forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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Bow down to the will of Mountain Dew

"Cancer is illegal now."
"Cancer doesn't follow man's laws. Like the don't do murder one."

"apple fanboy" -my dad, who has all apple products except for his earbuds, about someone else

"apple fanboy" -my dad, who has all apple products except for his earbuds, about someone else

I thought you were talking about the fruit for a solid ten seconds and had to reread that

WHEEZE

NO

It’s Horgrid

You lost your penis privilege

That image haunts me

"apple fanboy" -my dad, who has all apple products except for his earbuds, about someone else

I thought you were talking about the fruit for a solid ten seconds and had to reread that

Neville is an apple fanboy

“Listen man, you said ‘wake’, but I heard ‘seance’.”

It's me! SNIFFERWOLF

"So he's not a walking pile of wrinkles and nut dust"

"new boyfriend" footage of deer

"I was vibrating too much already." Dad. Gross.

"Oh no, not the Amish! They'll cancel me on the Internet!"
"…Wait a second."

“This is the racist Mario Party group.”

“Don’t use it all, be conservative.”
“I hate gays.”

“I feel bad for Jesus.”

Click here for hell
You don't have to pay children three to five because hiring children three to five is illegal
Pick your name, pick your decapitated animal heads and you're ready to learn
I have too much self-respect for that and that's in the negatives

There goes the children's money again

"why you gay, thats kinda homo :"
"Homo for homies"

Zoinks mum! I caught coronavirus!
Scooby get hanged
It's normally to hide disgraced sexual offenders in the family, but you can live here now

She makes me feel submissive and breedable

"'lAdY cEciLy'S iN tRoUbLe' no she's not, she just wants to be rescued. Again."

“Zis is my atmpt at drawng ay watr nymf!”
“Hieroglyphs not working for you huh?”
“…no.”

"Nope! I understand the confusion, though, that would explain why it would want to take them over. But, you know, if they were made of light then it would probably just eat them and not fuse with them to eat the light they gave out."
– a comment of mine, explaining something to a friend

This seems illegal. Whoever lives wins

“Sometimes I wish we didn’t have bones. Then friends could jump in a bowl together like egg whites.”

I'm gay for Jesus Chris

Salad fingers is submissive and breedable