@larcenistarsonist group
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DANG! I can see bone- that reminds of that one time I had a Roman Candle-
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DANG! I can see bone- that reminds of that one time I had a Roman Candle-
(what a page starter)
YO once I started a fire just like the one you were in! Wait. Don't tell anyone I said that, I'll get…fired
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WOAH- you got some 4th degree burns there! Hey, did you by chance see the person that started the fire? No? Okay, great!
Yes to the gap year! Get to know what you want! Make money! Progress like a Pokémon to your next evolution towards adulthood! Less stress! Less existential dread! College is a sick capitalist joke so consider not going! Take time to earn cred and responsibility! Find a trash car and buy it for yourself! The world can be your clam! Show your parents you deserve rights! Make new friends! Become confident in who you are and who you can be!
that is the most exclamation points I have ever seen from you, Dom
Indeed
Normally I despise them
My to do list for today so I actually do it:
✅Financial stuff
✅Divination about roommate if I find out my pendulum was right and her favorite color is orange I will cry. Who's favorite color is orange
Email roommate
✅Shower
Make a new email
Sign petitions
Start laundry
✅Meditate
✅Pick up Banana
✅Some tarot
Bullet journal
✅Read
I don't know that I'll get everything done but I have coffee and water and crippling anxiety
Update, the financial stuff is taking wayyyy longer than i thought it would so it looks like the majority of my list either won't get done or will get done very late tonight. I had a panic attack over having a kid, and reminding myself that I don't have, want, or need kids did not help. And now I'm shaking and thinking about how badly I'll be in debt just after going to this college, let alone paying for the mortuary school I want to go to after. Might fuck around and transfer if I can
Yes to the gap year! Get to know what you want! Make money! Progress like a Pokémon to your next evolution towards adulthood! Less stress! Less existential dread! College is a sick capitalist joke so consider not going! Take time to earn cred and responsibility! Find a trash car and buy it for yourself! The world can be your clam! Show your parents you deserve rights! Make new friends! Become confident in who you are and who you can be!
skgsjdbh thank you, Dom
Also update on the gap year! I talked to my mom about it and while it was not an enthusiastic yes, it was not a no. Kinda just an "that might be okay" lmao
Yes to the gap year! Get to know what you want! Make money! Progress like a Pokémon to your next evolution towards adulthood! Less stress! Less existential dread! College is a sick capitalist joke so consider not going! Take time to earn cred and responsibility! Find a trash car and buy it for yourself! The world can be your clam! Show your parents you deserve rights! Make new friends! Become confident in who you are and who you can be!
skgsjdbh thank you, Dom
tips hat solemnly Many a welc
website: haha! we have foiled your plans by blurring this site so that you'll have no choice but to pay us!
Kirk: lazily backs out, clicks link again, screenshots before the blur has time to load, sends screenshot to self
benefits of a slow computer
Nice
you can also just press escape before it loads
well I'm dumb and also wanted to save the possible recipes for later use if they were worth it
Was sabrina carpenter in the new tom and jerry movie or was it just a blonde actress and I was too dissociated to tell the difference? Not sure I want to know the answer
there's a new tom and jerry movie?
Yeah it's live action except all the animals are 2d animated
oh so like a knock off space jam
Space jam should not get a reboot and I didn’t even watch it. And Tom and Jerry are dead. I love them but let them rest
the first space jam is legendary and amazing and I don't know about the second one cuz I haven't seen it
but yes tom and jerry are dead stop trying to revive them
So I was watching a tiktok compilation on youtube (because I'm not allowed to actually have tiktok but i like the videos lmao) and this woman goes "are your preferences for romance tropes at odds with your feminism?" and I thought about it for about .2 seconds and went "Well shit you didn't have to call me out like that"
so yeah. being rude to a tiktok video for calling me out like that
Space jam should not get a reboot and I didn’t even watch it. And Tom and Jerry are dead. I love them but let them rest
I've seen clips of it and I'm just astonished that they managed to slip the Droogs from A Clockwork Orange into a kids' movie.
speaking of tiktok feminism
saw a thing on pinterest that was talking about a dude that makes videos promoting feminism and pointing out misogynistic things guys do and how to fix/avoid them
so i'm sitting there bbq sause on my titties, applauding the dude for taking the initiative to look at himself as a man and figure out what he and other guys need to do to fix the patriarchy, and
women in the comments are bitching??? about how he's either doing it for an underlying motive????? or that it shouldn't take a man to make these points stick?????? can no one be happy about this??????
Rood we stan the man
Y'all. When are we gonna realize that idealizing Canada is bad? Just because they have better healthcare and pretend to be nice doesn't mean that they're not still really shitty. Find a country that DOESN'T suck and start wanting to move there. Because Canada has the same problems the US does, we just ignore it because they say "sorry" funny and put gravy on fries
I'm gonna live in the Bermuda Triangle.
Putting gravy on fries should be a crime
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