@Pickles group
Oh wise one, I offer you the snowman that I broke off an earring to try to make another earring. how do I make someone fall in love with me?
Give,,, give them a little kissy on the nose.
You said it would be terrible advice but-
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“Pay” me in weird things and I will give you my terrible advice!
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@cup_o_ramen
I offer you all of my toenail clippings for advice on how to tell my gf how much she means to me, and that I would nvr leave her
T-POSE but romantic
How do I do that romanticly? With a rose in my mouth and each hand?
@furetakunai ac_unit
I offer you all of my toenail clippings for advice on how to tell my gf how much she means to me, and that I would nvr leave her
T-POSE but romantic
How do I do that romanticly? With a rose in my mouth and each hand?
Nah, you gotta have a rose in your mouth, and a poster the extends your whole wingspan that says "I love you this much"
@cup_o_ramen
I offer you all of my toenail clippings for advice on how to tell my gf how much she means to me, and that I would nvr leave her
T-POSE but romantic
How do I do that romanticly? With a rose in my mouth and each hand?
Nah, you gotta have a rose in your mouth, and a poster the extends your whole wingspan that says "I love you this much"
I love her more than that though, I'd need hundred-thousand-foot poles to hold each end of the banner.
@cup_o_ramen
Oh great Lame One I offer you all of the snake skulls I have strung across my closet shelf if only for guidance on how to get rid of my depression.
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Oh great Lame One I offer you all of the snake skulls I have strung across my closet shelf if only for guidance on how to get rid of my depression.
Gonna be real with you here. Getting rid of depression? Unlikely. Learning to manage it better? Now there’s a good goal. Try DBT or CBT skills, or possibly Occupational Therapy with someone who specializes in emotions and depression. Also, go ahead and talk your feelings out to someone, it is good to vent sometimes.
@cup_o_ramen
Oh great Lame One I offer you all of the snake skulls I have strung across my closet shelf if only for guidance on how to get rid of my depression.
Gonna be real with you here. Getting rid of depression? Unlikely. Learning to manage it better? Now there’s a good goal. Try DBT or CBT skills, or possibly Occupational Therapy with someone who specializes in emotions and depression. Also, go ahead and talk your feelings out to someone, it is good to vent sometimes.
And got no one to vent to, oops
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I honestly don’t have a whole lot of advice for this one. I also struggle to manage my depression but everyone is different and I honestly don’t really know how to help with this and I’m scared I’ll fuck it up.
@furetakunai ac_unit
There happens to be a venting chat on this site.
Deleted user
Oh great Lame One I offer you all of the snake skulls I have strung across my closet shelf if only for guidance on how to get rid of my depression.
Gonna be real with you here. Getting rid of depression? Unlikely. Learning to manage it better? Now there’s a good goal. Try DBT or CBT skills, or possibly Occupational Therapy with someone who specializes in emotions and depression. Also, go ahead and talk your feelings out to someone, it is good to vent sometimes.
And got no one to vent to, oops
You can vent to me, if you’re comfortable with sharing?
@cup_o_ramen
Oh great Lame One I offer you all of the snake skulls I have strung across my closet shelf if only for guidance on how to get rid of my depression.
Gonna be real with you here. Getting rid of depression? Unlikely. Learning to manage it better? Now there’s a good goal. Try DBT or CBT skills, or possibly Occupational Therapy with someone who specializes in emotions and depression. Also, go ahead and talk your feelings out to someone, it is good to vent sometimes.
And got no one to vent to, oops
You can vent to me, if you’re comfortable with sharing?
Maybe not on here? cuz ion know if peeps will say anything about this stuff.
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Oh great Lame One I offer you all of the snake skulls I have strung across my closet shelf if only for guidance on how to get rid of my depression.
Gonna be real with you here. Getting rid of depression? Unlikely. Learning to manage it better? Now there’s a good goal. Try DBT or CBT skills, or possibly Occupational Therapy with someone who specializes in emotions and depression. Also, go ahead and talk your feelings out to someone, it is good to vent sometimes.
And got no one to vent to, oops
You can vent to me, if you’re comfortable with sharing?
Maybe not on here? cuz ion know if peeps will say anything about this stuff.
