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@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

Walton: I want to be just like you when I grow up :)
Oscar: That's adorable, but I'm begging you to reconsider.

Jackson: Nobody cares about the fate of laborers as long as they can get their instant gratification.
Jackson, not even 2 seconds later: Haha yeehaw my beets

@Fairlyodd

Zatian: You're too late, you fools! You'll never stop me now.
Frost: That's where you're wrong, evil-doer! We will stop you using the powers of:
Varian: Friendship!
Rose: Harmony!
Leaoni: Incredible violence!
Sana: And love!
Alune: [facepalms]

Wren: You were happy once, you know.
Alune: I was never happy. I was just less pissed off.

Pytho: I fucked up.
Varian; Okay, I never thought I'd have to say this, but there is only space in this family for one disappointing sibling, and I have held that title for a very long time, so you are going to have to get it together.

Takeo: Every time I move, I crunch like popcorn.
Frost, from another room: And every time we kiss I swear I could fly!

Sana: Which is better, a dog WITH a backpack, or a dog IN a backpack.
Frost: Clearly a big dog with a backpack containing a smaller dog.
Sana: True.

Takeo: "wOrK sMaRtEr nOt hArDeR" Hohoho- listen buster, at minimum wage I'm not doing either.

Frost: I would be so dangerous if I knew how anything worked.

Varian: Coffee is disgusting, I only drink the finest leaves
Alune: Tea is just pompous water, real adults drink coffee

@threesacult group

Zephyr: Coughs violently
Vio, sarcastically: Don’t die.
Zephyr: Don’t tell me what to do.

Love: Hey, Jack, did Rasputin do something problematic?
Jack: Did…
Jack: Did Rasputin
Jack: …do something problematic.
Love: I thought he was just Russia’s greatest love machine!

Tetra: Listen, Poli, I need your help.
Poli: Great, who are we beating up? I won’t do kids, though, that’s a rule.
Tetra:
Poli: Well, that rule’s negotiable if the kid’s a dick.

Azazel: I just had an idea!
Anthony: Scratch that.
Azazel: You haven’t even heard it yet!
Anthony: I already told you, no violence.
Azazel: …But-
Anthony: No.
Azazel, scratching out what xe was writing: This is bullshit.

Karma: You’re late.
Jack: Don’t even start, I wasn’t going to come at all.

Anthony: I hate him.
Cyrus: Me too.
Anthony: You don’t even know who I’m talking about.
Cyrus: Solidarity.

Tetra: Zee? Are you ready to come out and interact with other people?
Zephyr, from under their bed: Demonic screeching
Tetra: Understandable, I’ll get you something to eat while I’m out.

Anthony: We have to handle this the way we always do, with-
Cyrus: Brute strength?
Jack: Unnecessary amounts of violence?
Dally: Almost dying?
Quill: Getting incredibly lucky?
Anthony: No!

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

Nich: Coughs violently
Mourton: Don’t die.
Nich: Don’t tell me what to do.

Victor: You’re late.
Geneva: Don’t even start, I wasn’t going to come at all.

Marisol: I hate him.
Harper: Me too.
Marisol: You don’t even know who I’m talking about.
Harper: Solidarity.

Oliver: We have to handle this the way we always do, with-
Therese: Brute strength?
Marcus: Unnecessary amounts of violence?
Darius: Almost dying?
Jon: Getting incredibly lucky?
Oliver: No!

@Starfast group

Milo: Sorry if you don't think I'm funny but that’s not my problem. My target audience has already been met.
Ravina: Who is your target audience?
Milo: Me.

Gerard: I hate everyone in this room
Leo from the doorway: haha you’re the only one in the room!!
Gerard:
Gerard: I know

Dallas: What's your deal, man?
Ara: My deal?
Dallas: Weird shit never used to happen to me. But every time I hang out with you, it's weird shit.
Ara: Uh, no. You don't get to say that. You ARE the weird shit that is happening to me.

Milo: Everyone know what to do?
Taven: In general or the plan?
Milo: The plan, Taven.
Taven: *Sigh of relief*

Farli: i'm mysterious, but not on purpose.
Farli: i'm just trying to leave wherever I am at all times, and that makes me seem mysterious.
Farli: but it's actually the behavior of like, a dumb bird.

