forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Addic: Coughs what is skulldust exactly?

Vē'Êtherñøth: Skulldust is made from the skulls of beings like humans.

Addic: oh… looks at his flask and drinks the rest of it It's very dry.

Vē'Êtherñøth: That's kinda the point. It's bone dust.

Addic: well, that would make sense. it won't kill me will it?

corin: nope. if you vomit right now, vomiting up the skulldust might summon a common demon, thugh.

Addic: Really!?! rummages thru supply of pouches

corrin: it's a 1-out-of-9 chance. depends on if Envy wants to let one of her minions be indebted to you. or if Crimson is feeling nice enough.

Addic: Oh… well worth a try. dumps a tiny pouch into another bottle of vodka chugs it and throws up

corrin: watches expectantly

Dūrus: Summons a demon just for Addic, because why not Here's a demon, Addic. Envy and Crimson are unlikely to give you a demon.

Addic: ahhhh, it's so cute… reaches out to pet the demon

corrin: hehehe what'll you call it? i've got a common demon too. named daefeto. he has issues with people… and food…. and people not being food. he's killed me three times.
corrin: imma just see if i can get him on the chat one sec-

Vē'Êtherñøth: OOH, yes! More demons, please! Pets Addic's demon How about… Ūñ'Ÿérthœ? Or in English, Fluffy Death?

corrin: YES, call it Fluffy Death!

corrin has dragged daefeto to the keyboard after a minor struggle
daefeto has logged on. ish.
daefeto: waesrtfghjukl;
daefeto: sdfgyhujikopl[ou8ytrfghj
dafeto: ihateyoucorrinhjksdfghjkoiuytf
daefeto has spit on teh keyboard and left the chat

Vē'Êtherñøth: Įsdæqûï ėshtâ œī frū ñéshtår?

Addic: I think I'll name him Oliver, or Bile, or Faust, or Set, or Fluffy death.

Vē'Êtherñøth: Pardon the slip there… awww… why not Ūñ'Ÿérthœ, or Fluffy Death? That's a good name for him!

Addic: how do you pronounce… um Ūñ'Ÿérthœ

Vē'Êtherñøth: And just so you know, if I were to try and translate my name, it would end up breaking this meeting point of universes and realities. OONYEH'EIY-EHR-though.

Addic: you know, I think I'll just stick with Fluffy death, or fluffy D. for short

daefeto has come back to the keyboard after reading this over corrin's shoulder while trying to get to the meat in the fridge
daefeto: kjygfcvbnkl-fluffydeathis-ghjkloih-notasuitable-jhgfcvbjk-nameforademo-jhghjknhj
daefeto: oohgnof
daefeto: stupidfricking-hjkl-fingerlesspawclaws-dfg

corrin has removed daefeto from the keyboard
corrin: don't listen to him. FLUFFY D FTW!

Dūrus: Amused Yes… I like Fluffy Death!

Addic: Pulls a tiny hat from pocket and places it on fluffy d

daefeto is now at the keyboard again
daefeto: cfgvbhnjkjiuytfrd-whydontletthis-sdfghjklj98765edvbj-personhumiliateyo-ytrfdcvbnjk-likethisjhgftdxcfvgbhnjkml
corrin: GO AWAY
corrin: addic is NICE. he won't hurt fluffy d.
daefeto: serdfghjklpoi9u8y7t6r5e4w-hissssssssssthfdeathtoyou-dcfgvhbjkloiuytrdfghjkl

Fluffy d: walks around sowing off his new hat then try's to bite corrin's finger off
Addic: Vodka any one?

daefeto: yes-xdcvbhjnkl-bitehisfinger fghjk oooooooooooooh theres a spacebar>? djktff hahahhaaaaaaaaa i have mastheerwd the keytboiard f
corrin: daefeto, the internet is corrupting your mind go away-
daefeto: bites corrins finger oaky thyern "fluyrffy dee" noiw yoiu tryy,../

Fluffy d: bites corins finger light diiis?