forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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I WILL SELL MY SOUL FOR A PIECE OF GUM
Fuck it that's one more body

"If I can hear your voice vibrating my burrito it's too loud!"

"Oh no! Nipple boners!"

"Bye, Cedric! Good luck in Twilight!"

"When whales beach themselves, are they trying to evolve?"

Dollar store siths
How many memes are a disease
I hope they both die
Imma snitch on you, you're not even American u from Canada
WE'RE LEAVING IN NEGATIVE SIX MINUTES

NOO I ONLY HAVE ONE LEG LEFT!

"They left me this… pathetic excuse for… a knife"

"When whales beach themselves, are they trying to evolve?"

Actually, they often do so because they are old or sick and would prefer to die peacefully rather than drowning. Whales are mammals, remember.

"When whales beach themselves, are they trying to evolve?"

Actually, they often do so because they are old or sick and would prefer to die peacefully rather than drowning. Whales are mammals, remember.

I did not want or need to think about this part

Oh daaaaaang never thought of that before.

"I think he stole his leg."

We have to save Paris from Tony Hawk

"When whales beach themselves, are they trying to evolve?"

Actually, they often do so because they are old or sick and would prefer to die peacefully rather than drowning. Whales are mammals, remember.

I mentioned that after it was said lmao

Currently have an empty document titled "In space, nobody can hear you scream". If you ask why I will amputate a toe. Not one of mine. Not necessarily even one of yours. Just a toe.

I look like a raspberry
Oh right, You're my kid
Just eat it (pulls out scissor)

"In space, nobody can hear you scream".

I mean, it's true tho

"The world is a stage and we are the depressed clowns riding around in our tiny tiny cars."
"Felt."

Now you'll never, ever be cucked
Now you've reeked of normie

"Do I look fat in this?"
"Yes. You look fat in everything, much in the same way that a dog looks like a dog in everything."

Do you want your penis to be ripped off

Oh yeah. That’s a goose. Its out for my flesh. Anyway, wanna catch a movie?

"Who wears a jean jacket to a murder?"

I was going to say an asshole but sure go ahead interrupt me and be gay that's fine

"Who wears a jean jacket to a murder?"

Jake Peralta

"eating in class has the same energy as eating at a funeral"
"i- it?? it doesn't though????"

"I hope the timeline where Jeremy Jordan was in The Greatest Showman is doing better than this one."

"if you kidnap a 18 year old is it kidnapping or adult napping?"
"its a case."

Illegal shit is my jam