forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

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Zircon, to anbody: Hello there, and who might you be?
Granite: S T O P
Zircon: Can't I say hello?
Granite: Saying hello is your way of flirting.
Zircon: You're just jealous I don't say hello to you.

Claire with a gun: I SUPPORT THE SECOND AMENDMENT

Sophie: Matthew, no killing
Matthew: Got it

Blue Diamond: All you have to do is not insult your dead father at his funeral.
Zircon: Exactly! It’s impossible!

Elijah: (in a really low freaky voice) Bring on the fire. Bring on the hell. Set everything ablaze so that no trace remains. Bring on the fire…
Aaron: I feel like we’re summoning the devil!!!

Gaki: Germany's kind of a sadist, actually he's a dead super kind of sadist with a lot of hardcore books and DVD's you can't guess what I have seen living with him! There was this one video I saw that had dogs in it! He really likes tying people up too and I'm sure you know what means!
Ongi: … I hate you and your ass face.

Camille: I overheard my boss saying that he would kill me! That would suck!!

Ava: Oh. You’re sure I was incubated in your womb?
Marionette: For nine terrible months I will never get back, you monster.

Dawn: Remember, go gay or go home
Charlie: I thought it was-
Dawn: I know what I said

Colton: Pussy. I guess you always do what your big brother tells you to do.
Claire: (Opens carrier as Colton jumps out) Hey!
Colton: Later!
Elijah: Claire! Where's the damn rabbit?
Claire: But he-.
Elijah: What?! Claire, what are you, stupid? Obviously. Which way did he go? Now we'll never find out who Hunter is! I hope to God you're adopted.

Elijah: I'm not a satanist, that's for emos. I'm a sorcerer

Sybil: Remember, go gay or go home
Ozzie: I thought it was-
Sybil: I know what I said

Anthony: Nothing in life is free.
Azazel: Everything is free if you take it without permission.
Cyrus, entering the room: Adventure's free!

Cyrus: Remember, go gay or go home
Dally: I thought it was-
Cyrus: I know what I said

Ellis, to anybody: Hello there, and who might you be?
Poli: Stop.
Ellis: Can't I say hello?
Poli: Saying hello is your way of flirting.
Ellis: You're just jealous I don't say hello to you.

Samuel: Nothing in life is free.
Nich: Everything is free if you take it without permission.
Joan, entering the room: Adventure is free!

Lilia: Nothing in life is free.
Reko: Everything is free if you take it without permission.
Seno, entering the room: Adventure is free!

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Reko: Remember, go gay or go home
Lilia: I thought it was-
Reko: I know what I said!

Quill: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so…

Azazel: Here's some advice!
Quill: I didn't ask for any.
Azazel: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

Cyrus: I turned out perfectly fine!
Anthony: Hecate, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Cyrus: I didn't put the bread in! You didn't put the bread in!

Cyrus: You like me, right, Anthony?
Anthony: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

Quill: I don't think I've ever seen you sleep. Do you ever shut down or stop running?
Jack: Oh, I’m always running.
Jack: The question is, from what?

Anthony: Okay, that's about it. If you have any other questions or ideas, we have a suggestion box.
Quill: That's a trash can?
Anthony: Yep.

Quill: Hey, Jack? Can I get some love advice?
Jack: Just because I’m with Emmett doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Alice: Hey, Gabby. Wanna know something?
Gabriel: What is it?
Alice: I'm a powerful witch.
Gabriel: You're joking right? You don't even know the basics.

Gabriel: Okay, that's about it. If you have any other questions or ideas, we have a suggestion box.
Adeline: That's a trash can?
Gabriel: Yep.

Martha: Hey, John? Can I get some love advice?
John: Just because I’m with Rose doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Jack: (in a really low freaky voice) Bring on the fire. Bring on the hell. Set everything ablaze so that no trace remains. Bring on the fire…
Rose: I feel like we’re summoning the devil!!!
Alice, appearing out of nowhere: You called?

Alice: So how's Paris? Must suck to be you. Not living in London anymore. Leaving your beloved plant shop behind.
Adeline: Jokes on you, they moved me and my plant shop to Paris. Plus now I can get good Crêpes.

