“i think i realize what is happening here” dug says

“so you thought i died” i leave the portal
“well what happened is that i predicted that i would step on a mine exactly 0000.6 seconds before actually stepping on it. i quickly swpped myself to an alternate dimension and none of your noticed. i can do that trick thousands fo times because there was a many versions of myself using my serbin magic. also let me jus”
i step on another mine and explode into a million pieces

“Were stuck in a time loop” i said

“we have to break the loop”

“thought i died huh”
“well what happened is that i predicted that i would step on a mine exactly 0000.6 seconds before actually stepping on it. i quickly swpped myself to an alternate dimension and none of your noticed. i can do that trick thousands fo times because there was a many versions of myself using my serbin magic. also let me jus”
i step on another mine and explode into a million pieces

“no we dont we need to let nature take its coirse”

i leave the portal “thot i dided”
“well what happened is that i predicted that i would step on a mine exactly 0000.6 seconds before actually stepping on it. i quickly swpped myself to an alternate dimension and none of your noticed. i can do that trick thousands fo times because there was a many versions of myself using my serbin magic. also let me jus”
i step on another mine and explode into a million pieces

“i dont think this will lead to the good ending but whatefer your right.” dug says pulling out a chair and sitting in it.

“thooought i died mate” i leave
“well what happened is that i predicted that i would step on a mine exactly 0000.6 seconds before actually stepping on it. i quickly swpped myself to an alternate dimension and none of your noticed. i can do that trick thousands fo times because there was a many versions of myself using my serbin magic. also let me jus”
i step on another mine and explode into a million pieces

“actually u know what we need to stop this before he turns british. if you mess with time and space too often you turn into a british person, thats the punoshment” i use my brain to think of a plan “quick dug use your buff arms to knock him away from the mine when he next appearas”

“its chewsday innit”
“well what happened is that i predicted that i would step on a mine exactly 0000.6 seconds before actually stepping on it. i quickly swpped myself to an alternate dimension and none of your noticed. i can do that trick thousands fo times because there was a many versions of myself using my serbin magic. also let me jus”
i step on another mine and explode into a million pieces

“does this mean all britsh were serbains at one point” dug asks then uses his powerful arms to oush the serbian away from the mine when he leaves the porral

“wot”
“well what happened is that i predicted that i would step on a mine exactly 0000.6 seconds before actually stepping on it. i quickly swpped myself to an alternate dimension and none of your noticed. i can do that trick thousands fo times because there was a many versions of myself using my serbin magic. also let me jus”
i fling 300 miles away over the mountains as dug catapults me away

“that was close. now lefs go meet up with him.” fug says

“yes lets go” i fly to the air using albajian powers and go over the mountains

dug charges through the mountaind and breaks all of them open just by existing near them. pieces of the montain fly to europeto boost the war effort.

“now where is that silly sebian man”

“i dont know, i sure hope i didnt break his entire body when i pushed him” dug said, genuinely without a single drop of sarcasm (real)

i step out a portal “so you guys finally came here. looks like i have to break the news”

‘oh god has he finally betrayed us this is so surprising i totally did not expect this’ i think and take up my sniper rifle

“its my birthday”

“oh well congratulations is it a boy or girl” dug asks

“ITS A BOY“

and then the ground underneath them explodes but i the magic sebian man use my silly powers to ojt a shild around us a split second before untimley deaths as i saw im an alternare universe
“you thought you could kill us huh”

“oh who da hell” i load my gun

“ots me lee harvey oswald. i am the europeon assasin sent here to end this once snd for all” lee harvey oswald says

“i thought you were in the america or something what are you doing here”

“a,erica exploded but a necromancer in eorupee revived me to do thier biddimg.” he explaimee

i pull out a revolver and shoot lee harvery oslwwrd in the head

lee harvey oswlad dies (again) “oof”

“if nes a zombie i dont think thats the last time well see him” dug thinks out loid