Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Bridgett, throwing up a peace sign: Here for a good time, not a long time!
Zach: I would say the same but I'm nearly 18 and my past is riddled with confusion and unresolved trauma.
Bridgett:
Zach: So I guess you could say I'm here for a long time not a good time.
Cynthia: Short actually

Bridgett, sitting in a corner: whispers Be strong.
Blake: Uh, Cyni, who is she talking to?
Cynthia: Her wifi signal.

Zach: So, what do you have planned for Valentine's Day?
Cynthia: Murder.
Zach, panicking: T-That's the spirit!
Cynthia: That’s what you’re going to be soon

@Fairlyodd

Alune, sitting in a corner: [whispers] Be strong.
Leaoni: Uh, Wren, who is he talking to?
Wren: His wifi signal.

Oriana: So, what do you have planned for Valentine's Day?
Zatian: Murder.
Oriana, panicking: T-That's the spirit!

Sana: [accidentally bumps into a door]
Takeo: Sana! Are you okay?
Sana: Yeah, I’m fine.
Takeo, pointing at the door: You stand in Sana’a way ONE MORE TIME and I swear I’ll take you down.
Takeo: Come on Sana let’s go.
Sana:

Kallai: While I’m gone, Frost, you’re in charge.
Frost: Yes!
Kallai, whispering to Alune: You’re secretly in charge.
Alune: Obviously.

@Williamnot

An emotion: [Pokes its head through the mountain of suppression Anthony buried it under]
Austin, beating it with a stick: Back! Back!

Grace: When did you get your driver's license?
Knife, starting the car: I didn't!

Knife: Is toothpaste bone soap?
Grace: Existence is a prison and being bound to you is maximum security.

Knife: Hey Grace!
Grace:
Knife: Hello?
Grace:
Knife: Your bones are wet.
Grace: Why the hell would you say that?!
Knife: You were ignoring me!

Knife: [throws up a peace sign] Here for a good time, not a long time!
Katie: I would say same but I'm nearly in my fifties now and my past is riddled with regret and unresolved trauma.
Knife:
Katie: So I guess you could say I'm here for a long time not a good time.

Knife, storming into the house:
Tess: Why are you only wearing one shoe?
Knife: The giant mud puddle down the road demanded a sacrifice.

Knife: Thank you for not saying “I told you so”
Tess: When you’re as right as I am, you don’t have to say it.

Jarrod: So, you've got a cult now.
Felix: Wha - it's not a cult! It's an organization that promotes love and - yeah okay it's a cult.

Grace (after watching several Criminal Minds episodes): So it was you who made the floor slippery, wasn't it?
Mop: Silence

Austin: [Sees Jarrod and Felix together]
Austin, running on 5 minutes of sleep: They’re cute. I would put them on a boat.
Melissa: You mean you… ship them?

Knife: You've got to learn to love yourself.
Grace: Don't you hate yourself?
Knife: This isn't about me Grace, stay focused.

Tess, sighing: Grace, if your friends were to jump off a cliff, would you?
Grace: I’d be the first off that fucking cliff.

Grace: I think Knife heard me crying 'cause he just cracked my door open and slid a piece of cake onto the floor into my room.
Tess: He must really care about you to share food.

Knife, hiding Grace behind his back: Before I tell you who this is, Tess, how much do you love me?
Tess: Well, look at the stars and count them. That's how much I love you.
Knife: I- But it's morning-
Tess: Exactly.

Chief, trying to flirt: So, what do you guys have planned for Valentine's Day?
Katie: Murder.
Chief: T-That's the spirit!

Tess: While I’m gone, Knife, you’re in charge.
Knife: Yes!
Tess, whispering to Grace: You’re secretly in charge.
Grace: Obviously.

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster

Sophie, defend Micheal from Why don't you pick on someone 3 quarters of your size

Ongi to a Subaru cosplayer: Hey bitch get your own goddamn style

Micheal: Wow all that pain to protect me, how stupid

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

Kels: Sees Sola and Pietyr together
Kels: They are cute. I would put them on a boat.
Imogen: You mean you… ship them?

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies

Bridgett (after watching her dad solve one case): So it was you who made the floor slippery, wasn't it?
Mop: Silence

Blake, sighing: Cynthia, if your friends were to jump off a cliff, would you?
Cynthia: I’d be pushing them off that fucking cliff.

Zach: While I’m gone, Blake, you’re in charge.
Blake: Yes!
Zach, whispering to Bridgett: You’re secretly in charge.
Bridgett: Obviously.

@threesacult

Tetra: While I’m gone, Zee, you’re in charge.
Zephyr: Yes!
Tetra, whispering to Vio: You’re secretly in charge.
Vio: Obviously.

Quill, trying to flirt: So, what do you have planned for Valentine's Day?
Perry: Murder.
Quill: T-That's the spirit!