Adelia, trying to flirt: Have you ever fallen in love?
Gerard, oblivious: I can't even fall asleep.

Jackie: I hate him.
Holly: Me too.
Jackie: You don’t even know who I’m talking about.
Holly: Solidarity.

Andor: You’re late.
Ara: Don’t even start, I wasn’t going to come at all.

Andor: Hey, Ara, did Rasputin do something problematic?
Ara: Did…
Ara: Did Rasputin…
Ara: …do something problematic.
Andor: I thought he was just Russia’s greatest love machine!

Andor: "wOrK sMaRtEr nOt hArDeR" Hohoho- listen buster, at minimum wage I'm not doing either.

Andor: I’m bi and confused.
Andor: Not about being bi. I just never know what the fuck is going on.

Milo: Here's some advice!
Garzlan: I didn't ask for any.
Milo: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

Therapist: How does that make you feel?
Dallas: I'm not very good at describing my emotions.
Dallas: Maybe you could hold up a bunch of meme pictures until I see one I would usually comment 'mood' under?

Dallas: Do you think that Kay thinks in Englih or in Norwegian?
Ara: Bold of you to assume he thinks at all.

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

Jackson: Sorry if you don't think I'm funny but that’s not my problem. My target audience has already been met.
Geneva: Who's your target audience?
Jackson: Me.

Eliot: I'm mysterious, but not on purpose.
Eliot: I'm just trying to leave wherever I am at all times, and that makes me seem mysterious.
Eliot: But it's actually the behavior of like, a dumb bird.

Geneva: "wOrK sMaRtEr nOt hArDeR"- listen bitch, at minimum wage I'm not doing either.

@Fairlyodd

Leaoni: I know Varian is allegedly bad and shouldn't be mixed with under any circumstances.
Leaoni: But he also talks about saving the bees so how fucking evil can he be?

Sana: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Frost: I almost died!
Leaoni, cracking up: Oh yeah, good times.

Zatian: I'm going to kill you.
Varian: [shrugs] I'm already dead inside anyway.
Alune, in the distance: Varian, no!

Leaoni: Talk to me, Wren, how are we looking?
Wren: Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard. Like sure, we're trying, but it's almost effortless.

Wren: Best answer to getting stabbed with a knife?
Alune: Rude.
Zatian: That’s fair.
Varian: Not again.
Leaoni: Yeah so are you gonna take it back or can I keep it.

Leaoni: I want to be like a caterpillar.
Varian: Explain.
Leaoni: Eat a lot, sleep, wake up beautiful.
Alune: You know you would have a lifespan of about a week, right?
Leaoni: Another highlight .

Varian: I would die for you.
Alune: Not if i die for you first.
Varian: Is that a challenge?
Sana: No. No it is not. Both of you sit down, for the love of-

Kallai: I'm an assassin, I want nothing, i feel nothing…
Varian: That's so sad.
Varian: [starts playing Despacito on his flute]

Kallai: What's your motive here? Like what exactly are you looking for?
Zatian: Attention, mostly.

Varian: On a scale of one to ten, how bad do you think it would be if -
Alune: At least a twenty.

Leaoni: Why do people keep trying to put a blanket on me?
Kallai: Because you're in shock.
Leaoni: That doesn't mean I need a blanket. It means I need booze.

Varian: I refuse to go into battle looking less than my best.

Frost: Is that blood?
Kallai: No?
Frost: That's not a question you're supposed to answer with another question.

Alune: Shut up!
Varian: I didn't say anything?
Alune: You were thinking. It's annoying.

Frost: I don't know what the question was but without a doubt my answer is 'i don't know'.

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

Imogen: I know Katya Kels is allegedly bad and shouldn't be mixed with under any circumstances.
Imogen: But she also talks about saving the bees so how evil can she be?

Geneva: Talk to me, Gavel, how are we looking?
Jackson: Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard. Like sure, we're trying, but it's almost effortless.

Henry: Best answer to getting stabbed with a knife?
Martha: Rude.
Victor: That’s fair.
Jackson: Not again.

Poplar: What's your motive here? What exactly are you looking for?
Oleander: Attention, mostly.

