forum Put inside jokes here. And then give context because everyone wants to know where it came from.
Started by @CW-BornConfuzzledLeftILoveYa
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@zillakami-said-acab

returns plays in the background after every sentence

This was something I did with a friend on Story Wars. We are both obsessed with NF, and we like the song Returns. So yeah. :)

@Fangirl616 group

My friend: Does something that I find difficult or impossible to do.

Me: "Are you human?"

Later:

My friend: Claims she does something else.

Me; "You are god."

So now my friend is god.

@RainClouds_Itachi_

"i thought that llama was a goose"
"that's a deer"
-in archery there was a really busted up deer target and i didn't know what it was, but my brother did.
we say it every time we go to archery now. we also just randomly say it sometimes.

@V01DtheFae group

Friend: explaining the plot to JoJo's Bizarre Adventures "That's the pot"
Me: "Pot?"
so my friend was explaining the plot and so he was talking about how it was basically a drug cartel he meant to say that's the plot but instead he said pot and i just yell it on the bus (he hates it but he still laughs)

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"Go for the neck"

We were reading these stories and social studies class and in one of them, this person got beheaded so they rose from the dead and ripped off the beheader's head as revenge. When we were asked what lessons we learned, one of my friends said "Go for the neck"

@Yet_another_Dekulover_is_gayofc

AHHHHH!!!!!
AHHHHHH!!!!
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING!?!?!?
YOU STARTED SCREAMING AND IT SCARED ME SO I SCREAMED!!!!
WE SHOULD STOP SCREAMING!!!!
YES, WE SHOU- ahem. Yes, we should.

So basically this is a scene from one of my very first roleplays between two of my friend's characters, lmao.

@Yamatsu

"VULKAN LIVES!" STOMP STOMP

It's a Warhammer 40k thing, specifically the fan thing "If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device." Vulkan is technically immortal, but frequently ends up dying and coming back and his Space Marine chapter always says "Vulkan Lives" and stomps twice whenever he comes back.

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Happines.

This is recent, but a friend of mine misspelled Happiness, and it was funny

@larcenistarsonist group

ESTUFA!
So my Spanish teacher told us to yell "ESTUFA!" at anyone to see if we'd get in trouble. Now my friends randomly call people estufas…

any Spanish question "Uhhh…. YES!"
So the dork in my Spanish class was asked a random question on the first day. He panicked and said "uhhh… YES!" and so whenever our Spanish teacher asks a question we don't know, we always respond with YES!

"I muffined down a hill and flew away on a pogo stick."
So my best friend 1 asked for another word for rolled in her english class. Best friend 2 responded with, without a second's hesitation, "muffin." Later in social studies, best friend 2 told me and best friend 3 about this and we died laughing. I said, through wheezing and tears, "I MUFFINED DOWN A HILL AND FLEW AWAY ON A POGO STICK!" And let's just say that my social studies teacher thought we were insane.

"I am immortal. Bow before me pheasants."
So me and my friends were joking around in our gc. We decided that I was either going to kill myself doing something stupid, or live forever. So I texted them saying "I am immortal." and then sent another text saying "Bow before me pheasants." I meant to say peasants, but they just went with it and sent bird noises over text for the next eight hours.

"Bold of you to assume I'm dead."
We were talking about death yet again, and I said "If I die, make sure my grave says "Bold of you to assume I'm dead."" And they didn't even question it.

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Kiss my ass, Wesley.

Basically my siblings and I shouting this at each other because we’re Star Trek nerds who think we’re funny.

@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group

"Hoka hey, it's a good day to die!"

We had to read a short story for school (can't remember what it was) but there was one part where a character yells "Hoka hey! It's a good day to die!" and we all started wheezing at it. Now we do it as a sort of call-and-response thing. One person just goes "hoka hey!" and everyone else yells "it's a good day to die!"