Luca: We need to talk about your immaturity.
Juniper, having just shoved Mariette off of the couch: Bold words for someone who's standing in lava
Luca: Your dad said I have four days to live
Mariette: You're sick??
Luca: No he just doesn't like me
Luca: I told Juniper that his ears turn red when he lies and now I can tell when he's lying.
Mariette: How?
Luca: I'll show you
Luca: Juniper, do you love us?
Juniper, covering his ears with his hands: No
Ethan: Oh, don't worry! I won't bite!
Ethan:
Ethan: I actually did bite a kid once-IS THIS FROM WANDAVISION
HECC YEAH IT IS
Ethan: Oh, don't worry! I won't bite!
Ethan:
Ethan: I actually did bite a kid once-IS THIS FROM WANDAVISION
HECC YEAH IT IS
YESSSSSSS
Texting
Ram: Hey
Finch: Hey?
Ram: I can't sleep :/
Finch: I can. Goodnight.
Ram: L is for the way you look at me
Finch: O is for the only one I see
SB: V is very very extraordinary
Gill: Egg
Gill: What's your favourite kind of soup?
Finch: Ummmm chicken and vegetable…
Gill: A fine choice
Finch: Why thank you
Finch: What an odd first question though aha
Gill: You can tell a lot about somebody by their favourite soup
Finch: What can you tell about me?
Gill: You like chicken and vegetable soup
Gill: Once in fifth grade this kid called me a Homo and I thought it meant homeless and I was so confused I said "Jeremy, you've been to my house"
Gill: God nerfed me by making me allergic to Garlic and Sunlight
Ram: So, a vampire?
Gill: I can confirm that I am not a vampire as I have blood
Finch: Is it your blood?
Gill: It is blood, yes
Oro: L is for the way you look at me
Feather: O is for the only one I see
Redwhisker: V is very very extraordinary
Otter: Egg
Rino: Once in fifth grade this kid called me a Homo and I thought it meant homeless and I was so confused I said "Avrax, you've been to my house.”
Salem: We need to talk about your immaturity.
Acacia, having just shoved Jasper off of the couch: Bold words for someone who's standing in lava.
Dallas: I bring a "we should all just quit" vibe to the workplace that my bosses don't really like.
Milo: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Garzlan: i’m guessing they’re all horrible distortions of the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Milo: death isn’t real, and i’m basically god.
Garzlan: there it is.
Crispin: What's it like to be taller than 5'2"? Is it nice? Can you comfortably reach cupboards?
Kit: We live in constant fear of the short ones, who——in my experience——will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Taven: Did Keyla just tell me she loved me for the first time?
Farli: Yeah.
Taven: And did I do finger guns back?
Farli [sighing]: Yeah, you did.
Taven: I’ve created a map of all the places they could have taken Farli.
Keyla: that’s…a map of the whole continent.
Taven: I have no idea where they could have taken him.
Ravina: I think we have a problem
Milo: Is it about the fire?
Ravina: What fire?
Milo: Nothing
Dallas: English is a difficult language. it can be understood through tough thorough thought though.
Ara: I am begging you to stop.
[Texting]
Andor: Hey
Ara: Hey?
Andor: I can't sleep :/
Ara: I can. Goodnight.
Crispin: Oh, don't worry! I won't bite!
Crispin:
Crispin: I actually did bite a kid once-
Gerard: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.
Crispin from across the room: KILL TWO
Ara: In short; wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you've been sent to murder God himself.
Ravina: Okay, on the count of 3, let's both apologize.
Milo: 1… 2… 3.
Ravina:
Milo:
Ravina: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.
Ivy: How could you do this to me? I trusted you!
Bella, starting to panic: What have I done?
Ivy: You betrayed me!
Bella: But how?
Ivy: Yesterday, there were three cookies left, and now there are none. And you are the only one who knows where I hide them. How can I ever trust you again?
Bella: You do know that you woke up at 3am because you were hungry and ate all of them
Ivy: Oh
Ivy: Yeah, I remember…
Ivy: So… what is Liv up to these days-
Alice: Is anyone else scared?
Ivy: Not really, I’ve already lived longer than I was expecting.
Liv: We don't want any trouble.
Ivy: I do.
V: My powers have doubled since the last time we’ve met.
Ivy: Two times zero is still zero, loser.
Ivy: Ugh, I hardly slept last night.
Bella: When you can’t sleep, it means someone is thinking about you.
Ivy: Who would be thinking about me at 3AM?
Liv, at 3AM: I swear I’m going to kill Ivy she’s used my six-hours-worth-of-homework as ammunition against Bella
Florence: So what are all of your skills?