Oliver: Why do people keep trying to put a blanket on me?
Nell: Because you're in shock.
Oliver: That doesn't mean I need a blanket. It means I need booze.

Oleander: I refuse to go into battle looking less than my best.

Samuel: Is that blood?
Nich: No?
Samuel: That's not a question you're supposed to answer with another question.

Vivian: Shut up.
Lucas: I didn't say anything?
Vivian: You were thinking. It's annoying.

@threesacult group

Quill: I know Azazel is allegedly bad and shouldn't be mixed with under any circumstances.
Quill: But xe also talks about saving the bees, so how evil can xe be?

Dally: Sorry if you don't think I'm funny but that’s not my problem. My target audience has already been met.
Anthony: Who's your target audience?
Dally: Me.

Drinn: I'm mysterious, but not on purpose.
Drinn: I'm just trying to leave wherever I am at all times, and that makes me seem mysterious.
Drinn: But it's actually the behavior of like, a dumb bird.

@LilMeme group

Mamoru: I'm telling your mom
Ran, on the phone: New phone, who dis
Mamoru: Minato being a baby and not playing the kill Asumi game, can I kill her
Ran: KILL ASUMI!
Mamoru: I was going to but now I wanna-
Ran: KILL ASUMI AND MINATO, SHE KEEPS BREAKING MY STUFF

Minato: What the fuck is gluten? Take that shit out.
Mikoto: it's gluten-free.
Minato: I don't CARE if it's free.
Mikoto: swear on your fucking YEEZYS; if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

Eri: I challenge you to a game!
Kage: For what? to become king of humanity!
Eri: Imanity?
Kage: I will eat your babies.

Emiko: I think you should see this from my perspective
Kage: Crouches down

Asumi, introducing Emiko: Look, Kage. There's another cute emo in this group!
Kage: I'm gonna fucking kill you.
Emiko: Bring it on, bitch.

@Williamnot group

Fellix: "wOrK sMaRtEr nOt hArDeR" Hohoho- listen buster, I'm not doing either.

Melissa: Which is better, a dog WITH a backpack, or a dog IN a backpack
Austin: Clearly a big dog with a backpack containing a smaller dog
Emily: True

Felix: I hate you !!
Jarrod: Okay , but do you want some pizza or not ?
Felix: Yessir . . .

Felix: Sorry if you don't think I'm funny but that’s not my problem. My target audience has already been me, and nobody else. Get over yourselves.

Austin: I hate everyone in this room
Jarrod: you’re the only one in the room
Austin: I know

Jarrod: Everyone know what to do?
Austin: In general or the plan?
Jarrod: The plan, Austin.
Austin: Sigh of relief

Austin: I'm mysterious, but not on purpose.
Austin: I'm just trying to leave wherever I am at all times, and that makes me seem mysterious.
Austin: But it's actually the behavior of like, a feral dog or something.
Austin, a werewolf: Wait-

Felix, trying to flirt: Have you ever fallen in love?
Jarrod, half-oblivious: I can't even fall asleep.

Melissa: I hate him.
Austin: Me too.
Melissa: You don’t even know who I’m talking about.
Austin: Solidarity.

Jarrod: You’re late.
Felix: Don’t even start, I wasn’t going to come at all.

Felix: Hey, Jarrod, did Rasputin do something problematic?
Jarrod: Did…
Jarrod: Did Rasputin…
Jarrod: …do something problematic.
Felix: I thought he was just Russia’s greatest love machine
(Realizing now that I know nothing of Rasputin and am now convinced he was possessed by an evil entity)

Felix: I’m bi and confused.
Felix: Not about being bi. I just never know what the fuck is going on.

Austin: Here's some advice,
Melissa: I didn't ask for any.
Austin: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster group

Theo: I think you should see this from my perspective
Matthew: Crouches down
Theo: I will kill you in your sleep

Elijah, introducing Sophie: Look, Emma. There's another cute girl in this group!
Emma: I'm gonna fucking kill you.

Sophie: And your next line will be, "THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!"
Valerie: Was that meant to be a reference of some kind?
Sophie: Are you serious?
Valerie: Wait! I got it!
Sophie: THANK YOU!
Valerie: Was that a motherfucking Killing Stalking reference?
Sophie: GOD! FUCKING DAMN IT VAL-

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

Oleander: Sorry if you don't think I'm sexy but that’s not my problem. Get over yourselves.