Eliot: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so…

Pietyr: Here's some advice!
Eliot: I didn't ask for any.
Pietyr: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

Nich: You like me, right Samuel?
Samuel: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.

Nich: Okay, that's about it. If you have any other questions or ideas, we have a suggestion box.
Nell: That's a trash can?
Nich: Yep.

Eliot: Hey, Kay? Can I get some love advice?
Kay: Just because I’m with Addie doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

Leaoni: Did you miss me?
Zatian: With every bullet so far.

Madam Margo: I guess I'm just jealous of you.
Marcello: What, why?
Madam Margo: Your spouse is just so much hotter than mine.
Marcello: Wait but-
Marcello: We're married.

Alune: Varian! you can't launch Miran out of a cannon!
Varian: But he wants to be launched out of a cannon.
Alune: You're not supposed to listen to his terrible ideas!
Miran: [in cannon] fiRE!
Alune: Don't fire! Leaoni, back me up here.
Leaoni: [finger hovering over launch button] what.

Marcello: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Madam Margo: Yes
Marcello: I love you
Madam Margo: It back
5 minutes later
Varian: why is my father crying face down on the floor?

Varian: Alright, but why are you helping me?
Raiden: Because my life is a mess and I compulsively take care of other people when I don’t know how to take care of myself.

Frost: And then I said, 'KNIFE to meet you' and I stabbed him.
Sana: You stabbed Varian!? Oh my god -
Varian: It's okay, Sana. I'm in a STABle condition.
Frost: [finger-guns]
Varian:[finger-guns]
Alune: Just let him bleed out.

Sana: [smiles while looking at Kallai]
Kallai, internally: Oh my god. Is she thinking about me? Oh my god, this is it - oh my god it's happening -
Sana, internally: dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dog dogs

Zatian: [tries to stab Varian and misses]
Varian: strike one
Zatian: that’s not how this works [tries again and misses]
Varian: strike two
Zatian : [under her breath] fuck

Therapist: How does that make you feel?
Frost: I'm not very good at describing my emotions.
Frost: Maybe you could hold up a bunch of meme pictures until I see one I would usually comment 'mood' under?

Sana, reading a newspaper: Some idiot tried fighting the squid at the aquarium today.
Takeo, storming past her covered in ink: Well maybe the squid was being a dick.

Sana, to Alune, who’s locked himself in his room/lab: Alune? We’re here for you okay? As long as it takes.
Leaoni: Twenty more minutes and I’m ripping this door off its hinges, Alune! Stuff your goddamn feelings in! We have shit to do-

Takeo: Are you decent?
Frost: Not morally, but I'm wearing pants if that's what you're asking.

Wren: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so…

Varian: Here's some advice!
Leaoni: I didn't ask for any.
Varian: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

Wren: I turned out perfectly fine!
Alune: Wren, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Wren: I didn't put the bread in! You didn't put the bread in!

Sana: I don't think I've ever seen you sleep. Do you ever shut down or stop running?
Alune: Oh, I’m always running.
Alune: The question is, from what?

Varian: Then he said, "Hello beautiful."
Leaoni: And?
Varian: I thought he was talking to me, but it turns out he was talking to his cat.
Varian: I have never been more jealous of a cat in my life.

vivienne coming out: the only straight I am is straight bitch

Nich: Did you miss me?
Mourton: With every bullet so far.

Fern: Alright, but why are you helping me?
Huxley: Because my life is a mess and I compulsively take care of other people when I don’t know how to take care of myself.

Mourton: Tries to stab Nich and misses
Nich: Strike one.
Mourton: That’s not how this works
Mourton: Tries again and misses
Nich: Strike two!
Mourton, under his breath: Fuck.

Therapist: How does that make you feel?
Jackson: I'm not very good at describing my emotions.
Jackson: Maybe you could hold up a bunch of meme pictures until I see one I would usually comment 'mood' under?

Alessandra, reading a newspaper: Some idiot tried fighting the squid at the aquarium today.
Percy, storming past her covered in ink: Well maybe the squid was being a dick.

Henry, to Victor, who’s locked himself in his lab: Victor? We’re here for you, okay? As long as it takes.
Geneva: Twenty more minutes and I’m ripping this door off its hinges, Victor! Stuff your goddamn feelings in! We have shit to do-

Samuel: Are you decent?
Nich: Not morally, but I'm wearing pants if that's what you're asking.

