forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"Nougat does not turn children into polywogs!"

"You invented corkscrews."
"What? No I didn't."
"Well not personally.

“Yes, GiVe Me YoUr DiSeAsEs!”

Dude you can't die you still owe me a crapton of money

person 1:"if ur clean when u get out the shower how the towel get dirty?"
person 2:"cum bitch"

today on things that require a spoiler^

Our ice cream machine looks more high tech that you

how do i do a spoiler

Didn't someone already show you in another chat??

i didnt see if they did

That sounds like a you problem then, if someone showed you and you didn't pay attention.

i- people spam n im not reading them all can u just tell me

You asked in another chat for someone to show you how to spoiler tag and then didn't read the replies bc they were "spam"??

no one told me i just checked

"if you want a shoutout, tommy, be useful"

also kavin, please just pay attention jfc

someone showed me

“Oh wait isn’t this where’s he has to sacrifice his son but it turns out it wasn’t just God playing an epic YouTube prank on him? You guys remember that in the Bible?”

“I’m listening!”
“No you’re not.”
“You’re not my ears.”

"Very enter. Much gaged."
"Shut the fuck UP about GarfieldEats-"

"Meeting my old kindergarten teacher in an alley is not what I was expecting to do this weekend-"

Uh…am I Catholic… or Protestant..? God, I don't know…!

Actually I'm sick of english, I want be African again

thou shalt slay thee with thy flower

If the D.N.A test proves you're my sister, I'll stop sleeping with you
Were you cheating in a hotel instead of cleaning a train station

"Good cats eat rocks."

Suck my balls, you dumb potato eater
I will smite you with the power of 1 million north korea
Would you like me to make your gums bleed

“Go monkey people! Die! Die! Die!”

“Stop talking about fish bladders!”

“We need another sin.”

"Good smoothie"
"Wait, you took some??"
"Yeah, you have plenty."
"And you have plenty of organs but I don't see you donating those."

"If you ain't got no ass take your broke money home!"

You're like a big giant little wienie
Someone better be dead and or leaving their money for me

"What's up?"
"I want to foster a service monkey."

"It looks like if a sock monkey and an Otamatone had a child!"

"What should we get Papa for his birthday?"
"Well, he likes safety, and he's religious, so… air bags with Jesus on them."