Ayla: Everyone know what to do?
Huxley: In general or the plan?
Ayla: The plan, Huxley.
Huxley: Sigh of relief

Addie: You’re late.
Kels: Don’t even start, I wasn’t going to come at all.

Casey: Hey, Randall, did Rasputin do something problematic?
Beck: Did…
Beck: Did Rasputin…
Beck: …do something problematic.
Casey: I thought he was just Russia’s greatest love machine!

Pietyr: I’m bisexual and confused.
Pietyr: Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the hell is going on.

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster group

Gaki: If you're bored. Hit an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents

Claire: TAKE YOUR CHAIR WITH YOOOOOOOU (throws a chair at Aaron)
Aaron: (pain noises)

Insato: Are you the sun? Cause you to stay 92 million miles away from me

Darrell: I was born with no idea what's going on and I'm not going to start now

Sophie: I heard you like funny people, In fact, my entire life is a joke

@Fairlyodd

Varian: This is what…the third time I've crashed my own funeral?
Alune, not looking up from his phone: Fifth.
Varian: Really, that many?

Frost to Takeo: You're an idiot. I'm an idiot. We're the co-presidents of Club Idiot.

Leaoni: Please don't tell me you're bringing Frost.
Sana: He's harmless.
Leaoni: He stabbed Varian. Twice.
Frost: An honest mistake.

Zatian, to Leaoni: Just because I'm helping you doesn't mean care.
Zatian: Your death would be a minor inconvenience to my heart that's all

Varian: I just want to make sure we're all on the same page here.
Wren: Page? We're not even in the same library!

Zatian: Sorry if you don't think I'm sexy but that’s not my problem. Get over yourselves.

Alune: I hate him.
Frost: Me too.
Alune: You don’t even know who I’m talking about.
Frost: Solidarity.

Varian: Sorry if you don't think I'm funny but that’s not my problem. My target audience has already been met.
Alune: Who's your target audience?
Varian: Me.

Takeo: I hate everyone in this room.
Sana: you’re the only one in the room.
Takeo: I know.

Varian, trying to flirt: Have you ever fallen in love?
Alune, half-oblivious: I can't even fall asleep.

Alune: We have to handle this the way we always do, with-
Kallai: Brute strength?
Leaoni: Unnecessary amounts of violence?
Varian: Almost dying?
Frost: Getting incredibly lucky?
Alune, a tired soul: No.

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

Nich: This is what, the third time I've nearly died?
Joan, not looking up from her book: Fifth.
Nich: Really? That many?

Darius: Please don't tell me you're bringing Joan.
Nich: She's harmless.
Darius: She stabbed Samuel. Twice.
Nich: An honest mistake.

Oberon, to Titania: Just because I'm helping you doesn't mean care.
Oberon: Your death would be a minor inconvenience to my heart, that's all.

Nich: I just want to make sure we're all on the same page here.
Darius: Page? We're not even in the same library!

@probablypolnareff language

Luca : I just want to make sure we're all on the same page here .
Dollie : Page ? We're not even in the same library !

Luca : Please don't tell me you're bringing Dollie .
Tamaki : She's harmless .
Luca : She stabbed Chika . Twice .
Tamaki : An honest mistake .

@threesacult group

Dally: This is, what, the third time I've nearly died?
Anthony, not looking up from his book: Fifth.
Dally: Really? That many?

Jack: Everyone know what to do?
Quill: In general, or the plan?
Jack: The plan, Quillette.
Quill: Sigh of relief

Poli, to Ellis: Just because I'm helping you doesn't mean I care.
Poli: Your death would be a minor inconvenience to my heart, that's all.

Cyrus, to Dally: You're an idiot. I'm an idiot. We're the co-presidents of Club Idiot.

Tetra: Please don't tell me you're bringing Drinn.
Zephyr: He's harmless.
Tetra: He stabbed Vio. Twice.
Zephyr: An honest mistake.

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

Percy: This is, what, the third time I've nearly died?
Alessandra, not looking up from her book: Fifth.
Percy: Really? That many?

