forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

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Jesse: Ugh, it's snowing.
Delphinia: Ooo, I've never been outside in the snow before!
Jesse: I hate it. It's awful. It's like Hex, but warmer.

Delphinia: I’ve never had a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
Jesse: What?
Delphinia: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

Jesse: Why would you give a knife to Hex?!
Delphinia: He felt unsafe.
Jesse: Well now I feel unsafe!
Delphinia: Do you need a knife too?

Delphinia, an only child: Would you hit your sibling for a million dollars?
Sybella, who kidnapped her sister's child: I would round house kick her for a potato.

Gracelyn: Why are you on the floor?
Jesse: I'm depressed. Also, I was stabbed, can you get Hex?

Jesse: Huh, you were actually telling the truth.
Hex: I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised.

Gracelyn: I wish you would just admit that you made a mistake.
Jesse, stirring his coffee: I actually prefer it with salt.

Jesse: I hate you!
Gracelyn: Oh yeah? Well, I hate you too!
Jesse, tearing up: You do?

Gracelyn: You can’t just set all your problems on fire.
Hex: You’d be surprised about how many things are flammable.

Jesse: How are you feeling?
Gracelyn: I've had a bad headache lately that comes and goes.
Hex: *walks into the room*
Gracelyn: It's back again.

Kels: Ugh, it's snowing.
Addie: Ooh, I've never been outside in the snow before!
Kels: I hate it. It's awful. It's like Tabitha, but warmer.

Quill: Why are you on the floor?
Anthony: I'm depressed. Also, I was stabbed, can you get Jack?

Hex: Why are you posing? I don't have a camera.
Jesse: Google Earth is always watching.

Sybella: For the record, I am not a member of the Illuminati. I am their leader.

Jesse: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swingset?
Gracelyn: I didn't dare you to lick the swingset. I said "Jesse, don't lick the swingset" and you said "don't tell me what to do," then licked the swingset.

Sybella: Better watch your back, kids! Because I will.

Delphinia: Happy Valentine's Day!
Hex: Love is chemicals. Everyone will die. Eat chocolate.

Sybella: Aw, man, what am I going to do with my life? *gasps* Wait, I've got it! Ruin Davina's!

Delphinia: Ah! Help! I'm being attacked by a monster!
Hex, reading a newspaper: Well maybe someone shouldn't have been poking around in the monster nest. What did we learn?

Gracelyn: I lost my brother last week.
Jesse: Quit telling everyone I'm dead!
Gracelyn: Sometimes I still hear his voice.

Gracelyn: You're insane!
Hex: Sure I am, what's your point?

Oleander: For the record, I am not a member of the Court of Darkness. I am their leader.

Martha: Happy Valentine's Day!
Geneva: Love is chemicals. Everyone will die. Eat chocolate.

Douglas: Ah! Help! I'm being attacked by a wasp!
Oscar, reading a book: Well maybe someone shouldn't have been poking around in the wasp nest. What did we learn?

Jesse: WHY DID YOU SHOOT SYBELLA?!
Hex: The vibes, man.

Davina: All your clothes are black. Whose funeral is it?
Sybella: I haven't decided yet, but it's starting to look like yours.

Delphinia: I'm not that dramatic.
Jesse: When I asked you why you were wearing a diamond tiara, you quoted the entirety of Shakespeare's "all the world's a stage" monologue and then broke down crying.

Gracelyn: Aw man, this coffee-flavored ice cream tastes nothing like coffee.
Delphinia: Oh, I hate it when that happens. Like, the strawberry shower gel tasted nothing like strawberries.
Gracelyn: Come again?

Jesse: So you said your childhood was satisfactory?
Delphinia: Oh, no, you misheard. I said it was a sadness factory.

Delphinia: Why sleep when you can yeet?
Jesse: For the sake of every living thing, go to bed.

Delphinia: I'm Delphinia and you're watching Disney Channel!
Hex: Does anyone know why Del's waving her cheese stick around like a wand?

Jarrod: WHY DID YOU SHOOT AUSTIN?!
Felix: The vibes, man.

Felix: All your clothes are black. Whose funeral is it?
Aystin: I haven't decided yet, but it's starting to look like yours.

Felix: I'm not that dramatic.
Jarrod: When I asked you why you were wearing a diamond tiara, you quoted the entirety of Shakespeare's "all the world's a stage" monologue and then broke down crying.

Jarrod: Aw man, this coffee-flavored ice cream tastes nothing like coffee.
Felix: Oh, I hate it when that happens. Like, the strawberry shower gel tasted nothing like strawberries.
Jarrod: Come again?

Austin: So you said your childhood was satisfactory?
Mel: Oh, no, I said it was a sadness factory.

Austin: Why sleep when you can yeet?
Mel: For the sake of every living thing, go to bed.

Austin: I'm Austin and you're watching Disney Channel!
Felix: Does anyone know why Austin's waving his cheese stick around like a wand?

Jackson: All your clothes are black. Whose funeral is it?
Geneva: I haven't decided yet, but it's starting to look like yours.

Jackson: I'm not that dramatic.
Geneva: When I asked you why you were wearing a cape, you quoted the entirety of Shakespeare's "all the world's a stage" monologue and then dabbed.

Lucas: I'm not that dramatic.
Sophie: When I asked you why you were wearing a cape, you quoted the entirety of Shakespeare's "all the world's a stage" monologue and then dabbed.

Elijah: I've met many pricks in my life but you're a cactus

Jax: I love suffering with a nice soundtrack

Charlie: I take super hot showers because I like practicing burning in hell

Micheal: If I die… p-please… CLEAR MY INTERNET HISTORY!

Micheal: Morning…
Stephe: It's already evening, how much sleep do you need

Charlie: Wow I have a lot of people to disappoint

Micheal: Existing is exhausting

Charlie: I just want to drop out of school and become a tree

Sophie: Well Dad died for our country
Stephe…Sophie, that's not how that went
Sophie: My therapist says I can believe whatever I want, it helps with the screaming

Perry: I'm not that dramatic.
Elias: When I asked you why you were wearing a cape, you quoted the entirety of Shakespeare's "all the world's a stage" monologue and then dabbed.

Anthony: [Drops coffee]
Anthony:
Anthony: I’m so sick of being alive.

Oscar: I'm not that dramatic.
Beatrice: When I asked you why you were wearing a cape, you quoted the entirety of Shakespeare's "all the world's a stage" monologue and then threw yourself onto the piano.

Talia: I take super hot showers because I like practicing burning in hell.

Huxley: Wow I have a lot of people to disappoint

Beck: Existing is exhausting.
Beck: I just want to drop out of school and become a tree.

Jaime: I'm not that dramatic.
Adeline: When I asked you why you were wearing a cape, you quoted the entirety of Shakespeare's "all the world's a stage" monologue and then threw yourself onto the piano.

Adeline: This is so frustrating!! I hate everyone.
Jaime, tearing up: Everyone?
Adeline: *sighs* Everyone…but you.

Evie: Happy Valentine's Day!
Adeline: Love is chemicals. Everyone will die. Eat chocolate.

Jaime: Ah! Help! I'm being attacked by a monster!
Adeline, reading a newspaper: Well maybe someone shouldn't have been poking around in the monster nest. What did we learn?

Douglas: All your clothes are black. Whose funeral is it?
Spirit: I haven't decided yet, but it's starting to look like yours.

Jaime: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
Evie: Do you mean cards?
Jaime, pulling out a knife: I do not.

Adeline, at Jaime's funeral: We'll miss everything about Jaime. Except his pranks, they were the worst.
Jaime, in the coffin: *sweats nervously*

Harper: Happy Valentine's Day!
Beck: Love is chemicals. Everyone will die. Eat chocolate.

Pietyr: All your clothes are black. Whose funeral is it?
Tabitha: I haven't decided yet, but it's starting to look like yours.

Kels: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
Pietyr: Do you mean cards?
Kels, pulling out a knife: I do not.

Imogen, at Kay's funeral: We'll miss everything about Kay. Except for their pranks, those were the worst.
Kay, in the coffin: Sweats nervously

Anthony, at Jimmy's funeral: We'll miss everything about Jimmy. Except for his pranks, those were the worst.
Jimmy, in the coffin: Sweats nervously

Anthony: You look tired
Angel: And you look like a burnt piece of toast 24/7 but do I say anything?

