forum Claimed Chat Group (Derlik Approved)

Started February 02, 2021 by @ElderGodSwimwithGamers group

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(and Kye's like: hi nice to meet you my name is Kye, wanna be friends? :D)

(Cal in the distance: no, humans do it to themselves and other species instead of gods-)

(Derlik: shush we don't talk to assholes)
(Kye: But I talk to you all the time)

(Derlik: stunned It was a critical hit!)
(Derlik, @ Alec: At least my son isn't the claimed of an asshole-)
(Kye: raises eyebrow)
(Derlik: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN)

((Alec just ignores any time Astral talks in the chat lmaooooo))

(Kye: Do I though?)

(Astral: Alec why did Simon call you dad)
(Astral: Alec)
(Astral: DONT IGNORE ME)
(Derlik: I'm not as much of an asshole as Astral I don't have an Orion Pit 👉👈)

((Alec: a fucking w h a t))

(Astral: You know, like from Greek mythology)
(Astral: I turned them into scorpions in my pit)
(Simon: w h a t)

((Astral: Simon why do you call Alec dad))
((Simon: because fuck u that’s why))
((Alec: :) ))

(Astral, getting pissed: I did it to you first)
(Astral, two seconds later: oh fuck I'm so sorry–)

((Simon, leaving to go cry))
((Alec: I’m definitely letting Emile murder you now))

(Astral: I am too)
(AU Astral: I'll do it again, Simon)

((Emile just showing up like “ready to see Jesus mofo?”))
((oop- the group chat’s gonna be weirded out by Simon in his next life))

(Astral: Aww come on he's a prick–)
(Yeahhh, it's gonna take some getting used to)

(O h)

((Emile: 0-0 that sounds like a personal problem))
((yeahhhhh Simon gets brainwashed by Astral’s cult- I mean priestesses :D))

(Mia's old lover is going to be his mother :D)

(i’m so confused)

((oh shit extra suffering for Mia then too, having to watch her old lover brainwash her best friend for 18 years))

((in his next life, Astral’s having Simon raised to be the perfect toy :)))

(Oop, right, what do you need explained?)
(And yeahhhhh, having her old lover right there with her new love and brainwashing her best friend is going to mess her up so bad)

(Yeahhhh it doesn't go well)

(Kye coming to visit Simon 2.0: Simon! How are you?)
(Simon: I am fine. Everything is great.)
(Kye: Astral hasn’t done anything mean lately?)
(Simon, confused: Why ever would he do that?)
(Kye: …)
(Kye: ASTRAL WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM-)