Erik: Everyone know what to do?
Nathaniel: In general, or the plan?
Erik: The plan, Nathaniel.
Nathaniel: Sigh of relief

@threesacult group

Poli: I’m bisexual and confused.
Poli: Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the hell is going on.

Azazel: I don’t like your accusatory tone.
Jack: I’d use a different tone, but I’m trying to accuse you of something.

Drinn: Hey, can you pass the salt?
Vio: Can you be a good brother?
Drinn: …Too much salt.

Love: I always sleep with a knife under my pillow.
Karma: Weak. I sleep with a gun.
Emmett: You’re both pathetic.
Love: Really? What do you sleep with?
Emmett: Jack.

Quill: Oh, hey, guys, where have you all been-
Cyrus: Gas station's haunted.
Quill: …What?
Jack, grabbing his scythe: Gas station's haunted.

Azazel: My heart is guarded but, like… very poorly. With the kind of guards that would let three kids in a trench coat into an R-rated movie.

Quill: Can I make a suggestion that doesn’t involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd?

Zephyr, walking in: Hey, bro.
Tetra, walking in behind them: Hi, Vio.
Poli, walking in after: Hey.
Vio: Hello, sibling and their seven friends who always seem to hang out here instead of their own homes.

Vio: Familial relationships are weird.
Vio: Like, I’d give Zee or Drinn a kidney, no questions asked, but no way in hell are they using my phone charger.

Ellis: It's yeeted.
Poli: Yote.
Ellis: YEETED.
Poli: YOTE!
Tetra: I just want to know which one of you threw Zephyr out the window.

Perry: You and I have known each other for quite some time, right?
Elias: Yeah, we’ve been classmates for years. What is it?
Perry: Okay, just promise me you won’t get mad.
Elias: I’m not the type who gets angry easily, go ahead.
Perry: …What’s your name again?
Elias: I’m mad.

Azazel: I like to stare directly into security cameras to let the government know I'm watching them back.

Tetra: Hey, El, there's been a rumor going around that you're gay. I just thought you should know.
Ellis: …A rumor? You mean there are people doubting it?

Jack, covered in blood while everyone else is in Halloween costumes: Oh, it's Halloween.
Jack:
Jack: This was really, really good timing.

@Fairlyodd

Zatian: I don’t like your accusatory tone.
Alune: I’d use a different tone, but I’m trying to accuse you of something.

Leaoni: Oh, hey, guys, where have you all been-
Alune: Gas station's haunted.
Leaoni: …What?
Varian, grabbing his flute: Gas station's haunted.

Frost: My heart is guarded but, like… very poorly. With the kind of guards that would let three kids in a trench coat into an R-rated movie.

Wren: Can I make a suggestion that doesn’t involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd?

Alune, walking in the kitchen: Morning, brother.
Varian, walking in behind him: Hey, Wren.
Leaoni, walking in after: Hi.
Wren: Hello, sibling and his seven friends who always seem to hang out here instead of their own homes.

Varian: You and I have known each other for quite some time, right?
Rose: Yeah, we’ve been classmates for years. What is it?
Varian: Okay, just promise me you won’t get mad.
Rose: I’m not the type who gets angry easily, go ahead.
Varian: …What’s your name again?
Rose: I’m mad.

Takeo: I like to stare directly into security cameras to let the government know I'm watching them back.

Kallai, covered in blood while everyone else is in Halloween costumes: Oh, it's Halloween.
Kallai:
Kallai: This was really, really good timing.

@evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

Georgie: Hey, can you pass the salt?
Christopher: Can you be a good brother?
Georgie: Too much salt.

Beck: My heart is guarded but, like… very poorly. With the kind of guards that would let three kids in a trench coat into an R-rated movie.

Imogen: Can I make a suggestion that doesn’t involve violence, or is this the wrong crowd?

Erica: You and I have known each other for quite some time, right?
Della: Yeah, we’ve been classmates for years. What is it?
Erica: Okay, just promise me you won’t get mad.
Della: I’m not the type who gets angry easily, go ahead.
Erica: …What’s your name again?
Della: I’m mad.

Geneva: I like to stare directly into security cameras to let the government know I'm watching them back.