Imogen: I don't think I've ever seen you sleep. Do you ever shut down or stop running?
Eliot: Oh, I’m always running.
Eliot: The question is, from what?

Carter: Then he said, "Hello beautiful."
Trinity: And?
Carter: I thought he was talking to me, but it turns out he was talking to his cat.
Carter: I have never been more jealous of a cat in my life.

Azazel: Did you miss me?
Jack: With every bullet so far.

Tetra: Drinn! You can't launch Zee out of a cannon!
Drinn: But they want to be launched out of a cannon.
Tetra: You're not supposed to listen to their terrible ideas!
Zephyr, in the cannon: Fire!
Tetra: Don't fire! Poli, back me up here.
Poli, with his finger over the launch button: What?

Anthony, reading a newspaper: Some idiot tried fighting the squid at the aquarium today.
Cyrus, storming past him covered in ink: Well, maybe the squid was being a dick!

Tetra: Are you decent?
Ellis: Not morally, but I'm wearing pants if that's what you're asking.

Therapist: How does that make you feel?
Perry: I'm not very good at describing my emotions.
Perry: Maybe you could hold up a bunch of meme pictures until I see one I would usually comment 'mood' under?

Cyrus, to Anthony, who’s locked himself in his room: Anthony? We’re here for you, okay? As long as it takes.
Jack: Twenty more minutes and I’m ripping this door off its hinges, Kane! Stuff your goddamn feelings in! We have shit to do-

Poli: Then he said, "Hello beautiful."
Tetra: And?
Poli: I thought he was talking to me, but it turns out he was talking to his cat.
Poli: I have never been more jealous of a cat in my life.

Chan: You like me, right Ren?
Ren: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it

Lucas: Okay, that's about it. If you have any other questions or ideas, we have a suggestion box
Ren: That's a trash can?
Lucas: Yep

Chan: I turned out perfectly fine!
Ren: Chan, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Chan: I didn't put the bread in! You didn't put the bread in!

Ren: Himari! you can't launch Chan out of a cannon!
Himari: But he wants to be launched out of a cannon.
Ren: You're not supposed to listen to his terrible ideas!
Chan, in the cannon: fiRE!
Ren: Don't fire! Lucas, back me up here!
Lucas: [finger hovering over launch button] What

Zephyr: Alright, but why are you helping me?
Ren: Because my life is a mess and I compulsively take care of other people when I don’t know how to take care of myself.

Meg: [tries to stab Chan and misses]
Chan: strike one
Meg: that’s not how this works [tries again and misses]
Chan: strike two
Meg : [under her breath] fuck

Blue Diamond: Granite! You can't launch Zircon out of a cannon!
Granite: But he wants to be launched out of a cannon.
Blue Diamond: You're not supposed to listen to his terrible ideas!
Zircon, in the cannon: fiRE!
Blue Diamond: Don't fire! Opal, back me up here!
Opal: [finger hovering over launch button] What-

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Zircon: I turned out perfectly fine!
Granite: Zircon, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Zircon: I didn't put the bread in! You didn't put the bread in!

---

Zircon: Okay, that's about it. If you have any other questions or ideas, we have a suggestion box
Opal: That's a trash can?
Zircon: Yep

Sybil: Be the reason that you’re haunted. Go someplace forbidden. Read something in an ancient language. Straight up fuck a demon.
Ozzie: Please do none of those things.

Kels: Okay, that's about it. If you have any other questions or ideas, we have a suggestion box
Imogen: That's a trash can?
Kels: Yep.

Dima: I'm having a midlife crisis!
Trix: You're 17.

Ayla:..
Carrie:…
Ayla: For the last time, we are not going to challenge people to duel at our wedding just because we proposed to each other with swords-
Carrie: THEN WHAT'S THE POINT OF US GETTING MARRIED?!

Eliot: Do you think that Kay thinks in commonspeak or in Kreeli?
Tabitha: Bold of you to assume they think at all.

Addie: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.
Eliot:
Tabitha:
Kay:
Kels: I'm going to tell her.
Imogen: Don't you dare.

The Director: You're too late fools! You'll never stop me now.
Addie: That's where you're wrong, evil-doer! We will stop you using the powers of:
Imogen: Friendship!
Eliot: Harmony!
Kels: Incredible violence!
Kay: And love!

Martha: You were happy once, you know.
Geneva: I was never happy. I was just less pissed off.

Pietyr: I can't seem to do anything right now.
Tereza: Mmmhmm. I never thought I'd have to say this, but there is only space in this family for one disappointing sibling, and I have held that title for a very long time, so you are going to have to get it together.

Chan, in the middle of an incident he caused: Hehe I'm in danger

Lucas: I’m pan and confused
Lucas: Not about being pan. I just never know what the fuck is going on

Chan: Remember, go gay or go home
Elyas: I thought it was-
Chan: I know what I said

Chan: Then he said, "Hello beautiful."
Himari: And?
Chan: I thought he was talking to me, but it turns out he was talking to a stray cat
Chan: I have never been more jealous of a cat in my life

Lucas: Who needs ASMR when I can lay here in the dark listening to my cat furiously licking her own ass at what seems like an impossibly high volume
Lucas: Like, I love you, but it's so LOUD
Lucas: MUST YOU??

Ren: Every time I move, I crunch like popcorn
Chan, from another room: And every time we kiss I swear I could fly

Himari: Which is better, a dog WITH a backpack, or a dog IN a backpack
Lucas: Clearly a big dog with a backpack containing a smaller dog
Himari: True

Chan: "wOrK sMaRtEr nOt hArDeR" Hohoho- listen buster, at minimum wage I'm not doing either

Elyas: I would be so dangerous if I knew how anything worked

Dollie : "wOrK sMaRtEr nOt hArDeR" Hohoho- listen buster, at minimum wage I'm not doing either

Luca : Which is better, a dog WITH a backpack, or a dog IN a backpack
Dollie : Clearly a big dog with a backpack containing a smaller dog
Luca : True

Dollie : Who needs ASMR when I can lay here in the dark listening to my cat furiously licking her own ass at what seems like an impossibly high volume
Dollie : Like, I love you, but it's so LOUD
Dollie : MUST YOU??

Dollie : I hate you !!
Luca : Okay , but do you want some pizza or not ?
Dollie : Yessir . . .

Elijah" I'm telling the Boss
Hunter, on the phone: New phone, who dis
Elijah: Sophie's being a baby and not playing the kill Charlie game, can I kill her
Hunter: KILL CHARLIE!
Ellijah: I was going to but now I wanna-
Hunter: KILL CHARLIE AND SOPHIE, SHE KEEPS BREAKING MY STUFF

Dollie : I'm telling the Boss
Luca : New phone, who dis
Dollie : Tamaki's being a baby and not playing the kill Charlie game, can I kill him ?
Luca : KILL CHARLIE!
Dollie : I was going but now I want to-
Luca : KILL CHARLIE AND TAMAKI, HE KEEPS BREAKING MY STUFF

Luca : Shut up
Dollie :
Dollie : All I did was breathe
Luca : Yes
Luca : Now hush up , smartass

Cyrus: Every time I move, I crunch like popcorn.
Dally, from another room: And every time we kiss, I swear I could fly!

Perry: I would be so dangerous if I knew how anything worked.

Zephyr: I'm having a midlife crisis!
Tetra: You're 14.

Quill: Do you think that Azzi thinks in English or in Latin?
Jack: Bold of you to assume xe thinks at all.

Zephyr: I can't seem to do anything right now.
Drinn: Mhm. I never thought I'd have to say this, but there is only space in this family for one disappointing sibling, and I have held that title for a very long time, so you're going to have to get it together.

Tamaki : Every time I move , I crunch like popcorn .
Dollie , from another room : And every time we kiss , I swear I could fly !

Dollie : I'm having a midlife crisis!
Luca : You're 13 .

Lucas: What the fuck was that
Micheal: It was me, Micheal Kāne
Lucas: JESUS CHRIST! Is that fucking friend?
Micheal: No! I'm a sophomore
Lucas: Whatever, just no one feed that fucking them after midnight

Micheal: I'm having a midlife crisis!
Sophie: You're 15.

