forum The Roodeness Shenanigans

Started May 27, 2020 by Deleted user

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Yes I’m a huge Jesus Fanboy. Did you know his name was probably actually pronounced Yeshua? But. Y’know. Only the real fans would know about that.
sips tea in Better Than You

I don't think that'd make you better than us, Dom, just a thought

Dude. It was ludicrous deadpan.

hm

I did know that, actually

It was over the top on purpose.

I don’t know how to say I’m not an asshole.

I did know that, actually

Yeah it’s pretty common knowledge I think.

It was over the top on purpose.

I don’t know how to say I’m not an asshole.

I regret to inform you that according to Opposite Day protocol, you just said that you are an asshole. Good day to you sir.

Dom. Dom. How dare you ignore me. Dom.

Fight me coward.

hnnnnnnnnnng i wanna be rude to my uterus for feeling like it's being stabbed with a rusty knife. repeatedly. like fuck it i know i'm not pregnant would you fuck off?? just send me a note next time, what the fuck. making my day miserable is not necessary

on a related note id like to be rude to my parents and to christianity bc i wanna get birth control so i dont have to deal with this bullshit (I don't even wanna have sex right now! i just want the periods to ~go away~) but there's no way my parents would let me get it bc?? sex is bad and so is birth control i guess?? dgbjfdbhljfgbhkjhb i'm just so sick of this bullshittttt

birth control would just regulate not stop. the ones that stop make you gain like, fifty pounds because it simulates you being pregnant and it throws your hormones completely off

ah, you, too, are experiencing the unfortunate responsibilities of having a uterus
it's fucking awful and i would like it to stop, thanks

but sorry for the quick resp I know a lot about it because I myself almost started taking it lol, sorry to hear about the period problems.

dbkfgjhbs i just want something to make the pain significantly worse?? those would do that right? i just. hnn

but sorry for the quick resp I know a lot about it because I myself almost started taking it lol, sorry to hear about the period problems.

nah ur good haha, i'm just ~miserable~ today

birth control is horrible for the body and for women as a whole and it sucks

but periods suck more lmao, just get some rest and maybe take a bath. baths help me a lot

i'm at my grandparents house and i've already taken a shower today. so idk if they have a hot water bottle i could use or not, and i've already taken like three motrins, and if i take anymore it's bad bc too much at once, so

gonna give god a big fucking middle finger right now, bc this is supposedly his punishment for women. like yeah fuck you too bro

Like to be rude to just fucking life
I physically could not move untill I finished a book I was reading so I just didn't do any of the six hours of hw i have

i'm at my grandparents house and i've already taken a shower today. so idk if they have a hot water bottle i could use or not, and i've already taken like three motrins, and if i take anymore it's bad bc too much at once, so

I feel like grandparents usually have hot water bottles
Mine gave us one that's not a water bottle, it's a gingerbread man stuffed animal thing that smells like gingerbread when he gets hot, I love him

i'm at my grandparents house and i've already taken a shower today. so idk if they have a hot water bottle i could use or not, and i've already taken like three motrins, and if i take anymore it's bad bc too much at once, so

I feel like grandparents usually have hot water bottles
Mine gave us one that's not a water bottle, it's a gingerbread man stuffed animal thing that smells like gingerbread when he gets hot, I love him

i'll probably ask in a bit
oh fun!

You can take a lot of NSAIDs at a time, take a couple more if your pain is persisting. It's like, five every five hours I think? You literally can't overdose on motrin/NSAIDs, so take as much as you think is appropriate. Also I take showers everyday and still take baths in the evening sometimes so gnjrkv lmfao

but a psa to all women: yeah you can't overdose on ibuprofen/motrin (but you CAN on tylenol so be careful with it if you're taking it)

just to be sure check your labels and look for acetaminophen. if it is an active ingredient then do not take more than what is directed. acetaminophen is the active pain killer in drugs like fentanyl and it's super bad for your liver. I know ibuprofen and aspirin and motrin doesn't have it, but tylenol does. PM me for questions you might have it takes like two seconds of research but i think it's all really interesting uwu

I have a huge ass sore in my mouth and I'm having a bad time

ohh that's good to know! I'm mostly just worried about accidentally building up an immunity or something and then have it not work anymore

oh yeah but that doesn't happen instantly lmfao. knowing american culture with drugs it'll happen later but this isn't the time or place for me to bitch about that

you'll be good to take more for period pain ^^

alright, thanks Emi :)

I'm also gonna ask my gramma about a hot water bottle/pad, once i find her haha

altho, uh, i can't swallow pills so i've just been popping kids chewable motrin lmfao so it's probably not as strong as "Adult" motrin

it really makes me angry/crabby that adult pills/medicines aren't chewable D: some of us can't swallow pills

We went through the pros and cons of different birth controls last year in Health but I can't find my notes from that day

well you CAN chew adult pills but it's not good for you at ALL

but I'm not sure about children's; it should be fine