Jack, at Cyrus’ funeral: We'll miss everything about Cyrus. Except for her pranks. Those were the worst.
Cyrus, in the coffin: [Sweats nervously]

Cyrus: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
Quill: Don’t you mean cards?
Cyrus, pulling out a knife: I do not.

Anthony: This boy has me fucked up.
Cyrus: A boy? What boy???
Anthony: William Shakespeare.
Cyrus: I should've known.

Quill: Why are there so many days??? I feel like we just had a whole day yesterday. The days don't stop

Quill: The only thing I'm good at is breathing.
Perry:
Perry: Don't you have asthma?

Anthony: I just want someone to take me out.
Cyrus: Like…on a date, or with a sniper?
Anthony: Surprise me.

Quill: This is the worst day of my life!
Perry: Relatable.
Dally: Some of you have not experienced the day Zayn left One Direction and it shows.

Anthony: I hope you two have an explanation for this.
Jack: Actually, we have three.
Cyrus: Pick your favorite.

Cyrus: Bitch
Karma: Blocked
Cyrus: Wait no unblock me I need to tell you something
Karma: Unblocked
Cyrus: BITCH

Jack: If Dally jumped off a bridge, wou-
Cyrus: Probably

Cyrus: I hope no one lowkey hates me. Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Go big or go home

Mugger: [pulls out a knife] Give me all your money!
Varian: Well this night took a sharp turn.
later
Leaoni: The paramedic said she’d never seen this many stabs on one person before.

Sana: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Kallai, nodding: That’s why I carry two swords.

Leaoni: whO THE FUCK-
Kallai: Language!
Leaoni: WHOMST THE FUCK-

Frost: You're really campaigning for idiot of the year, aren't you?
Varian: As defending champion, are you nervous?

Sana: Do any of you have any healthy stress outlets?
Alune: Screaming.
Zatian: Murder.
Leaoni: Alcohol.
Frost: Manipulation.
Sana: Okay, so we have screaming.

Leaoni: Um, whatcha got there?
Sana, standing beside a monster she befriended: A smoothie.

Alune: What’s your blood type?
Varian: How would I know?
Alune: How would you not?!
Varian: Who do you think I am?? Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups???!
Alune: You don’t know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them??!

Frost: Now that I'm in charge nobody dares to make fun of me.
Leaoni: To your face.

Sana, peeking under the bed: Alune? Are you ready to come out and interact with other people?
Alune: [demonic screeching]
Sana: Understandable.

Varian: You know what, Alune, you're so unapproachable!
Alune: And yet here you are.

Leaoni: How could you treat Varian like this? He would throw himself in front of a sword for you!
Frost: He would throw himself in front of a sword just for fun!

Sana: You're better than this. Be the bigger person.
Alune: No, I'm 5'6" and bitter.

Varian: If I die my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever, and you're all invited!
Leaoni: If?
Alune: Great. One of the only parties I've ever been invited to and he might not even die.

Sana: He's bleeding internally.
Frost: That's good right? That's where the blood is supposed to be!

Varian: I lost Miran!
Alune: What? How?
Varian: Give me a break. He's like 2 inches tall.

Varian: I am not out of control! I'm a law-abiding citizen!
Kallai: Really? Name one law.
Varian: [pause] Don't kill people?
Kallai: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

Miran: Can we go out to eat ice cream?
Leaoni: What did Alune say?
Miran: He said no.
Leaoni: Then why are you asking me?
Alune: Because he's not the boss of you.
Leaoni, internally: this is a trap this is a trap this is a trap-

Zatian: I will make you sorry you were ever born!
Frost: Well, for your information, I'm already sorry I was ever born!

Alune: [Drops coffee]
Alune:
Alune: I’m so sick of being alive.

Kallai, at Varian's funeral: We'll miss everything about Varian. Except for his pranks, those were the worst.
Varian, in the coffin: Sweats nervously

Frost: The only thing I'm good at is breathing.
Kallai:
Kallai: Don't you have asthma?

Leaoni: Why are there so many days??? I feel like we just had a whole day yesterday. The days don't stop.

