forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Ëvêāhn: The fool, Vē'Êtherñøth and Cassiel are currently… ah… busy… doing things… Quickly coughs and changes the subject, his face a weird shade of blue-white-grey
Dūrus: Ahh… that would explain so much about that relationship…

corrin: yeah, i'm here. WITH SQUEALING POTATO FRIES BECAUSE THEY ARE AWESOME. and also with skulldust because right now that's where daefeto is being…. contained. in teh skulldust. because he tried to eat my guinea pig. again.

Addic: HE TRYED TO EAT YOUR GINNEA PIG!!!?!?! looks at fluffy d don't ever eat ginned pigs.

Dūrus: Looks annoyed I like guinea pigs. And also, I can offer more permanent containment for Daefeto.

corrin: nope, i don't need it more permanent. he's already stuck in there until i want to let him out…. and since we all like guinea pigs and that's the third one this year….. dafeto will be there a while.
corrin: besides, he deserves to be stuck in there
corrin: hah he had to scale so small to size, i nearly stepped on him!

Dūrus: Chuckles Anything regarding Death, and I'm the one stepping on the demon. Or human. Or really anything. Anything that kills, is me doing the killing.

corrin: then is it possible to get all seventeen of my guinea pigs back? Daefeto ate them all….
corrin: i miss peggy

Addic: SEVINTEEN?!?!?!?!

my bunny Boris potato is extremely fluffy right now. his beard is as big as his head.)

i thought boris belonged to otto?

also, yes. corrin keeps getting more guinea pigs to replace the ones that die at the claws of daefeto
he can't really keep pets with a demon around

Ren Enters the chat, holding his famous chili
Ren: Is this the soup cult?

Yes, it is, Nori! Nice to meet you. I'm not actually here, btw, I'm just the local neighbourhood pothead in highschool.

Daefeto has been let out of containment
Corrin: hi there.
Daefeto: Hiya. I'm a demon and I want your chili. Gimme. Now.
Corrin: Nope. Do not give him chili. Never give him chili.
Daefeto: Nope. Do not listen to Corrin. Never listen to Corrin.
Corrin:
Daefeto:
Daefeto: Hehe see what I did there? In all seriousness, though, hi. Chili. Now. Or. Me. Eat. You.
Corrin: Death to you why'd I let you out of the Jar Of Containment-
Daefeto: Because you couldn't possibly live without me and it was killing you to have me in the jar that shall not be capitalized
Daefeto: And I mean literally. I can't-
Corrin has thrown a pillow at Daefeto

welcome to the cult

Ren: Dang! Usually people run when I bring my chili. Here homie lemme just,
proceeds to trip and drop chili on the floor
Huh. That's pretty Ironic

Wren: Chili? I must stay away- Hi, Ren!
Dūrus: Cleans the chili, grabs the container Nori… your chili has directly and indirectly killed people. No to the chili.

Ren: Aw man… I know, I know. I guess I shouldn’t get my recipes off Wikipedia. Silly me

Wren: Takes the chili from Dūrus Although, I'm kinda curious. Takes a bite of the chili
Dūrus: Sighs I wouldn't- oh, good… they did it anyways.

Ren: yes!! How is it?? Wait… Nori? You know that little scamp?

Wren: Freezes, sets down the chili It's… complicated. Looks distinctly uncomfortable
Dūrus: Sighs That kid…

Ren: chuckling he’s a silly little whippersnapper, that one. You haven’t passed out yet so the chili must be okay!!

Wren: Shifts around uncomfortably Could we… uh… not talk about Nori? Please? And it's okay, I guess.
Dūrus: Yeah… Ren… I suggest not persuing the subject any longer.