forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

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Ren: Amari told me that instead of being sad, I should 'Go get it, girl'. So I am going to go get it, girl.
Takeo: Get what?
Ren: Unclear. I will get everything, just to be safe.

Varian: Life is so fun when you automatically assume everyone has a crush on you.

Marcello, on his phone at 2 a.m: Jeez, a woman strangled her husband to death. Can you imagine just snapping like that?
Margo, trying to sleep next to him: Yes.

Alune: Ever spill a little bit of your coffee and realize the thread you are hanging on by is actually quite thin?

Varian: It's not my fault that I have no parental figures to tell me not to wrestle bears.
Graham, on the verge of ripping his hair out: Me. I am the parental figure. I’m telling you. Do not wrestle bears.

Lynn: Why do you look so tired?
Alune: No rest for the wicked.
Sana: We stayed up late watching cat videos!

Leaoni: You're stupid.
Kallai: That's all you've got?
Leaoni: Give it time. It'll eat at you.
[Later]
Kallai: Takeo, am I stupid?
Takeo: Yeah, a little.
Kallai: Damn her.

Alune: Guys, shhhh. Do you know what that sound is?
Frost: What is it?
Alune: That was the sound of my patience shattering into a billion pieces.

Sana: What's the proper way to deal with a guy annoying you?
Leaoni: A knife.
Sana: …What?
Takeo: Two knives?
Sana: No!
Zatian: You all are savages. The proper way is an untraceable poison.
Sana: Never mind.

Kallai: Nice rock.
Frost: Thanks! Leaoni gave it to me.
Leaoni: I threw it at you!
Frost: Isn’t she the best?

Graham: Would you slap one of us for one hundred pounds?
Leaoni: I’d roundhouse kick all of you in the face for free.

Takeo: sorry i lost my cool for a second
Varian: you can’t lose something you never had

Leaoni: Are you in love with Alune?
Varian, genuinely confused: No?
Leaoni: Then why are you drawing V+A everywhere?
Varian: Because It stands for Varian is Awesome? Obviously?
Leaoni: Oh my god.

Frost: It's not illegal.
Officer, looking at the dozens of milk cartons stacked in his trunk: There's just so much.
Frost: But it's not illegal.

Ibis: Wow. Once again, my character is under attack simply because I have taken the lives of dozens of innocent people.

Vio: [Traps a wasp under a cup]
Drinn: [Appears and sets down two more cups]
Vio, horrified: No…
Drinn: [Starts to shuffle them]

Quill: I can't get El to come out of his room.
Perry: Tell him I said something.
Quill: Like what?
Perry: Anything factually incorrect.
[30 seconds later]
Elias, bursting through the door: You think jellyfish are aliens?!

Quill: Perry told me that instead of being sad, I should 'Go get it, girl'. So I am going to go get it, girl.
Elias: Get what?
Quill: Unclear. I’ll go get everything, just to be safe.

Jack: Life is so fun when you automatically assume everyone has a crush on you.

Oleander: Wow. Once again, my character is under attack simply because I have taken the lives of dozens of innocent people.

Oleander: Life is so fun when you automatically assume everyone has a crush on you.

Blevin giving advice to Amerly: If you want to be his waifu try not to stab him to stab with a knifu

Charlie: How much of those did you even take?
Kelly, with a cigarette: Enough to make you look pretty

Camille: What's the proper way to deal with a guy annoying you?
Insato: A knife.
Camille: …What?
Mavis: Two knives?
Camille: No!
Hunter: You all are savages. The proper way is an untraceable poison.
Camille: Never mind.

Glass breaks
Micheal: What was that
Matthew: Just my sanity, It does that ever now and againg

Habit: I'm sorry I talked you into this…
Kit: It's okay.
Kit: I'm sorry I listened.

Collin: What in the hot crispy Kentucky-fried FUCK?!

Shiro: Oh, you've had sex? Well, I've had enough.

