forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Wren: Grins again Eh, same difference. Technically. Although, I am impossible to kill, not being a creature with a soul.

Ren: shrugs you could kill me. I don’t have any cool powers like you

Addic: YOUR A RED HEAD?!?! you know I couldn't really tell in this lighting. sarcastically

Addic: Ren, why would we kill you?

Wren: No, I'm a silver head. Like, literally made of mercury. Pulls off a pice of his spikey hair

Addic: half of his smile disappearing that was a joke.

Ren: shrugs I dunno. You were talking about killing people. looks at Wrens hair …dang

Wren: Smiles, puts the hair back I can also detach my head from my body and grow a new one without dying, being a non-physical entity. Demonstrates

Addic: dang indeed. what shampoo do you use?

Wren: I don't need shampoo. I don't get dirty, and my hair is naturally flawless.

Mei: ok just sit down and chill

Wren: Puts his head back on Who, me?

Kek: I want people soup, thank you very much.
Gino: Does anyone happen to have any angelsoul-anemone soup? No? Just checking…. looks sad

Wren: Grabs a bowl of that soup and brings it into the banquet hall There you go, Gino.

Addic: hi, I don't think we've met. I'm Addic, who are you?

Ren: sits quietly

Gino: eats his soup
Kek: only now realizes he's actually at a banquet
Kek: sdfghjuikolp[;'] GAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Wren: Claps a hand over Kek's mouth

Addic: what the heck Kek, what was that?

Kek: silent screaming and hyperventilating

Gino: He's scared of banquets because-
Kek: silently screams over Gino's words

Wren: Knocks Kek out That's enough of that. Knocks out Kek's Dreamform

Addic: because…?

Ren: quietly I don’t like banquets…