@LilMeme

Kage: If you want boys to respect you, show them you're serious. Shoot someone, blow something up

Mikoto: I guess being bloodthirsty gets a little distracting …And by that I mean spread democracy

Asumi, describing Eri: When I say big cousin, I mean BIG cousin. Apparently, her breasts are so giant they make her back hurt. Also… she’s poor, so those are real!

Eri: Let's all have fun together
(3+ hours later)
Eri: Come on. I'm waiting for your bankruptcy

Emiko: I have no interest in you normies. If none of you are a god, angel, or demon, don't even bother talking to me

Kage: My middle finger gets a boner every time it sees you

Eri: You're ugly, You're disgusting, I'm going to kill you, give me 200 dollars

Take care of your mental health
Asumi: Talk about your feelings
Minato: Keep active
Hikari: Eat a potato
Emiko: Recite a dark spell
Mikoto: Throw your phone in the lake
Hanaki: Kiss a bird gently
Kage: Scowl
Ran: Make fun of someone you don't like
Unzari: Lie down in the dirt and let the earth slowly reclaim you
Collin: Sleep

Unzari's mom: Your daughter made my son cry
Ran: Well, now that wouldn't have to happen if he wasn't such a little bitch

Minato: Are y'all with the cult?
Emiko: It's not a cult. It's an organization that promotes love and-
Kage: This is it.

Emiko to Kage: It's as though every time you open your mouth, you become less likable

Unzari: how to give a good handjob: bop it, pull it, twist it
Kage: harder, better, faster, stronger
Asumi: You pull your left hand in, You pull your left hand out, You pull your left hand in and you shake it all about!
Minato: Cha cha real smooth
Collin: None of you ever touch a penis

Young Kage: I'm a child and I'm disgusting. If I were twenty I'd kick myself.

Asumi: I've accepted my fate as a bottom.

Kage: How do I top my grades if I'm a bottom

@sock

Ren: While I’m gone, Chan, you’re in charge.
Chan: Yes!
Ren, whispering to Zephyr: You’re secretly in charge.
Zephyr: Obviously.

Chan: Hey Lucas, you wanna play ping pong with me?
Lucas: …Okay
Chan: [uses gumballs to play ping pong]
Lucas:
Chan: I knew these would come in candy
Lucas:

Chan: Hey Elyas! I have an idea!
Elyas: Does it involve breaking the law?
Chan: You should know that it's a given
Elyas: I was just being optimistic

Lucas: So, how'd you convince them to betray me? What'd you offer them?
Chan: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes

Chan: Hey Elyas, do you think I could throw this egg into that cup?
Elyas: Uhhh, no?
Chan: [Throws the egg at Lucas' head]
Chan: Oops I guess you were right

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

Henry: But…why?
Victor: Because this is what I do: science.
Victor: And giving myself panic attacks with mock nuclear warnings-

@Fairlyodd

Varian: Hey Leaoni! I have an idea!
Leaoni: Does it involve breaking the law?
Varian: You should know that's a given.
Leaoni: I was just being optimistic.

Amari: Whenever Leaoni is mad at me, I go and tighten the lids on all of our jars so she has to get help from me.
[The sound of glass breaking in the background]
Amari: It hasn’t worked yet, but it’ll happen.

Varian, in the back seat: Are we there yet?
Graham: No.
Varian: Are we there yet?
Graham: We’re not moving-

Takeo, while being tackled by a police dog: What’s his name?

Wren: Hey, you want to get lunch?
Alune: Oh, I already ate lunch with Varian, but what do you want?
Wren:
Wren: Loyalty would be nice.

Leaoni: There's no 'I' in team, but there's one in pizza.
Amari: So you're not going to share.
Leaoni: I'm not going to share.

@croccin-champagne

catori: I can fit my whole fist in my mouth
jo: oh word, do you wanna try mine?

@steeeeeee

Irakles: We're gonna get through this because we have this (points to chest)
Rafi: Heart?
Irakles: No, me, I'm gonna do this all by myself.

Valentin/Adrius/Ilfred: How do you know what's good for me?
Adrius/Ilfred/Valentin: THAT'S MY OPINION!!!

George: My children are fine!
His Children: (Not fine)

Diya: Esa stop, Esa watch the light
Esa (swinging a pillow): Smashes the lightbulb

@Starfast

Andor, playing poker: Dallas, why don't you tell Ara your theory?
Dallas: Well…
Ara: You thought I was cheating? No offense, but I don't need to cheat to beat any of you.
Dallas: It's just that you win a lot, Ara.
Ara: There's a reason for that. Listen, Dallas, when you have a good hand, you close your cards real quick. And Brian, when you've got a bad hand, you start tapping your foot. And Holly, your right eyebrow kind of just pops up. And Andor… do you even know the rules?
Andor: Nope

Ravina: Milo, this morning, i called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and i’d like to withdraw that statement.
Milo: Aww thanks.
Ravina: But i can’t. Those are the 2 words that best describe you.