Marian: Oh, Oscar, there's been a rumor going around that you're gay. I just thought you should know.
Oscar: A rumor? You mean there are people doubting it?

Tabitha, covered in blood while everyone else is in Halloween costumes: Oh, it's Halloween.
Tabitha:
Tabitha: This was really, really good timing.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

Nojiko: Hey, can you pass the salt?
Nami: Can you be a good sister?
Nojiko: Too much salt.

Law: My heart is guarded but, like… very poorly. With the kind of guards that would let three kids in a trench coat into an R-rated movie.

Shachi: Oh, Captain, there's been a rumor going around that you're gay. I just thought you should know.
Law: A rumor? You mean there are people doubting it?

Azami: This is, what, the third time I've nearly died?
Robin, not looking up from her book: Fifth.
Azami: Really? That many?

Law: We have to handle this the way we always do, with-
Luffy: Brute strength?
Zoro: Unnecessary amounts of violence?
Usopp: Almost dying?
Nami: Getting incredibly lucky?
Law, a tired soul: No.

Cavendish: Sorry if you don't think I'm sexy but that’s not my problem. Get over yourselves.

Peregrine, to Estella: Just because I'm helping you doesn't mean I care.
Peregrine: Your death would be a minor inconvenience to my heart, that's all.

@sock group

Heli: Oh, hey, guys, where have you all been-
Pira: Tavern's haunted.
Heli: …What?
Laetus, grabbing his crossbow: Tavern's haunted.

Pira: I don’t like your accusatory tone.
Mito: I’d use a different tone, but I’m trying to accuse you of something.

Theo: Hey Captain, there's been a rumor going around that you're gay. I just thought you should know.
Pira: …A rumor? You mean there are people doubting it?

Mito: My heart is guarded but, like… very poorly. With the kind of guards that would let three kids in a trench coat into an R-rated movie.
Heli: What's a movie?
Mito: I don't know either

Mito: We have to handle this the way we always do, with-
Theo: Brute strength?
Wolf: Unnecessary amounts of violence?
Heli: Almost dying?
Laetus: Getting incredibly lucky?
Mito, a tired soul: No.

Pira: Sorry if you don't think I'm sexy but that’s not my problem. Get over yourselves.

@Eli_ group

Spade: Hey, can you pass the salt?
Jack: Can you be a good brother?
Spade: Too much salt.


Hollow: We have to handle this the way we always do, with-
Spade: Brute strength?
Jack: Unnecessary amounts of violence?
Ace: Almost dying?
Riddle: Getting incredibly lucky?
Hollow, a tired soul: No.

@Fairlyodd

One of Varian's (unwanted) followers: Wise one, what is your wisdom?
Varian: Be gay. Do crime.

Leaoni: I have a girlfriend now.
Amari encouragingly: A girlfriend?
Leaoni: [Reflexively gives a panicked peace sign]
Amari: Two girlfriends?!

Varian: My new tactic to annoy Alune is to argue that something that's objectively real and 100% factual actually doesn't exist.
Leaoni: …evil. But hilariously evil
Alune, storming in: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT “BELIEVE” IN WATER?!

Zatian: I hate nature. It’s dirty. It’s unhygienic. And what’s that smell?
Kallai: That would be grass.
Zatian: Fucking disgusting.

Zatian: For your crimes, we sentence you to 68 years in prison
Varian: Can- can you add one more year.

Nova: Bro, are you still mad that I foresaw your fate and made no attempt to warn you so you could try to thwart it? Bro, I’m sorry but you have to admit it was a little funny.

Sana: If you're going to make a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Leaoni: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

Takeo: Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

Alune: I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.

@sock group

Pira: My new tactic to annoy Mito is to argue that something that's objectively real and 100% factual actually doesn't exist.
Theo: …evil. But hilariously evil
Mito, storming in: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT “BELIEVE” IN WATER?! YOU'RE A FUCKING PIRATE-

Mito: I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.

Judge: For your crimes, we sentence you to 68 years in prison
Chan: Can- can you add one more year?

Mito: You know what this cereal is missing? Vodka
Pira: I agree

Ren: Sorry I'm late, I had a breakdown on my way here
Elyas: Oh no! Is your car okay?
Ren: Car?
Elyas:
Ren: