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Started May 11, 2018 by @remarkab.le

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"Whoops," she shrugged.

The princess walked away, afraid to be caught at the sight of a murder.

Little did she know, the gnome's cousin, an incognito policeman garden flamingo, had been watching her the whole time.

He followed her silently.

Meanwhile the Princess carried on almost entirely unconcerned, she didn't realize the severity of the penalty of killing a gnome.

However, Fred, the emo unicorn we'd almost forgotten about, did.

She goes to a stand to eat soup.

Fred watched Delilah eat the soup, completely oblivious to her crime, he sighed and hair flipped his emo bangs.

"what's up with you today, Fred?" Delilah looked up, swallowing her soup.

"Nothing's up with me," snorted Fred, " you just don't understand me."

"I understand that you should tell me why I don't understand," she says.

Fred snorted again, " you just killed somebody, so let's escape."

"Don't be silly Fred. It was only a face stealing gnome. There can't possibly be any legal repercussions for killing it."

"Sista, I'm not emo for nothing," emo Fred said, "I've seen the dark side because I am the dark side."

Fred's eyes began to ominously grow red, and smoke began to flow from the unicorn's mouth.

(what the heck?! XD )
"You see," Fred whispered ominously, "I am a demon ninja unicorn, the last of my kind."

"Very rare, wow," she says nonchalantly.

"Don't you Doge me, Delilah," Fred rolled his eyes, "we have to get away from here and I know just the place."

"And that place is?" Delilah asks, losing interest.

Fred smirked at her disinterest, and said, "ever heard of Candy Land?"

"Candy? Er yes, I suppose I have," she replies.

"Well I discovered with my new magical unicorn powers that it is indeed a real place," Fred's eyes suddenly went dreamy, as reminising on a beautiful memory, "and it is a delicious place…"

"Yes. Yes of course. We shall go here," Delilah states eagerly.

"Hop on my back, " Fred commanded, "it's going to be a hella awesome of a ride!"

She hops on happily. "Duh."

Delilah's jaw dropped, her eyes widened, and she covered her mouth in horror, "Fred you're not suggesting– you can't mean… we can't go there, that's suicide!"

"yes," he whispered ominously, "through the men's bathroom is the secret portal."

But I'm a girl, I couldn't possibly!

"Well, not for much longer" Fred retorted as magical smoke flowed out of his horn and surrounded Delilah.

(what if the smoke was drugs?!XD)
"Don't breath any of the smoke in, " Fred warned Delilah, " or you'll get high lol."