Collin: omw to ruin everyone's lives.

Della: Teagan told me that instead of being sad, I should 'Go get it, girl'. So I am going to go get it, girl.
Theo: Get what?
Della: Unclear. I’ll go get everything, just to be safe.

Aaron, crying: These aren't tears, these are precum of the heart _{is the word precum allowed}

in the gfa group chat:

nicky: you do know killing people is a crime, right?
catori: show me the law
kas: sends link proof
catori: im not reading that

((for fun, group chat names in order of appearance; nickster, dead_to_rights, and paeonia_suffraticosa))

Quin: Did it hurt when you fell?
Alik: From heaven? No, I’m no–
Quin: No, I mean when you fell down the stairs. I watched you fall and just kind of lay there on the floor for about ten minutes.
Alik:
Kelly: We both saw that.

Ceza, coming up behind Eleria: Hey
Eleria: I must be an angel
Ceza: Don't you mean "you must be an angel"?
Eleria: No I mean you just scared the hell out of me so the only stuff that's left is heaven

Anthony: Oh, you've had sex? Well, I've had enough.

Kit: ARE YOU-
Hinata: Fucking
Kit: -KIDDING ME??
Shiro: …what the hell was that?
Hinata: Habit banned Kit from swearing, so I’ve volunteered to help her out

Kuro: So are you guys a little spoon or a big spoon?
Kit: Knife
Hinata: Fork

Kit: Hey Doc
Habit: Yes?
Kit: Do you want to see a butterfly?
Habit: I swear, if you throw bu-
Kit: [throws butter across the room]
Habit: [WHeeZe]

Kit: I fucking hate sunflowers. Look at those fucking things. They’re taller than me. This flower is winning and I am losing. That shouldn’t be possible why am I losing to a plant
Hinata: what about trees?
Kit: Oh don’t even get me STARTED

Kit: you’re maybe the most dramatic bitch here
Habit: Maybe?
Habit: Just maybe?
Habit: Who’s more? Who are they?? I demand answers

Habit: [ungodly sound]
Kit:
Habit, offended: You aren’t gonna say bless you?
Kit: That was a fuCKING SNEEZE?!

Hinata: you always need to be kind to people.
Habit: Hey-
Hinata: Fuck off.

Kit: Hi son
Vess: What?
Habit, handing him adoption papers: Son. Please sign here.
Ves: WHAT?!?!?!

Habit: Okay, so, are we fighting or are we flirting? Because I’m getting mixed signals here
Kit: My hands are literally inches from your throat right now
Habit: That doesn’t answer my question

Kit: [playing the windows shutdown theme on piano]
Kit: [passes out]

Bella: Hey guys- Why are you all standing on chairs? Are you playing a game?
Isla: Yeah, we’re playing “we saw a big-ass spider and don’t know where the heck it went”
Bella: scrambles onto chair

Liv: Start counting.
[Ivy takes her own pulse]
Liv: How many?
Ivy: 26.
Liv: Okay, either you suck at maths, or you're going to die in two seconds.
[A moment passes, and nothing happens]
Liv: You suck at maths.

Alice: We can’t do that! Liv said-
Ivy: To hell with Liv!
Liv: I can hear you, Ivy

Liv: This is the worst idea you’ve ever had
Ivy: So far
Liv: What?
Ivy: This is the worst idea I’ve ever had, so far
Liv: That doesn’t improve the situation at all

Liv: If you see Ivy, give her this message
Liv: makes neutral face
Liv: She'll know what it means
later
Alice: Oh, and Liv said to give you a message
Alice: makes neutral face
Ivy: Oh no, the neutral face of displeasure

Alice, performing a check-up on Liv: So how are you feeling? Any problems?
Liv: Well, I have this headache that comes and goes…
**Ivy: walks in Hey guys
Liv: There it is

Ivy: Jordan and I-
Liv: Are getting married?
Ivy: No, we-
Liv, pulling out the projector: Sit down. I have the whole thing planned out.

