free (closed)

Started January 25, 2022 by @DancingWithMyDemons business

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Pfffffff

love it!

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house?
A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Snorts then claps Congratulations, you both made me laugh. Do you have any more?

how do you fit 100 babies in a box?

You… squish them?

Cuisinart

Claps
Any non-baby related ones? Or more in general?

My source of jokes is gone, so I will tell some to myself

I have many jokes about unemployed people but, sadly, none of them work

What's the quickest way to get to the hospital?
Just stand in the middle of a busy road

Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left it

true

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

Are eyebrows also considered facial hair?

Yep

good to know

Does anyone here know anything about hair
Specifically poliosis
Google is no help

no sory

Hi my name is I Can't Picture A Squid Laying An Egg

Uh. . . Hi, I'm dad.

I'm mentally insane _hehehe

Again, I'm dad XD

Who agrees that biscuits are just more violent muffins?

Do biscuits taste like muffins? Or are you talking about the looks?

We're talking aura-wise, the sort of atmosphere they give a room

I have no idea
Have never been in the same room as a biscuit. Or, for that matter, a biscuit and a muffin

Who agrees that swimming pigeons are much better than normal pigeons
And that squids should not be able to lay eggs

Fair enough
I agree with both of those things

Yes to all the above

Thank you Arya!