forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Kardashev: Yes, I did.

Addic: drinks the last of the soup

Kardashev: Watches intently to see if Addic hallucinating

Addic: looks at the bowl and holds it out agin Please sir, may i have some more?

Kek: Me too!

Kardashev: Startled at two things: Addic asking for more and the sudden disappearnce of some Dreamwhiskey

Kardashev: Uhhhhh… sure? Accidentally gives them the demonsoul soup instead

Addic: looks at the soup this looks different…takes a tiny sip ow, yep. definitely different. drinks a little more

Kardashev: Realizes his mistake Oop, sorry. But, it's strangely addictive, right?

Addic: takes another sip as an answer

Kek: Demonsoul's better anyways slurps

Ren: sitting up abruptly woah. that was… shivers pretty good stuff though!

Kardashev: Grins I know! Now, I'm waiting to see if Addic starts hallucinating. Kek, you can't hallucinate, can you? Or dream?

Ren: pets Wren whats that other soup they have? nervously looks around and where's the whiskey??

Kek: I have to dream like once a month to stay healthy. Buuuuuuuut I choose when I dream, so no stinkin' Dreamweaver can just send me to dreamland. I can't hallucinate, no.

Wren: Wakes up a little, headache now gone Where- GAHHHH! Why, Kardashev?
Kardashev: Cackles Because why not?
Wren: Sighs, pets Ren back, while also starting to purr exactly like a cat would

Addic: looks off into the distance and mouths something

Dūrus sees Addic's mouthing and nods

Addic: lays down and proceeds to scream and laugh like a mad man

Ren: hehehe. Wait, who is that Kardashian?

Kardashev: Kardashian? Do I look like I went through grotesque plastic surgery? My name is Kardashev.

Ren: mmmm… you kinda do.

Kek: And he's awesome
Amber: AND YOU'RE STILL DEAD

Kardashev: Lets his true glory show through the smoke and mist of everyones minds, because he isn't even technically a physical creature Then you have horrible eyesight, Ren.

Ren: jaw drops uhhh-uhhhh t-technically I have the eyesight of an albatross s-so its uh, its pretty good. um, sir. gulps

Kek: not to be outdone, turns to Dreamform and laughs
Amber: WAIT I KNOW THIS GUY HE ALSO SUCKS!

Kardashev: Laughs, then turns Kek into a geko. A keko? That's better!

Addic: well, crap. I'm going to go sit over there. 'cup if I stay here well y'all are shifting, I'm going to get killed.

Kardashev: Grins at Addic Good choice!

Kek: Wait cool- I can't actually fully transform in Dreamform into otehr things-
Amber: PLEASE SAY THIS IS PERMANENT! I CAN STEP ON HIM!