Alga: they're pretty cool, you should check them out sometimes. The birds here in Mirvanis are so much more aggressive that the ones back home in Jelka. One time one of them stole my daughter's toy. It was her favorite and I'm still sort of looking for it. It's not like I can just buy another one. And besides it was a gift. Stupid birds, hope they bloody enjoyed it.
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Jaxon: I get attacked by one specific bird all the time. That bird would be Nyx, our medic's familiar
Zephyr: F
Ruthie: oof
Alga: Maybe your medic needs to get their familiar under control, that can't be pleasant. I can send you some salves if you want, but i'm not sure what the shipping costs between universes are like.
Zephyr: Question - Is a donut a breakfast food or dessert?
Jaxon: Haven’t had a donut in years, but both
Alga: What's a donut?
(I made a discord if anyone's interested, I'm having a lot of fun here but it's taking too long lol)
Phoenix: A donut is a round dough dessert with a lot of sugar on.
Hi, you guys can call me Ombre, I guess.
I haven't used this thing in awhile, so sorry about the dumb profile picture.
Hello, everyone! I'm Stormchaser, but you can just call me Storm.
Jina: Hello everyone. I'm Jina, but you all can also call me Jin. Or whatever other nicknames… I dunno.
Ruthie: THERE’S A RAT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF MY TRASH CAN LMAO WHY DID YOU THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA
Knox: Mars has angled with Jupiter. Fresh crops and donuts! This calls for a party! Oh, wait. Mars and Jupiter are death omens. My bad. Sorry!
Nightshade: I'm not gonna die to some planets. I'll find a way to destroy them if I have to.
Jina: Eh. I don't care much for those planets… the people who inhabit them are… ugh.
Knox: But according to the conjunction of Sirius and the Dipper, that means-
Abigail: (elbows Knox) Stop predicting people's deaths!
Knox: (crestfallen) But it's FUN!
Stormchaser: I'd rather not know when I'm gonna die. That sounds stressful.
Nightshade, growling: I'll kill the grim reaper and mount his head in my territory somewhere…
Stormchaser: Nightshade, I don't think that's a goOD IDEA PLEASE
Jina: I agree with Stormchaser, that doesn't seem like a very good idea.
Mack: Huh- Wow, for once, Jina agrees with someone.
Jina: Shut up, Mack.
Knox: Ok fine! (throws hands in air in exasperation) But change is inedible, you know. Same as Death.
Abigail: Don't you mean inEVITABLE?
Knox, spits out coins: No, I didn't.
Abigail:
Knox: What?
Jina:
Jina: It seems change really is inedible.
Knox: I know. I'm a modern genius!
Abigail: (facepalms)
Nightshade: Knox, you seem like you belong in an asylum.
Stormchaser: That isn't nice!
Nightshade: I'm not one to hide how I feel.
Jina: I personally like Knox's humour.
Jina: Slapstick comedy is great.
Knox, slapping stick: (looks up) Huh?
Jina: I-
Jina: Not that kind of slapstick, but still pretty good.
Jina: Your mom isn't that bad. I've met much worse killjoys.
Jina, looking at Mack: Such as…
Mack:
Mack: Look, I'm not that bad!
Melanie: No, you're not.
Mack: Thank you-
Melanie: You're awful.
Knox: My mom makes money scamming people like that- I don't
Abigail: What about the time you told everyone they would die in an hour?
Knox, raises hands defensively: Not my fault the stars aligned for one millisecond!
Knox's mom, from doorway: Has anyone seen my crystal ball?
Across town, the residue of Knox's last deal: I can't see the future in this stupid ball! - Wait, lemme try! - No, I got it- CRASH
Knox's mom: There has been a disturbance in the fabric of the astral plane…
Abigail:
Knox's mom: Knox, did you sell my ball again?