forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Addic: achoo!.
sits up startled
who said that?!?!

Addic: … did you say something?

Cass: Startled Huh…? What? Did I miss something?

Addic: maybe? I don't know.

Cass: Oh, hi there! Good byyyyyyyyyeeeee!

Cass has left the chat, a mysterious figure scooping her up and leaving.

Addic: ok, have fun.

Tessa: What happend- OH MY GOD THERE'S ALCOHOL! YES! ASHENE, COME HERE! THERE'S ALCOHOL!
Ashene: I don't- Well, I do now I guess!

Both grab a bowl full, they get drunk immediately

Addic: hi new person I think rolls over and goes back to sleep

Addic: how are y'all today?

raef: good
raef: i had SOUP
raef: it was good
corrin:

(no joke, I had soup for dinner last night.)

Addic: Yum, what type of soup?

raef: chicken cannibal thyme soup
raef: it's exactly what it sounds like
corrin: aka it's a cannibal soup seasoned with thyme and the chicken is stuk in there to make it sound non-cannibalistic
corrin: it's so good

Addic: oh… Who might I ask did you eat?

corrin: we ate spencer
raef: spencer was yummy

_{I liked Spencer…}

raef: _{I liked Spencer too… he was good}

corrin: _{he was very good…}

Vē'Êtherñøth: Hello, would you happen to be a true chaos cult? If so, might I join and make some of my famous chaos stew?

raef: WE ARE CHAOTIC YES GIVE ME CHAOS SOUP
corrin: NONONONOOOOOO NO
corrin: also yes but NO
raef: he means SOUPPPPPPPPPP

Vē'Êtherñøth: Weeellllll… I love you guys already! Quickly makes some chaos soup; it appears to be on fire and crackling with electricity Here you go! Eat quickly before it spontaneously combusts.

raef chugs entire pot
raef: oooh, that was GUD
corrin is sad now lol

Vē'Êtherñøth: Here you go, sad person! Makes an entire new pot for Corrin

Addic: I would advise no… but I also would like some chaotic soup.

Vē'Êtherñøth: Okay! Makes another pot Again, eat it quickly. Also, Corrin, your soup exploded.

Asuka: What… is chaos soup? Can I have some?

Cass: WHOOP GOES DA SOUP! I'm back, Addic!

Addic: yay class is back!!!!

(Where did you go?!?!?!?)

Cass: CHAOS SOUP!

(I needed to deal with some IRL stuff. You know, relationship stuff and whatnot.)

Ëvêāhn: Am I hearing Cassiel right? Chaos soup?

Addic: This is amazing! Give'm another bowl.

(ok, I get the IRL stuff, but why did you delete your account?)