Sophie: Do you think that Felix thinks in English or in Alien?
Matthew: Bold of you to assume he thinks at all

Zatian: I see no reason why I can't be both the love interest and the antagonist.

Takeo, running into the room: Why is there a pregnancy test in the cupboard?!
Sana:
Sana: Takeo, that's a thermometer.

Leaoni: [visiting Varian in hospital after an accident]: Where’s the bar?
Varian: Hospitals don’t have bars.
Leaoni: And this is why people hate hospitals.

Alune: It's unhealthy to eat past 9 pm.
Leaoni: [eating cake at 3am] Well, good thing time is an illusion.

Frost: I would die for you.
Alune: Then perish.

Varian: Would you rather stab Zatian, or-
Leaoni: Frost.
Varian: I didn’t even say the other option.
Leaoni: I don’t need to hear it.
Frost: I'm feeling a little unsafe here.

Varian: So, you like cats.
Alune: Uh, yeah, I guess.
Varian, trying to impress him: [pushes Alune's drink off the table]

Frost: What if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit The Floor” are both about the same events but from different perspectives.
Kallai: I’m literally begging you to stop.

Zatian, putting on make-up: If men find out we can shapeshift ~
Zatian: They're going to tell the church!

Varian, to Raiden: Hello Uncle. That I have never met before and have no blood relation to.

Frost: Hey, are you asleep?
Takeo: Yes.
Frost: Oh, okay.
[two hours later]
Frost: Hey, wait a fucking second -

Madam Margo: Varian, who is that?
Alune: Yeah Varian, who am I?
Varian: This is Alune. He's my, uh… My room…friend
Alune: I'm your roomfriend?

Leaoni, trying to comfort Sana: Hey, come on, it's okay to fall apart sometimes. Taco's fall apart all the time and we still love them!

[phone ringing]
Varian: [picks up phone] Voss Residence, cute one speaking.

Takeo and Alune: [arguing loudly]
Frost: Stop fighting! The stress is bad for the baby!
Takeo: What baby?
Frost: Me! I'm the baby.

Alune: So what's our plan?
Varian: [flings himself into danger]
Alune, tired: So no plan? Great.

Tabitha: I see no reason why I can't be both the love interest and the antagonist.

Geneva, visiting Jackson in the hospital: Where’s the bar?
Jackson: Hospitals don’t have bars.
Geneva: And this is why people hate hospitals.

Darius: So what's our plan?
Oliver: Flings himself into danger
Darius: So no plan? Great.

Noelle: Coffee is disgusting, I only drink the finest leaves
Darrell: Tea is just pompous water, real adults drink coffee
Micheal, with gamer girl water: We live in a society

Ibis: I see no reason why I can't be both the love interest and the antagonist.

Elias, running into the room: Why is there a pregnancy test in the cupboard?!
Perry:
Perry: Eli, that's a thermometer.

Tetra: It's unhealthy to eat past 9 PM.
Ellis, eating cake at 3 AM: Good thing time is an illusion.

Anthony: Would you rather stab Cyrus, or-
Jack: Dally.
Anthony: I didn’t even say the other option.
Jack: I don’t need to hear it.
Dally: I'm feeling a little unsafe here.

Dally: So, you like cats.
Anthony: Uh, yeah, I guess.
Dally, trying to impress him: [Pushes Anthony's drink off the table]

Cyrus: Hey, are you asleep?
Anthony: Yes.
Cyrus: Oh, okay.
[Later]
Cyrus: Wait a fucking second-

[At Quinn's wedding]
Quinn: Dally, who is that?
Anthony: Yeah, Dame, who am I?
Dally: This is Anthony. He's my, uh… my room… friend.
Anthony: I'm your roomfriend??

[Phone ringing]
Cyrus, picking up the phone: Hecate and Co., cute one speaking.

Carter: So, you like cats.
Louis: Uh, yeah, I guess.
Carter, trying to impress him: Pushes Louis' drink off the table

At Claire's track meet
Claire: Victor, who is that?
Victor: This is Henry. He's my, uh… my room… friend.
Henry: I'm your roomfriend??

Phone ringing
Martha, picking up the phone: Weston-Gavel PI, cute one speaking.