Ivy: I can fight anyone. Plus I can strangle people with home-made poison ivy
Bella: I can shoot fire out of my literal hands
Liv: I make good life decisions.
Florence: That’s not really-
Ivy: No, trust us. She’s our most important member.
Ivy: I’m 50% murder, 70% skills, and 80% fashion.
Liv: That’s 200%.
Ivy: That’s right. I’m twice the woman you’ll ever be.
Liv, teaching Ivy how to drive a tank: Okay, you're driving and Jordan and I walk into your path. Quick, what do you hit?
Ivy: OK. Wow. That’s a hard question
Ivy: I’d have to say Jordan.
Liv:…The brakes, Ivy. You hit the brakes.
Jordan: Ivy gave me a get better soon card.
Liv: Aw, that’s sweet!
Jordan: I wasn’t sick. She just thought I could do better.
Ivy: Were you dropped as a child?
Alice: Bold of you to assume I was held.
Ivy:
Alice:
Ivy: Are you OK?
Liv: Your existence is confusing.
Ivy: How so?
Liv: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
[On their wedding night]
Jordan: crying
Ivy: What’s wrong?!
Jordan: I can’t believe you like me
Jordan: Have you ever been told your tenacity can be a bit intimidating?
Liv: Yes, every day of my life since primary school.
Liv: I am at a loss for words!
Ivy, Narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, Liv yelled at me for the next ten minutes.
Jackson: I bring a "we should all just quit" vibe to the workplace that my bosses don't really like.
Shel: What's it like to be taller than 5'2"? Is it nice? Can you comfortably reach cupboards?
Kay: We live in constant fear of the short ones, who will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Lucas: I’ve created a map of all the places they could have taken Ophelia.
Giana: That’s…a map of the whole country.
Lucas: I have no idea where they could have taken him.
Embry: I bring a "we should all just quit" vibe to the workplace that my bosses don't really like.
Chrins: What's it like to be taller than 5'2? Is it nice? Can you comfortably reach cupboards?
Embry, who is 8'11: We live in constant fear of the short ones, who will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Embry: Well, I already know I'm going to hell
Embry: At this point it's go big or go home
Embry, to Chrins: Damn boy, are you the terms and conditions because I don't give a fuck what you have to say
Chrins: At least my dad thinks I'm cool
Lairan: No I don't
Mayou: I know we don't always see eye to eye on things-
Embry: That's because you're too short.
Amari: Out of curiosity, what number am I on your speed dial?
Leaoni: 7.
Amari: Who’s 6?
Leaoni: Chinese take-out.
Varian: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal', like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I haven't died once. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
Pipes: What is love?
Alune: A neurochemical reaction.
Leaoni: An emotional minefield
Varian: ooH, Baby don't hurt me~
Takeo: I would stab you right now but my therapist said no.
Aris: I actually have a black belt
Ren: In what? Karate?
Aris: No, from Gucci
Leaoni about Varian: He's like the equivalent of that one racoon who just hangs out inside a gas station on top of the slurpee machine so persistently that he's given a name badge and an employee cubby in the break room.
Seb: I bring a "we should all just quit" vibe to the workplace that my boss doesn't really like.
Trace: What's it like to be taller than 5'2"? Is it nice? Can you comfortably reach cupboards?
Aris: We live in constant fear of the short ones, who will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Takeo: I’ve created a map of all the places they could have taken Alune.
Ren: That’s…a map of the whole country.
Takeo: I have no idea where they could have taken him.
Varian: Well, I already know I'm going to hell.
Varian: At this point, it's go big or go home.
Kara: In short; wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you've been sent to murder Captain America.
Leaoni:
Leaoni: What the fu-
Hastur: Oh, don't worry! I won't bite!
Hastur:
Hastur: I actually did bite a kid once-
Jackson: Out of curiosity, what number am I on your speed dial?
Geneva: 7.
Jackson: Who’s 6?
Geneva: Chinese take-out.
Kay: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal', like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I haven't died once. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
Titania, about Robin: They're like the equivalent of that one raccoon who just hangs out inside a gas station on top of the slurpee machine so persistently that they're given a name badge and an employee cubby in the break room.
Beck: I bring a "we should all just quit" vibe to the classroom that my teachers don't really like.
Oleander: Well, I already know I'm going to hell.
Oleander: At this point, it's go big or go home.
Tabitha: In short; wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you've been sent to murder Ms. Dollon.
Imogen:
Imogen: What the hell-
Excuse me as I fandomify this OC thread—
Bucky: I would stab you right now but my therapist said no.
(Hi! Please don't use characters that aren't OCs in this thread; there's entire blogs dedicated to incorrect Marvel quotes that you could submit that to, but this thread is not that.)
(Ah, alright. I’ll go ahead and edit that to be OC-related instead and post that in another thread. :) )
(Thank you! I definitely recommend checking out an Incorrect Marvel Quotes blog though, they're hilarious!)
Jon: We don't want any trouble.
Oliver: I do.
Oleander: My powers have doubled since the last time we’ve met.
The Erl King: Two times zero is still zero.
Victor: Have you ever been told your tenacity can be a bit intimidating?
Geneva: Yeah, every day of my life since elementary school.
Sage: The Terra Legion does not condone violence! Or at least not murder… and usually not violence…
Ethan: The Terra Legion condones sending a message~
~
Reese, upon discovering Minnie in their room: How did you even get in here??
Ethan: Oh, don't worry. I let her in.
Reese: hOW DID Y O U GET IN HERE???
~
Ethan: Now for some witty back-and-forth banter! You go first!
Minnie: (incoherent violent screaming)
~
Minnie: It'll be fun! We'll make it a girls day!
Minnie: Come oooooonn!
Sage: I can't believe I have to say this.
Sage: I don't have time to overthrow the government with you tomorrow.
Minnie: Oh, but when ETHAN asks-
Sage: Look, that was different!
~
Sage: What the hell does the letter m stand for in "smexy"?
Ethan: M stands for slope
Sage: Thanks
~
Ethan: What if mike was short for micycle?
Reese: Y'know, sometimes I wish the 2012 apocalypse really happened-
Chrins: Now for some witty back-and-forth banter! You go first!
Embry: [incoherent violent screaming]
Embry: What the hell does the letter m stand for in "smexy"?
Mayou: M stands for slope
Embry: Thanks
Chrins: What if mike was short for micycle?
Embry: Y'know, sometimes is wish the 2012 apocalypse really happened-
Adri: What's it like to be taller than 5'2"? Is it nice? Can you comfortably reach cupboards?
Aviian: We live in constant fear of the short ones, who will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Baden: I’ve created a map of all the places they could have taken Adri.
Seraina: That’s…a map of the whole country.
Baden: I have no idea where they could have taken him.
Baden: Well, I already know I'm going to hell.
Baden: At this point, it's go big or go home.
Lennox: In short; wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you've been sent to murder
Captain America.
Audrey:
Audrey: What the fu-
Seraina: Oh, don't worry! I won't bite!
Seraina:
Seraina: I actually did bite a kid once-
Adri: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.
Lennox from across the room: KILL TWO
[On their wedding night]
Aviian: crying
Seraina: What’s wrong?!
Aviian: I can’t believe you like me
Audrey: Have you ever been told your tenacity can be a bit intimidating?
Lennox: Yes, every day of my life since primary school.
Seraina: I am at a loss for words!
Aviian, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, Eyena yelled at me for the next ten minutes.
Seraina: We need to talk about your immaturity.
Aviian, having just shoved Adri off of the couch: Bold words for someone who's standing in lava
Baden: Hey, how do you like your coffee?
Adri: As dark and bitter as my soul.
Baden: Aight, one glass of milk, coming right up
Adri: What is love?
Baden: A neurochemical reaction.
Seraina: An emotional minefield
Aviian: ooH, Baby don't hurt me~
Aviian: How could you do this to me? I trusted you!
Seraina, starting to panic: What have I done?
Aviian: You betrayed me!
Seraina: But how?
Aviian: Yesterday, there were three cookies left, and now there are none. And you are the only one who knows where I hide them. How can I ever trust you again?
Seraina: You do know that you woke up at 3 am because you were hungry and ate all of them
Aviian: Oh
Aviian: Yeah, I remember…
Aviian: So… what is Audrey up to these days-
Lennox: So what are all of your skills?
Baden: I can travel through time.
Adri: I can read other people's thoughts and sometimes even appear in their heads.
Aviian: I ignore the laws of the alternate dimensions.
Audrey: I make good life decisions.
Lennox: That’s not really-
Baden: No, trust us. She’s our most important member.
Aviian, teaching Seraina how to drive a car: Okay, you're driving and Baden and I walk into your path. Quick, what do you hit?
Seraina: OK. Wow. That’s a hard question
Seraina: I’d have to say Baden.
Aviian:…The brakes, Eyena. You hit the brakes.
Aviian: Baden gave me a get better soon card.
Adri: Aww, that’s sweet!
Aviian: I wasn’t sick. He just thought I could do better.
Seraina: Were you dropped as a child?
Adri: Bold of you to assume I was held.
Seraina:
Audrey:
Baden: Are you OK?
Seraina: Your existence is confusing.
Aviian: How so?
Seraina: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
Kay: Now for some witty back-and-forth banter! You go first!
Kels: Incoherent violent screaming
Jackson: What the hell does the letter m stand for in "smexy"?
Victor: M stands for slope.
Jackson: Thanks.
Casey: What if Mike was short for Micycle?
Beck: Y'know, sometimes I wish the 2012 apocalypse really happened.
Embry: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be an immortal? Ok easy. Just don't die. That's it. Refuse to die. There you go.
Embry: But "how" you may ask. Easy. Just don't do it. Refuse to. Say "no thanks."
Embry: If you ever trip and fall in public, get up, laugh to yourself, and say to anyone looking: "Sorry, it's just been so long since I inhabited a body."
Chrins: How do tall people sleep? Wouldn't their feet go right past the blanket?
Embry: Chrins, it's three in the morning.
Chrins: You can't sleep?
Embry:
Mayou: Is it the blanket?
Mayou: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Embry: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Caliga: What's it like to be taller than 5'2"? Is it nice? Can you comfortably reach cupboards?
Geobi: We live in constant fear of the short ones, who will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Thaddeus: I’ve created a map of all the places the new twelve gods are.
Sparrow: That’s…a map of the whole country.
Thaddeus: I have no idea where they are.
Hyo: Well, I already know I'm going to hell.
Hyo: At this point, it's go big or go home.
Kora: In short; wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you've been sent to murder Queen Sapphire.
Alexi:
Alexi: What the hell-
Sparrow: Oh, don't worry! I won't bite!
Sparrow:
Sparrow: I actually did bite a kid once-
Bane: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.
Rune, from across the room: KILL TWO
[On their wedding night]
Fennec: [crying]
Bane: What’s wrong?!
Fennec: I can’t believe you like me
Thaddeus: Have you ever been told your tenacity can be a bit intimidating?
Sparrow: Yes, every day of my life since primary school.
Thaddeus: I am at a loss for words!
Fennec, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, Thad yelled at Sparrow for the next ten minutes.
Solizha: We need to talk about your level of maturity.
Hyo, having just shoved Aarion off of the couch: Bold words for someone who's standing in lava.
Thaddeus: Hey, how do you like your coffee?
Sparrow: As dark and bitter as my soul.
Thaddeus: Aight, one glass of milk, coming right up
Sparrow: What is love?
Thaddeus: A neurochemical reaction.
Rune: An emotional minefield
Fennec: ooH, Baby don't hurt me~
Thaddeus: So what are all of your skills?
Bane: I have impenetrable skin.
Rune: I can move without making a noise.
Fennec: I am immune to any level of heat.
Sparrow: I make good life decisions.
Thaddeus: That’s not really-
Fennec: No, trust us. She’s our most important member.
Geobi, teaching Aarion how to drive a car: Okay, you're driving and Caliga and Daedra walk into your path. Quick, what do you hit?
Aarion: OK. Wow. That’s a hard question
Aarion: I’d have to say Caliga.
Geobi:…The brakes, Aarion. You hit the brakes.
Queen Sapphire: Atticus gave me a get better soon card.
Bax: Aww, that’s sweet!
Queen Sapphire: I wasn’t sick. He just thought I could do better.
Alexi: Were you dropped as a child?
Kora: Bold of you to assume I was held.
Alexi:
Kora:
Atticus: Are you OK?
Thaddeus: Your existence is confusing.
Sparrow: How so?
Thaddeus: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
Jay: What's it like being taller than 5'2"? Is it nice? Can you comfortably reach cupboards?
Infano: We live in constant fear of the short ones, who will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want
~
Skystar: Were you dropped on the head as a child?
Infano: bold of you to assume I was held.
Skystar:
Infano:
Skystar: are you OK?
~
Jay: How do tall people sleep? Wouldn't their feet go right past the blanket?
Infano: Jay, it's three in the morning
Jay: you can't sleep?
Infano:
Nebula: is it the blanket?
Mayou: What’s with the creepy Furby?
Embry: Oh, It’s possessed-
Mayou: …And you kept the possessed Furby because….?
Embry: What can I say, I like their sense of humour.
Mecha, to Embry: What the fuck do you mean "April isn't the 3rd month of the year"
Mecha: [kicks “G” off Graveyard sign]
Mecha: Let’s get this party started
Embry: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.
Embry: Tell me something I don’t know.
Mecha: The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared.
Embry:…what the fuck?
Embry: Bye Mecha! Bye Mayou! Bye Chrins! Bye Lairan! Bye Mecha!
Mayou: You said ‘bye Mecha’ twice.
Embry: I like Mecha.
Minnie: Tell me about yourself!
Reese: I get jealous of my phone when it dies.
Minnie:
Minnie: rEESE NO-
~
Ethan: I think I did a bad thing…
Reese: Does it affect me?
Ethan: No, but-
Reese: Then suffer in silence.
~
Ethan, rolling down car window: What seems to be the problem officer?
Rando cop: Get the F/CK out of my car-
~
Reese: So what did you do when Sage asked you out for the first time?
Minnie:
Minnie: I panicked and dabbed
~
Ethan: fOUR MONTHS-
Sage: What's going on with him?
Minnie, trying not to laugh: It's nothing really-
Ethan: YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR F O U R M O N T H S
~
Minnie: We did it… we won!
(Villain of the week slowly stands back up)
Ethan:
Reese:
Sage: (Starts to point)
Minnie: NO. We won. I am NOT turning around and looking at it. WE. WON.
~
Sage: I really hope you two have a good explanation for this-
Minnie: We actually have three.
Ethan: Pick your favorite.
~
Reese: You guys know that stuff can kill you, right?
Ethan: (Lighting a cigarette) That's the whole point.
Sage: (Pouring her 5th shot) We're trying to speed up the process.
Minnie: (Nodding vigorously with a mouthful of raw cookie dough)
~
Sage: Minnie has no self-preservation skills left. Her need to win has decimated them.
Ethan: I'm not so sure about tha-
Sage: No no, watch.
Sage: Hey Mina! Race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Minnie: (Throws herself out the window)
~
Captain Halo: What are your superpowers, Mina?
Minnie: Uh, exploding things, summoning sparks, enhanced strength and healing, fireproof skin, yo mama jokes-
Cap: Yo mama jokes?
Minnie: Well, I'm an orphan, so they can't say anything back.
Cap:
Cap: Kid-
Mecha: LOOK at these hands!
Embry: I’m looking at ‘em.
Mecha: I’M GOING TO KILL YOU WITH THEM!
Embry:
Embry: They’re kinda small.
Embry, to Chrins: Sometimes I look at you and wonder, "How can someone be so perfect?"
Embry: And then you open your mouth and that illusion is gone.
Mecha: Talk dirty to me.
Mayou: The dishes
Mayou: You still haven't cleaned them, I have asked you to several times.
Mecha: How the hell do I talk to people
Chrins: Stand in front of them and press A
Mayou: I really hope you two have a good explanation for this-
Chrins: We actually have three.
Embry: Pick your favorite.
Lynn: Tell me about yourself!
Graham: I get jealous of my phone when it dies.
Lynn: Gray nO-
Seb: Four months.
Trace: What's up with him?"
Seb: FOUR MONTHS.
Leaoni, trying not to laugh: It's nothing really -
Seb: YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS -
Varian: We did it… we won!
(Monster of the week slowly stands back up)
Alune:
Leaoni:
Kara: (Starts to point)
Varian: No. We won. I'm not turning around to look at it. We. Won.
Leaoni: How the hell do I talk to people.
Trace: Stand in front of them and press A.
Kara: What’s with the creepy Furby?
Varian: Oh, It’s possessed-
Kara: …And you kept the possessed Furby because….?
Varian: What can I say, I like their sense of humour.
Hastur: If you ever trip and fall in public, get up, laugh to yourself, and say to anyone looking: "Sorry, it's just been so long since I inhabited a body."
Mayou: It's dark in here, does anyone have a flashlight?
Mecha: Yeah, just gimme two secs
Mecha: [cracks Embry's back like a glowstick]
Embry: [starts glowing]
Mayou, terrified:
Rino: It's dark in here, does anyone have a flashlight?
Lime: Yeah, just gimme two secs
Lime: cracks Monyi’s back like a glowstick
Monyi: starts glowing
Rino, terrified:
Embry: Did you tell anyone we’re dating?
Mecha: I have no self control and told everyone we’re dating
Embry: There’s no need to be sarcastic right now
Mecha: No, seriously, I have no self control and told everyone we’re dating
Embry: Where’s Mayou?
Chrins: She went to go fight everyone who has ever insulted me
Embry: Ok, who's first?
Chrins: Herself. She’s been yelling at a mirror for the past 2 hours
Embry, in the middle of an argument: Bite me I dare you right now. Bite me bitch
Mecha, slamming their hand on the table: Don’t bring your fucking kinks into this