forum The Roodeness Shenanigans

Started May 27, 2020 by Deleted user

tune

Edit topic

"Are you asking if I'm a narc? Absolutely not." -my lgbt studies prof

Gay class is rad as hell

speaking of gay class we had our first GSA meeting today and I dragged my new best friend along with me and she actually really liked it and I'm the president of it and much yes-

YO
who wants to come to the seebash wedding?

Cranefly story to explain my current name:

• went outside. it’s the first time ive been outside in weeks
• finally touch grass just like they’ve been telling me to on Twitter
• detect craneflies on the ground
• attempt to pick them up several times
• finally succeed
• hold this cranefly. I think she was a female and I named her Rowan because there’s a rowan tree literally a few feet behind us
• she was very chill. craneflies are actually very chill. they’re also known as mosquito eaters. much to my sadness, this is false. it is impossible for craneflies to kill other insects.
• she fell off of my hand several times (and each time I picked her back up)
• eventually I sat down somewhere and at first I thought she’d died in my hands since you know, once they become adults craneflies don’t live very long, and she wasn’t reacting to anything I’d do
• then I touched her and she revealed to me that she was alive, and eventually I set her back down and she was free from her torment.
• go back inside, look up craneflies.
• learn how long they live (only a few days)
• mfw I realize I may have just wasted 10-15 minutes off of some innocent insect’s short life

like she could’ve been trying to do important things like find food or lay eggs (or maybe she was on her deathbed) and she keeps on getting picked up by a giant creature no matter how hard she tries to escape.

way to go mojank
you just wasted the equivalent of probably a few years of that insects life

Worse men have wasted longer amounts of times

oh speaking of
i've discovered that numerous people have quit under my… boss? not sure what his title is, but he aint the Boss-Boss. the one that has repeatedly pissed me off for his ignorant temper tantrums and his love for getting off on being a bully.

one dude that quit under him was in a fucking car accident that nearly killed him. scars over his face, wired jaw, and even more scars around his chest and collar bone i think. he didn't want to drive to a city that's an hour away when the weather was bad for good reason and Douchebag threw a fit and pushed him until he had enough and quit

Can't tell if it's due to medication or stress but my jaw has felt really tense all week and I don't like it

I'm a senior now 🎉
Give me the discount🧍

Oh wait so am I-
Owen and I going to breakfast and taking advantage of the senior menu B)

So one of the guys who adopted me at orientation is in my stats class and I think I did something wrong because he's glaring at me
Pls don't hate me, I need friends

Oh wait so am I-
Owen and I going to breakfast and taking advantage of the senior menu B)

yass

So one of the guys who adopted me at orientation is in my stats class and I think I did something wrong because he's glaring at me
Pls don't hate me, I need friends

how did he adopt you

So one of the guys who adopted me at orientation is in my stats class and I think I did something wrong because he's glaring at me
Pls don't hate me, I need friends

how did he adopt you

I was walking by myself behind them and they turned around and started talking to me and then we sat with each other the rest of orientation

Tiktok has informed me that young stalin was kinda hot

i hate this fact and wish I could unlearn it

Hasan?

oWEN

nah, nah, why he look like flynn rider from tangled ? ! ? !

He doesn't?

Akshshsg I just listened to a podcast about David Parker Ray and holy fucking shit. Holy shit. Not gonna go into detail but holy shit, my body hurts just from listening to it, ewwww

He was the toy box killer, right?

Yes

Yeah I almost threw up listening to that one

Yeah. Fucking nasty man

My Gramma is taking me to a tour for some christian college. I. Have no desire to go to a Christian college. But I can't explain that without coming out and I can't do that

Christian colleges are kinda culty, ngl
I toured one and me, my mom, and my sibling all got super creepy vibes. I think my dad was overly charmed by the donuts they gave us because he didn't feel the cult vibes at all. But he's also the biggest jesus stan out of us, so
Hey, at least she's not trying to convince you to go to BYU. Could always be worse

What's BYU?
But yeah Christian colleges are weird

It's a mormon "college" that's hella strict and gross and even more of a cult than mormonism on its own. Even if you're not mormon, you have to follow all the rules of mormonism, and you have to report someone when you see them breaking a rule, and if you get caught knowing about it and not reporting it you'll get in trouble too, and it's not even remotely a good school education-wise

Wow. That's…wow. I don't like that. What kinda rules, exactly? Bc I know when I took a class at a Christian college, their rules for campus life was…odd. no girls and guys alone together. Little to no PDA. Any LGBTQ activity would get you like, punished or even kicked out

Pretty much everything you can think of and then probably a little more, from what I know

Yikesss