I could DM you?
@cup_o_ramen
Okay?
@Exis
(this reminds me of internet support group by dan howell but with less (hopefully) drinking)
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@Alastor_Radio_Demon group
Oh great Seesaw Man, I offer you my Triangle of Death in exchange for your Hexagon of Famine
Deleted user
Oh great Seesaw Man, I offer you my Triangle of Death in exchange for your Hexagon of Famine
No.
@larcenistarsonist group
Dear Seesaw, I am writing to you today to offer you a pink squid stuffed animal, a slug, and the hair off my sister's hairbrush in exchange for the answer to one simple question. How does one decide on a show to watch?
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Dear Seesaw, I am writing to you today to offer you a pink squid stuffed animal, a slug, and the hair off my sister's hairbrush in exchange for the answer to one simple question. How does one decide on a show to watch?
Watch Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts.
@Alastor_Radio_Demon group
Oh great Seesaw Man, I offer you my Triangle of Death in exchange for your Hexagon of Famine
No.
Why don't you like triangles?
Deleted user
Oh great Seesaw Man, I offer you my Triangle of Death in exchange for your Hexagon of Famine
No.
Why don't you like triangles?
Because I don’t.
@IonizationEnergy
Oh great seesaw of greatness and seesaws I offer you a rusty knife I found on the ground that probably? wasn't used to kill somebody in exchange for the knowledge of whether I'm a cool finger guns bisexual or an awkward thumbs up bisexual.
@Alastor_Radio_Demon group
Oh great Seesaw Man, I offer you my Triangle of Death in exchange for your Hexagon of Famine
No.
Why don't you like triangles?
Because I don’t.
What about my Pentagon of Conquest for your Hexagon of Famine?
Deleted user
Oh great seesaw of greatness and seesaws I offer you a rusty knife I found on the ground that probably? wasn't used to kill somebody in exchange for the knowledge of whether I'm a cool finger guns bisexual or an awkward thumbs up bisexual.
Do you like cats or dogs?
Deleted user
Oh great Seesaw Man, I offer you my Triangle of Death in exchange for your Hexagon of Famine
No.
Why don't you like triangles?
Because I don’t.
What about my Pentagon of Conquest for your Hexagon of Famine?
I don’t even know what you’re talking about.
@IonizationEnergy
Oh great seesaw of greatness and seesaws I offer you a rusty knife I found on the ground that probably? wasn't used to kill somebody in exchange for the knowledge of whether I'm a cool finger guns bisexual or an awkward thumbs up bisexual.
Do you like cats or dogs?
…Yes
Deleted user
Oh great seesaw of greatness and seesaws I offer you a rusty knife I found on the ground that probably? wasn't used to kill somebody in exchange for the knowledge of whether I'm a cool finger guns bisexual or an awkward thumbs up bisexual.
Do you like cats or dogs?
…Yes
You’re cool then. The question was mostly irrelevant but you’re cool. A bit of a disaster but cool.
@Alastor_Radio_Demon group
Oh great Seesaw Man, I offer you my Triangle of Death in exchange for your Hexagon of Famine
No.
Why don't you like triangles?
Because I don’t.
What about my Pentagon of Conquest for your Hexagon of Famine?
I don’t even know what you’re talking about.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse? Conquest, Famine, War, and Death? You have heard of them, right?
Deleted user
Oh great Seesaw Man, I offer you my Triangle of Death in exchange for your Hexagon of Famine
No.
Why don't you like triangles?
Because I don’t.
What about my Pentagon of Conquest for your Hexagon of Famine?
I don’t even know what you’re talking about.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse? Conquest, Famine, War, and Death? You have heard of them, right?
Yeah, but the shapes make no sense.
@Alastor_Radio_Demon group
Oh great Seesaw Man, I offer you my Triangle of Death in exchange for your Hexagon of Famine
No.
Why don't you like triangles?
Because I don’t.
What about my Pentagon of Conquest for your Hexagon of Famine?
I don’t even know what you’re talking about.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse? Conquest, Famine, War, and Death? You have heard of them, right?
Yeah, but the shapes make no sense.
I thought that was the point. I trade you something weird and you give me something back.
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Advice, I give you advice.