Gerard: Does Crispin always run headlong into certain death?
Kit: Sometimes he walks, occasionally he shuffles, periodically he ambles. Once, I'm pretty sure I saw him trip into certain death.

Matthew, to Alexander: With all due respect, which is none, go to hell.

Andor: thanks for agreeing to see me
Ara: I didn’t, you just barged in here and started talking
Andor: I don’t need a history lesson, Ara, I was there

Milo: We're gonna get through this because we have this (points to chest)
Garzlan: Heart?
Milo: No, me, I'm gonna do this all by myself.

Holly: There's no 'I' in team, but there's one in pizza.
Brian: So you're not going to share.
Holly: I'm not going to share.

Ara: When did you get your driver's license?
Andor, starting the car: I didn't!

Dallas: Thank you for not saying “I told you so”
Ara: When you’re as right as I am, you don’t have to say it.

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

Darius, playing poker: Samuel, why don't you tell Nich your theory?
Samuel: Well…
Nich: You thought I was cheating? No offense, but I don't need to cheat to beat any of you.
Darius: It's just that you win a lot, Nich.
Nich: There's a reason for that. Listen, Samuel, when you have a good hand, you close your cards real quick. And Darius, when you've got a bad hand, you start tapping your foot. And Ilona, your right eyebrow kind of just pops up. And Winifred… do you even know the rules?
Winifred: No.
~~Narrator voice: Nich was also cheating.~~

Lavinia: Oleander, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I’d like to withdraw that statement.
Oleander: Thanks.
Lavinia: But I can’t. Those are the 2 words that best describe you.

Geneva, to Mr. Flynn: With all due respect, which is none, go to hell.

@croccin-champagne

kathy, monologuing: i wonder which will kill you first. your loyalty, or you stubbornness?
catori: probably the fact that i'm gonna call you a frumpy bitch when you're done speaking
kathy: yeah that'll do it

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

Della: Jay Gatsby's car was a real hit with the ladies.
Erica: I literally know nothing about The Great Gatsby but I know you and with that knowledge I am 500% sure that Jay Gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car.

@ElderGod-Icefire

(ahsgssgd yes)

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

(That showed up in my Pinterest feed and I just about died)

@ElderGod-Icefire

(just like the person Jay Gatsby hit with his car lmao)

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

(SADSFDLKGSH although to be fair it was Daisy who was driving)

@ElderGod-Icefire

(lmao true)

@Fairlyodd

Alune: Don’t test me right now, Takeo.
Takeo: You’re like half my size. What are you going to do? Kick me in the ankle?
[later]
Sana: Um, why is Takeo on the ground crying?
Leaoni: Alune kicked him very hard in the ankle.

Frost (rolling by unsteadily on heelys): JESUS TAKE THE WHEELEY!!
Kallai: Frost no-
Sana: Who gave him those?!
Leaoni: (slowly rolling past on her own heelys).

Frost: Consider the following.
Frost: Seatbelts. Except they throw you out of your seat, and they’re called yeetbelts.

Alune: If you interrupt my reading one more time this book will become a lethal weapon.

Lynn to Alune, Varian and Leaoni: Why is it when something bad happens it’s always you three?
Leaoni: Believe me, professor, I’ve been asking myself the exact same thing for the past six years.

Varian: We're gonna get through this because we have this (points to chest)
Frost: Heart?
Varian: No, me, I'm gonna do this all by myself.

Wren, to Zatian: With all due respect, which is none, go to hell.

Varian: Thanks for agreeing to see me.
Alune: I didn’t, you just barged in here and started talking.
Varian: I don’t need a history lesson, Alune, I was there.

@dvisalln

Atsuko: Don’t test me right now, Haruto.
Haruto: You’re like half my size. What are you going to do? Kick me in the ankle?
[later]
Hairi: Um, why is Haruto on the ground crying?
Kazuno: Atsuko kicked him very hard in the ankle.

Minori: We're gonna get through this because we have this (points to chest)
Hairi: Heart?
Minori: No, me, I'm gonna do this all by myself.

@threesacult

Elias: Jay Gatsby's car was a real hit with the ladies.
Perry: I literally know nothing about The Great Gatsby but I know you and with that knowledge I am 500% sure that Jay Gatsby hit some motherfucker with his car.

Cyrus, to The Sandman: With all due respect, which is none, go to hell.

Emmett: Thank you for agreeing to see me.
Jack: I didn’t, you just barged in here and started talking-
Emmett: I don’t need a history lesson, Device, I was there.

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster