forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

tune

Soup: Frowns, hums Hmmm… I see everyone is either unconscious or close to unconscious.

(Lmao!)

On’nyosh: Groggily wakes up, then speaks in a loud, slurred voice. Hey, waitress lady, where’d I put the tip for ya?

Mei: sits on throne in a palce yes bow down peasants

On’nyosh: Laughs hysterically at Mei, utterly mocking her.

Mei: ok first smirks fuck off

(I completely forgot about a character that would fit perfectly here, evil grin)

On’nyosh: Laughs harder. You stole my line!

Shirija has joined the chat.

Shirija: I have some of my special stew here, freshly cooked! I love cooking and sharing!
On’nyosh: Looks at Shirija in horror, immediately sobering up. How did you get here, you damn cannibal cleric?
Shirija: Waves On’nyosh off. I am here by my goddess’s wishes. Now, anyone want some of my stew?

Ren: groggily gets up did someone say… s-stew? collapses again

Mei: umm not thank you now get this carzy person out of my palace

On’nyosh: Snickers. Define crazy. The crazy jester or the crazy cannibal cleric that has some… very weird tendencies.

Shirija: Snorts. I have stew, and am willing to share with everybody. You, jester, do not have stew, and are just rude. I believe the one on the throne meant you.

On’nyosh: I have plenty of recipes, thank you. And they’re actually edible.

Shirija: Glares. Must I call on my goddess to make you edible?

On’nyosh: Okay, yeah. You can keep this woman. I’m out. Leaves the palace.

Mei: Now peasants do you have any offerings I would Accept?

Shirija: Sweet smile. Stew?

On’nyosh: Looking for others.

Ren: stares at Wren, then rolls off him, flustered. I’ll take some stew

Shirija: Smiles wide. Here! Makes Ren a bowl of her cannibal stew. Eat the eyes first. It gives the rest of it a little more of a kick. And, if you find an ear, that’s just garnish.

Ren: awkward smile. yuh, uh, yuknow actually I think I’m alright! Th-thank you though! shivers

Shirija: Casually shrugs, then starts eating.

Mei: I accept this offering go put it with the others my maid andramada can show you were to go

Shirija: Smiles, then goes to find Andramada.

Andramada: This way follow me leads him into a room full of piles upon piles of cans that almost reach the ceiling all labelled "spaghetti O's" just over here leads him to a small pile with small cans not labelled spaghetti O's and points to an empty unused can you can put the soup in there leaves the room

(Just to clear up any confusion, Shirija is female)

Shirija: Snorts at the sight of the Spaghetti-O’s, then fills a can. Then leaves with the remainder of her large pot, offering anyone else stew.

(Ok srry bad at pronouns)
Mei to Andramada: get the library ready for tonight. There is gonna be some serious reading.

(You’re good)

Shirija: Wanders, asking anyone in sight if they want some stew.

On’nyosh: Starts looking for where the alcohol soup had last been.

Mei: Amdramada can you please go find our guests and bring them to the throne room? she said shifting in her throne

Wren: Confused, gets up, not seeing the other Ren; yawns R-Ren? Where are you?

Ren: pops up from behind piles of spaghetti O’s. I’m right here Wren!

Soup: Sighing That will get confusing…