forum The Roodeness Shenanigans

Started May 27, 2020 by Deleted user

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I'm gonna live in the Bermuda Triangle.

That John Mulaney bit about quicksand is how I feel about the Bermuda Triangle

I'm gonna go live there it sounds like a blast

Putting gravy on fries should be a crime

It's so nasty

I'm gonna live in the Bermuda Triangle.

An unproblematic queen, we stan you mj

Putting gravy on fries should be a crime

It's so nasty

I hate gravy in general so I'm already biased, but ew

Putting gravy on fries should be a crime

It's so nasty

I hate gravy in general so I'm already biased, but ew

I don't mind gravy in general but it doesn't belong on fries and also wendys gravy sucks ass

The "all the other girls are pretty but I'm so ugly and I don't fit in" trope has to be so damaging to young actresses who get cast in those roles. Anyways, we're watching my big fat greek wedding or whatever it is and I was told it was funny. I haven't even done the nose exhale thing yet

MJ when I was at camp we had a counselor who reminded me of you, he had his own lighter that was basically a small blowtorch and he spent a solid 10 seconds pouring lighter fluid on the campfire

MJ when I was at camp we had a counselor who reminded me of you, he had his own lighter that was basically a small blowtorch and he spent a solid 10 seconds pouring lighter fluid on the campfire

The fact that someone reminded you of me makes me so incredibly happy but also I want to be his friend please take me to camp with you next time I'm small enough to fit in a duffel bag

You know what. Fuck you. If you're not going to try to fucking see me before I leave, I don't want to see you. Get your ass back home and stop pretending like you actually want to see me because if you did, you'd care that I'm leaving in less than two weeks and it really seems like you don't. I wish I had never fucking said anything to you in the first place and none of this ever happened. I don't want to keep crying because you won't do anything with me. You're not worth it and I hope that once I'm gone and I forget about you and you never see me for the rest of your life, you'll feel bad. Fuck off. The fucking AUDACITY you have to say you're sad that I'm moving so far away when you don't text or see me while I live ten minutes away.

The "all the other girls are pretty but I'm so ugly and I don't fit in" trope has to be so damaging to young actresses who get cast in those roles. Anyways, we're watching my big fat greek wedding or whatever it is and I was told it was funny. I haven't even done the nose exhale thing yet

Reminds me of how some guys will see a woman with basic makeup on and go "yes I love the natural look! no makeup on my girl!!" or how shaving commercials for women have them shaving their already bare legs.

I've been reminded of the weenie man camp song and suddenly I've never been mad at anyone in my entire life

Hello I’m rude to the fact that I can’t find a comfortable position

I'm getting real fucking sick and tired of being kicked, punched, and/or have things thrown at mye by my sister
constantly

and she always fucking aims for the face, tits, and knees

MJ when I was at camp we had a counselor who reminded me of you, he had his own lighter that was basically a small blowtorch and he spent a solid 10 seconds pouring lighter fluid on the campfire

The fact that someone reminded you of me makes me so incredibly happy but also I want to be his friend please take me to camp with you next time I'm small enough to fit in a duffel bag

Don’t think we need to do that, he lives in my neighborhood so you can just come over

MJ when I was at camp we had a counselor who reminded me of you, he had his own lighter that was basically a small blowtorch and he spent a solid 10 seconds pouring lighter fluid on the campfire

The fact that someone reminded you of me makes me so incredibly happy but also I want to be his friend please take me to camp with you next time I'm small enough to fit in a duffel bag

Don’t think we need to do that, he lives in my neighborhood so you can just come over

Sweet then we could finally go on our Olive Garden date with crossbows after I meet him

Olive Garden is overrated imo. Their toasted ravioli is good though

I went to Olive Garden once for dinner on a whale watch trip in 5th grade and I don’t even remember what I ordered but it was probably plain noodles

I've never been to olive garden and I'd like to go for the ~experience~

It's mediocre but I always get sick after

olive garden sucks

well we're taking crossbows to make it more interesting

I’d like to be rude to my roommates who are actually a few dozen baby spiders who’ve been living rent-free on my ceiling for who knows how lony

Ash if I had that in my bedroom I would simply perish

oh that reminds me of a time when I was up at insomnia hours bc insomnia and then I saw something on my wall and at first I thought I was hallucinating but then I blinked a few times and there was actually a quarter-sized wolf spider crawling on my wall.

I would have died on the spot

I am proudly arachnophobic <3 sparklemuffin spiders can stay though, they're some of the cool ones

The only bug that repulses me (not scare because bugs don't scare me) are beetles because adfajksd;flajsdkjhasdl;fhajsdkfh ugh disgusting UGH

Eva you really need to watch tangled, I feel like you'll love lance

Eva you really need to watch tangled, I feel like you'll love lance

I really do. My sister watched it a month ago and loved it!