forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Meep: Grins at Amber, then looks at Olivia And who might you be?

Amber: to oliva, smacks her gum loudly while she speaks Baby, you do NOT need the kitchen. Go on a diet.

Meep: Startled at the loud pop Oh, do shut up.

Amber: Oh yeah? make me.
Lily: rolls eyes Amber, if you get in another fight, you lose credit card privileges.
Amber backs down and goes to sulk in a corner.

Yes: Laughs I could take her out back…?

Meep: Laughs That could be taken many ways, my friend.

Lily: turns scarlet Hahaha, yeahhhh

Meep: Laughs harder at Lily's expression. Your face is priceless right now.

Pastel: to Yuri Sure!

Kat: Yeah.

Lily: Hahaha well I've lived somewhat sheltered

Yuri: Hands Pastel some soup There you go. Eat it quickly.

Owen: raises hand I want soup!
Luke: gasps dramatically OWEn wants SOUP? What's teh world coming to?
Fern: falls over even more dramatically

Amber: stop sulking Soup? Who said soup?

Meep: Takes over temporarily for Yes, since they won't be on again today.

Yuri: Me.

Owen: I did! This is a soup cult. We eat soup, and do other things.. I think.
Luke: Are we just going to ignore the fact that OWEn asked for SOUP?
Owen: It's just soup!
Fern: dramatic gasps from her spot on teh floor

Amber: This is a cult?! pretends to faint

Yuri: Throws some soup at Own. FEAR THE SOUP!

Owen: You guys wanted me to try soup. This is the one soup that doesn't look like blood.
Luke: But it's ASTONISHING

Olivia: utterly confused where the Hell am I? Who the hell are all of you? And what the hell is this?

OWen: This is a soup cult. You are in a soup cult. I'm Owen.
Luke: Literally none of that is helpful.

Olivia: raises an eyebrow right. a soup cult. to Luke. who are you?

Luke: I’m Luke. Infinitely more awesome than OWen.

Olivia: now smiling Is that so?

yuri: I'm Yuri. Just Yuri. No surname, no middle name. It's a soup cult, and I'm the best person here. Better than Luke, even.

Owen: NOBLE is the best person here. holds up Noble
Noble: chirps
Luke: Noble's not even a person!
Owen: shrugs Technically, neither am I.

Yuri: Grins I'm the only actually normal-ish person here.

Luke: I'm a normal person.
Fern: I'm more normal, and that's depressing.
Shai: I am definitely not normal.
Owen: Down with normal! Normal can go suck a sea urchin!

Vanya, Gunslinger, Girlboss, Radiant, Brainiac, Oracle, Devilish and TRent: We're not normal in the slightest.

Yuri: Makes a face Sea urchisn are spiny and taste horrible, especially alive. Why would I want to suck one again?

Olivia: sweet. a room full of people and things who aren't not dead.

Owen: Caleb eats them for breakfast. Literally. Go suck one again because Noble has decreed it.
Noble: chirps in agreement
Oracle: Nope. Sea urchins make for pain in the mouth that hurts. to Owen Beware sea urchins.
Owen: Ooooooooooookay?
Oracle: Yup yup. But you won't listen anyways so why do I even bother.