I feel like we need to assign family roles in this chat
I want to be the niece that disappears for months at a time and comes back with questionable souvenirs from across the globe and nobody actually know who or where my parents are
(irl though I proudly hold the title of "gay cousin" in my conservative mormon family aha :D I plan on coming out to all of them this summer at my grandparent's 50th anniversary)
What would I be? (If you say friend I will personally block you :)
I feel like we need to assign family roles in this chat
I want to be the niece that disappears for months at a time and comes back with questionable souvenirs from across the globe and nobody actually know who or where my parents are
(irl though I proudly hold the title of "gay cousin" in my conservative mormon family aha :D I plan on coming out to all of them this summer at my grandparent's 50th anniversary)
Ok but I’m the gay struggling playwright actor/symphony musician who just can’t get his big break
um the cool sibling
what about me
I feel like I'd be the aunt who has so many connections and drops in to talk to people occasionally, with a drink in hand of course
What about me?
I’m the parental figure who is never there in person due to work but is still only a message away; who loves and supports everyone even then they do not support or love themselves, who is also struggling with self-love.
Yeah that checks hfjadua
I'm the friend who occasionally comes out of their basement, but will gladly have company in the basement with them
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I'm the grandma who bakes way too many sweets, knits cozy clothes for the family, and is honestly way too old for this shit.
I am my own evil alter ego? I guess? Idk what role I should take besides grumpy, feral, and tired hobo in your basement.
Oh, also my basement has 2 rooms, the room I have for company with lots of sofas and a kitchenette with a full fridge that's always full of snacks and drinks, with a little TV and a coffee table, and my personal room, which is mostly taken up by a big, comfy bed with lots of pillows and blankets, and it has a walk-in closet that I put all my fandom-related stuff in
Bec: hospitable grandma who does usual grandma stuff
Lee: yes parental figure that we all love
Reed: chaotic mom friend
Ash: Basement friend that will probably steal your socks
MJ: p l e a s e g e t t h i s c h i l d s u p e r v i s i o n
Oh, also my basement has 2 rooms, the room I have for company with lots of sofas and a kitchenette with a full fridge that's always full of snacks and drinks, with a little TV and a coffee table, and my personal room, which is mostly taken up by a big, comfy bed with lots of pillows and blankets, and it has a walk-in closet that I put all my fandom-related stuff in
adsl'fj;klj I'm moving into your room
I'll live in the ceiling
Bec: hospitable grandma who does usual grandma stuff
Lee: yes parental figure that we all love
Reed: chaotic mom friend
Ash: Basement friend that will probably steal your socks
MJ: p l e a s e g e t t h i s c h i l d s u p e r v i s i o n
what bout me
Bec: hospitable grandma who does usual grandma stuff
Lee: yes parental figure that we all love
Reed: chaotic mom friend
Ash: Basement friend that will probably steal your socks
MJ: p l e a s e g e t t h i s c h i l d s u p e r v i s i o n
Orion: cool s i b l i n g
i didn't see your post XD
I think i'm just gonna stop attending some classes, I'm too tired for this (this, being school)
I think i'm just gonna stop attending some classes, I'm too tired for this (this, being school)
mood.
I can just be everyone's evil older brother tbh.
Oh, also my basement has 2 rooms, the room I have for company with lots of sofas and a kitchenette with a full fridge that's always full of snacks and drinks, with a little TV and a coffee table, and my personal room, which is mostly taken up by a big, comfy bed with lots of pillows and blankets, and it has a walk-in closet that I put all my fandom-related stuff in
adsl'fj;klj I'm moving into your room
I'll live in the ceiling
I'll have a false wall in the kitchenette that leads to a little hidey-hole for you, it has access to a secret door in the back of the fridge and every cabinet
:O
I live with you now
I have a hidey hole and everything
I can just be everyone's evil older brother tbh.
I can just be everyone older or younger sister
I'll just be that weird ass aunt who's ready to help you hide a body without questions
I could be the depressed emo sibling who stays in their room and blasts MCR 24/7
I have no idea how I'm related to anyone, but boy I sure do exist when there are free food and gifts
The cool uncle no one really visits but will give you cash for every time a present is expected
Who, when asked, will listen for hours when you want to rant about a fandom, and will be happy to let you play DnD at their house and make the treats to bribe the DM
I'm just,,, I will be the cool sibling that visits all the time and murders your enemies for you and bakes you cookies and shows you how to contour your face to look more masculine or feminine respectively, depending on gender feels.
i'll be the, like, great-aunt who lives abroad (since i seem to be the only continental european in this chat lol) and barely ever checks in with the family. all the other authority figures secretly hate me for my lack of discipline. i give the kids candy and junk food behind their parents' backs and let them stay up past their bedtime playing mario kart when i babysit. the energy of that one vine where the dude is rooting through a pile of clothes and then turns around and sees the newborn baby on the floor and goes "oh fuck. there it is"
I call dibs on the weird uncle who is from Texas and now acts stereotypically southern for no reason.
I'm the flamboyant uncle who owns a mansion that you all love to visit but no one actually knows how I'm related to you people.