forum The Roodeness Shenanigans

Started May 27, 2020 by Deleted user

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"a bunch" is a super vague amount, especially when talking about combat I feel that you should have a more accurate answer to "how many soldiers do you have?"

“Def more than seven.”

"Somewhere between 3 and 30,000"

Or, alternatively:
"Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?"

"how many soldiers do you have?"

"uhhh I never really counted. but definitely more than ten."

"…helpful"

"I think like a couple rows of ten but to be honest I always lost track around four, so like at least 40?"

"Uhh… last I checked, at least five?"

"Either 420 or 69 lmao get rekt."
"Your Majesty, we can't send that message to the opposing army."

"1 more than u lol"

"Enough to whoop yo asses"

"at least one. i think."

"not sure of the exact amount, but it's probably more than you're thinking it is"

“Less than 100, above 50.”

Did y'all know that it's a federal crime to send tiny spoons in the mail?

Well I learned a new thing today

Did y'all know that it's a federal crime to send tiny spoons in the mail?

nervous sweating

Did y'all know that it's a federal crime to send tiny spoons in the mail?

nervous sweating

Owen.
What. Did. You. Do.

Did y'all know that it's a federal crime to send tiny spoons in the mail?

Wait why?? That's a really weird thing to be illegal

Did y'all know that it's a federal crime to send tiny spoons in the mail?

nervous sweating

Owen.
What. Did. You. Do.

Lol jk
But what if I had, what could they do about it

Did y'all know that it's a federal crime to send tiny spoons in the mail?

Wait why?? That's a really weird thing to be illegal

Considered drug paraphenalia, which can't be mailed.

They're,,,, spoons,,,, how does that connect to drugs?? America explain dslanv why are we like this

Uhhhhhh look up some stuff about cocaine lol

Maybe not a good idea on my school chromebook dskavn I'll check it out when I get home and can use something that won't get me in trouble with the school lmao

What do ice cream shops do to get their sample spoons? eyes coldstone warily

Mmmmm cocaine ice cream!

its because of coke, yeah. you heat shit up on lil spoons

why tf would you need to heat it up, do it at room temperature you babies in case it sounds vaguely like i'm on cocaine, I'm not I swear

I've only ever heard of heroin being heated up to get the impurities out before injection, if you heat regular cocaine you're gonna get burnt cocaine

Injecting something warm into your bloodstream is almost worst than something cold ew my blood is uncomfy thanks owen

Maybe just don't inject things into your bloodstream?