Ivy: Can you do me a weird favour without asking any questions?
Bella: Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship is founded?

Liv: You all think I enjoy being mother hen to you all?!
Bella: …
Ivy: …
Meg and Shel: …
Liv: Okay fine, it’s like the only thing that keeps me sane.

(kit and habit masterpost because their shenanigans shall not go unseen [ft. hinata])

Habit: Here’s an idea: a cowboy that’s also a clown, and it goes yeehonk.
Kit, tired out of her mind: I swear to god Doc, it's two in the fucking morning, just please go to sleep.

Habit: [sitting]
Kit: TINY man. baby boy man. small. minuscule
Habit:
Habit: [stands up]
Kit, craning her neck to look up at him because he's literally 7'4: HOLY SHIT

Habit: I’m mad at you.
Kit: Literally impossible but ok.

[before things went south in The Habitat]
Kit: Fuck, I can’t move. Habit fell asleep on top of me
Hinata: Just push him off?
Kit: How DARE you suggest such a thing

Reasons why Habit can’t leave all the paperwork to Kit:

‘Dear sir/madam,

No. Go fuck yourself.

Kind regards,
Kittan Bala’

Miran: [babbles in baby]
Varian: He’s mocking me.
Alune: He’s a baby??
Varian: He knows what he said!

Lynn: Varian’s late. Again.
Leaoni: I woke him up at 8 and pretended it was 11
Graham: I wrote a fake schedule saying we started at 9 instead of 12
Alune: I set his clock to PM instead of AM
Lynn: You all may have overdone it.
Varian, bursting through the door: WHAT YEAR IS IT?!

Lynn: You all think I enjoy being mother hen to you all?!
Varian: …
Leaoni: …
Alune and Sana: …
Lynn: Alright fine, it’s the only thing that keeps me sane.

Frost: [playing the windows shutdown theme on piano]
Frost: [passes out]

Leaoni: you’re maybe the most dramatic bitch here
Varian: Maybe?
Varian: Just maybe?
Varian: Who’s more? Who are they?? I demand answers.

Ren: I fucking hate sunflowers. Look at those fucking things. They’re taller than me. This flower is winning and I am losing. That shouldn’t be possible why am I losing to a plant.
Takeo: What about trees?
Ren: Oh don’t even get me STARTED.

Zatian: Wow. Once again, my character is under attack simply because I have taken the lives of dozens of innocent people.

Dakota: I don't have 'friends'
Benji: McKinney I will break all my bones for you
Benji: Don't test me.
Brook: He's not kidding don't let him do it
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Memphis: I love sleepovers!!
Shane: This isn't a sleepover you're in the emergency room
Memphis: Oh yeah then why am I wearing a nightgown??
Shane: It's a hospital gown
Memphis: truth or dare
Shane:
Memphis:
Shane: dare
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Eric, talking to a rival gang member: Relax!! I was just kidding about arresting you! I mean, who needs that kind of paperwork lol?
The gang member: [sighs in relief]
Eric: Jay set him on fire.
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Claus: You the have right to remain silent. Anything do you say held be will may against court you of law.
Lucas, sobbing: What the fuck are you saying
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Adoniram: Why are you following me
Nilo: Cause we're friends!
Adoniram: Okay,,, and why is that angry albino following me
Nilo: Well you see–
Ri: we're a package deal bitch.
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Memphis: oh worm?
Shane: wig
Craig: crops? watered
Jay: we stan!
Eric, sobbing: what are you guys saying
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Bonnie, peeling off her fake lashes: whew what a day!
Jiro, Greer, Nilo and Ri: what the fuck
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Tabitha: I don't have 'friends'
Eliot: Meyer, I literally got stabbed for you.

Kristi: I love sleepovers!!
Kate: This isn't a sleepover, you're in the emergency room.
Kristi: Oh yeah? Then why am I wearing a nightgown??
Kate: It's a hospital gown.
Kristi:: Truth or dare?
Kate:
Kristi:
Kate: Dare.

Talia, talking to an Osprey: Relax! I was just kidding about arresting you! I mean, who needs that kind of paperwork, right?
The Osprey: Sighs in relief
Talia: Lyra, set her on fire.

Sybil, peeling off her fake lashes: Stars, what a day.
Freddy, Ozzie, and Vera: What the hell-

Elijah: Why are you following me
Emma: Cause we're dating!
Elijah: Okay, and why is that angry albino following me
Emma: Well you see–
Kelly: We're a package deal bitch.

Ara: Any suggestions?
Andor: *raises hand*
Ara: Andor, this had better be a good idea.
Andor: *Slowly lowers hand*

Milo: I am ready to face any challenge that might be foolish enough to face me.

Caleb: What are the symptoms of teenage depression?
Adelia: Why are you asking me?
Caleb: Gerard was helping with laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say, ‘why has god forsaken me’.

Andor: What are your plans for the weekend?
Ara: Who knows?
Ara internally: I know. I'm not leaving the house.

Ravina: What's our exit strategy?
Milo: Our what?
Ravina: Dear god, we're all going to die

Alexander: Wow. Once again, my character is under attack simply because I have taken the lives of dozens of innocent people.

Leo: you’re maybe the most dramatic bitch here
Gerard: Maybe?
Gerard: Just maybe?
Gerard: Who’s more? Who are they?? I demand answers.

(time for more kit and habit because y e s)

Kit: We tried things your way.
Habit: No, we didn’t.
Kit: I did it in my head and it didn’t work.

Habit: What are the odds!
Kit, already taking out pen and paper: Is that a rhetorical question, or do you actually want to know?

Habit: Did I make a mistake? Yes.
Habit: Do I regret the decision that I made? Yes.
Kit: Stop asking yourself easy questions so you can look like a genius!

Kit: What's our exit strategy?
Habit: Our what?
Kit: Dear god, we're all going to die

Habit: Are you okay?
Kit, lying on the ground: I’m having some me time

Kit: I’m a moderate and peaceful person, truth be told
Habit: Just yesterday you threw a chair at me
Kit: Yes, which was a moderate and peaceful compromise from the table I initially planned to launch at you

Kels: Any suggestion?
Kay: Raises hand
Kels: Carth, this had better be a good idea.
Kay: Slowly lowers hand

Aspen: I am ready to face any challenge that might be foolish enough to face me.

Paul: What are the symptoms of teenage depression?
Jane: Why are you asking me?
Paul: Beckett was helping with laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say, ‘why has god forsaken me’.

Imogen: What are your plans for the weekend?
Tabitha: Who knows?
Tabitha, internally: I know. I'm not leaving the house.

Eliot: What's our exit strategy?
Kay: Our what?
Pietyr: Stars, we're all going to die.

Varian, kneeling in church: Mods help.

[whenever Leaoni and Varian come up with a plan together]
Leaoni, singing: It's the FINAL BRAIN CELL.
Varian: kazoo solo

Sana: You know what? Underneath it all, you’re actually quite nice.
Zatian: Repeat that disgusting slander and you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.

Alune: Any suggestion?
Frost: [Raises hand]
Alune: Frost, this had better be a good idea.
Frost: [Slowly lowers hand]

Varian: I love sleepovers!!
Leaoni: This isn't a sleepover, you're in the emergency room.
Varian: Oh yeah? Then why am I wearing a nightgown??
Leaoni: It's a hospital gown.
Varian:: Truth or dare?
Leaoni:
Varian:
Leaoni: Dare.

Sana: What are the odds!
Ren, already taking out pen and paper: Is that a rhetorical question, or do you actually want to know?

Takeo: I am ready to face any challenge that might be foolish enough to face me.

Sana: I’m mad at you.
Leaoni: Literally impossible but ok.

Nich: What are the odds!
Samuel, already taking out pen and paper: Is that a rhetorical question, or do you actually want to know?

Kenna: We all know you're in love with him.
Acyn: I am not in love with Caspian, shut up.
Kenna: I never said who.
Acyn:
Acyn: Fuck, okay, hold on, JUST LISTEN-
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Kenna: Have you ever seen something that changed your life?
Nakoa: I saw you.
Kenna: That's so sweet of you, but now I'm feeling a bit embarrassed cause I was just gonna show you this picture Anahid drew of me with a frog on my head.
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Caspian: Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I think I know what's going on in your mind.
Will: Oh, well then. Welcome to the terror dome.
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Keres: What are you, five?
Will: [snorts] Yeah, five heads taller than you.
Keres:
Will:
Will: I'm sorry please don't kill me.
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Eira: So how goes married life?
Keres: Will got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.
Keres: He said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt!"
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Dimitri: For hating Kenna so much you sure do love to talk about her.
Nakoa: Pfft, no I don't.
Dimitri: Say her name.
Nakoa: Kenna Blackwell
Dimitri: Now say it without smiling.
Nakoa: Kenna Blackwel- wait. Kenna Black- no. Wait, seriously, Ke- STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!
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Illaria: As a warrior in training, I don't believe senseless violence is how my mentors would want me to solve things.
Kenna & Dimitri in the distance: RIP HIS HEAD OFF!!!
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Caspian: [wakes up in the middle of the night to see Will an inch from his face]
Will: So we had this id- stop screaming- we had this idea
Caspian: What the fuck. Who's we?
Kenna: [Directly beside his face] We had this idea-
Caspian: Jesus Christ there's two of them.
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Eira: I'm cold.
Julian: Here, take my jacket.
Nakoa: I'm cold too.
Kenna: [Sets the world on fire]

Empathy: Feste told me that instead of being sad, I should 'Go get it, girl'. So I am going to go get it, girl.
Innocence: Get what?
Empathy: Unclear. I will get everything, just to be safe.
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Colton: If you got arrested, what would be the charges?
Memphis: Theft.
Craig: Disturbing the peace.
Markus: Aggravated assault.
Jay: Arson.
Dennis: Second-degree murder.
Eric: All of the above, in that order.
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Malcolm, handing Azazel a drink: Here, have a sip. It's good! :))
Azrael:
Azrael: This is poisoned, isn't it?
Malcolm:
Malcolm: yeah
Azrael:
Malcolm:
Azrael:
Azrael: [drinks it]
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Ike: What does Airbnb mean?
Willbur: Oh, well, a b&b is a bed and breakfast–
Collyn: Bungeons and Bragons.
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Kiyoshi: Look, you and I both want the same thing. So I guess that means we're gonna have to work–
Kiyoshi, visibly disgusted: –near each other.
Osana:
Osana: You mean together?
Kiyoshi, gagging: Don't make it worse than it already is–

Marian: We all know you're in love with him.
Nathaniel: I am not in love with Oscar, shut up.
Marian: I never said who.
Nathaniel:
Nathaniel: Okay, hold on, JUST LISTEN-

Harper: Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I think I know what's going on in your mind.
Beck: Oh. Well then. Welcome to hell.

Tabitha: What are you, five?
Kay: Yeah, five heads taller than you.
Tabitha:
Kay:
Kay: I'm sorry please don't kill me-

Marian: So, how goes married life?
Alessandra: Percy got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.
Alessandra: He said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt!"
Alessandra: I love him.

Lysander: For hating Ayla so much, you sure do love to talk about her.
Carrie: Pfft, no I don't.
Lysander: Say her name.
Carrie: Ayla Thorn.
Lysander: Now say it without smiling.
Carrie: Ayla Tho- wait. Ayla Thor- no. Wait, seriously, Ay- STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!

Lysander: As a guard in training, I don't believe senseless violence is how my mentors would want me to solve things.
Carrie, in the distance: RIP HIS HEAD OFF!!!

Margot: If you got arrested, what would be the charges?
Nich: Theft.
Jon: Disturbing the peace.
Therese: Aggravated assault.
Joan: Arson.
Winifred: Second-degree murder.
Oliver: All of the above, in that order.

Victor: What does Airbnb mean?
Henry: Oh, well, a b&b is a bed and breakfast–
Jackson: Bungeons and Bragons.

Kels: Look, you and I both want the same thing. So I guess that means we're gonna have to work–
Tabitha, visibly disgusted: –near each other.
Kels:
Kels: You mean together?
Tabitha, gagging: Don't make it worse than it already is–

Chester: We all know you're in love with him.
Brook: I am not in love with Dakota, shut up.
Chester: I never said who.
Brook:
Brook: Look okay listen- L IS T EN –
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Shane: Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I think I know what's going on in your mind.
Memphis: damn, sorry. Welcome to hell lol.
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Gorden: What are you, five?
Herbert: Yeah, five heads taller than you!!
Gorden:
Herbert:
Herbert: please don't hurt me.
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Osana: For hating Shohei so much, you sure do love to talk about him.
Kiyoshi: no I don't.
Osana: Say his name.
Kiyoshi: Shohei Futaba.
Osana: Now say it without smiling.
Kiyoshi: Shohei Fut- wait. Shohei Futa- no. Wait, shit, Sho- DONT LOOK AT ME–
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Dennis: As a member of Eastside, I don't believe senseless violence is how my mentors would want me to solve things.
Eric, in the distance: STAB THE BITCH!!!

Dakota when the others are watching sports: stop screaming, y'all know they can't hear you, right?
Dakota watching his telenovela: oh my fucking- María Dolores if you take Júlio Ernesto back after what he did to you I swear tO GOD–
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Jack, eating toast at the bar: (´ڡ｀ )
Memphis, from the other room: Yeah I ate, stop buggin' me!
Craig, at full volume: ASS IS NOT ON THE FOOD PYRAMID!
Jack: (⚆_⚆)
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Chester: shut up
Ike: NO, CHET, I WON’T. TODAY I WILL NOT BE SILENCED.
Chester:
Ike:
Chester:
Ike: WATER IS NOT WET
Chester: HOW CAN IT NOT BE WET IT’S WATER–
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Markus: You just have to spread positive vibes to be nice! Here, watch:
Markus: [to Dennis] hey, have a nice day!
Dennis: thanks FightClub!
Markus: now you try it.
Sleepy: [to Dennis] enjoy your next 24 hours.
Markus: oh my god no-
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Rocky: come on people, we just need to sharpay diem!
**Benji: You mean carpe diem?
Rocky: no.
Benji:
Rocky: it's latin for bop bop bop, bop to the top.
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Shane: What are you writing?
Eric: Well, other gangs wanna know what kind of weapons we use, I'm just letting them know that's private information.
Shane:
Shane: This just says "fuck around and find out."
Eric: Mhm.
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Shohei: You're going to ace this!
Kiyoshi: You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.
Shohei: I disagree, if anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?
Kiyoshi: That was big. I was really proud of you.
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Memphis: Hey, can I have some money?
Bank Teller: Do you have an account with us?
Memphis:
Memphis, pulling out a gun: Hey, can I have some money?
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[ball flies towards Robin]
Robin: [closes his eyes] well, looks like it’s my time to die
Rocky: [Sticks his arm out to receive it before it hits Robin]
Rocky: you mothERFUCKER, STOP PLAYING GOD
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Shane: you’re stupid
Eric: …….that’s it?
Shane: give it time. it’ll eat at you.
[five hours later, eating dinner with Craig]
Eric: am I stupid?
Craig: Yeah, a little bit
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Generosity: Ambition told me I have six days left to live
Humour: What? Why, are you sick?
Generosity: No, he just hates me
Ambition, walking past: I'm gonna fuck you up on Thursday!