Varian: Oh my god, Smash Mouth was right. The years start coming and they don't stop coming.

Leaoni: This is the worst day of my life!
Alune: Relatable.
Varian: Some of you have not experienced the day Zayn left One Direction and it shows.

Alune: If Leaoni jumped off a bridge, wou-
Varian: Probably.

Adeline: Let's blame Jaime!
Oscar: Yes!
Evie: Alright, everybody, on three. One, two, three…
Adeline, Oscar, & Evie: Jaime's fault!

Jaime: So here's the tea.
Adeline: For the last time, it's called a police report.
Jaime: Do you want the tea or not?

Jaime: What are you doing?
Douglas: I'm confronting the person who ruined my life.
Jaime: You're yelling at a mirror.
Douglas: Exactly.

Adeline: Not every problem can be solved with a sword!
Jaime: I know. That’s why I carry two swords.

Adeline: You're really campaigning for idiot of the year, aren't you?
Jaime: As defending champion, are you nervous?

Evie: He's bleeding internally.
Adeline: That's good, right? That's where the blood is supposed to be!

Anthony: Not every problem can be solved with a sword, Azzi.
Azazel, nodding: I know. That’s why I carry two swords.

Della: This boy has me fucked up.
Beck: A boy? What boy?
Della: William Shakespeare.
Beck: I should've known.

Ozzie: The only thing I'm good at is breathing.
Sybil:
Sybil: Don't you have asthma?

Tabitha: I hope no one lowkey hates me. Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Go big or go home

Mugger, pulling out a knife: Give me all your money!
Jackson: Well, this night took a sharp turn-

Cordelia: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Gabriel, nodding: That’s why I carry two swords.

Fern: How can you treat Huxley like this? He would throw himself in front of a sword for you!
Carl: He would throw himself in front of a sword just for fun!

Nich: I lost Therese!
Nell: What? How?
Nich: Give me a break, she's like 2 inches tall.

Joan: I'm not a thief, I'm a law-abiding citizen.
Samuel: Really? Name one law.
Joan: Don't kill people.
Samuel: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

Ansel: Can we go out to eat ice cream?
Jon: What did Oliver say?
Ansel: He said no.
Jon: Then why are you asking me?
Ansel: Because he's not the boss of you.
Jon, internally: This is a trap this is a trap this is a trap-

Beck: Drops coffee
Beck:
Beck: I’m so sick of being alive.

Delphinia: I wish cars could talk.
Jesse: Man, do I have a movie for you.

Delphinia: I will cast a spell to make you have a good day!
Hex: BURN THE WITCH!

Hex: I do not fear the dark side.
Sybella: You should. WHACK

Delphinia: You stole something from me when we met yesterday.
Hex: Sorry, I'll return your wallet.
Delphinia: You stole my hear- WAIT WHAT

Delphinia: Dirt. Mmm.
Jesse: The D in dirt stands for "do not eat this please."
Delphinia: But the IRT stands for "it's really tasty."

Jesse: You've heard of alphabet soup, now get ready for Times New Ramen!
Hex: *pulls out a knife*

Azazel: Dirt. Mmm.
Quill: The D in dirt stands for "do not eat this please."
Azazel: But the IRT stands for "it's really tasty."

The Sandman: Drops coffee
The Sandman:
The Sandman: I’m so sick of being alive.

Anthony: You stole something from me yesterday.
Dally: Sorry, I'll give your wallet back.
Anthony: You stole my hear-
Anthony: Wait, what?

Cyrus: You've heard of alphabet soup, now get ready for Times New Ramen!
Jack: Pulls out a knife

Azazel: I'm not a thief, I'm a law-abiding citizen!
Quill: Really? Name one law.
Azazel: Don't kill people.
Quill: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

Robin: Dirt. Mmm.
Oberon: The D in dirt stands for "do not eat this please."
Robin: But the IRT stands for "it's really tasty."

Jackson: You've heard of alphabet soup, now get ready for Times New Ramen!
Geneva: Pulls out a knife

Mugger: pulls out a knife Give me all your money!
Brook: Well this night took a sharp turn.
later
Chopper: I've never seen this many stab wounds on one person before. And I live on a ship with Zoro.

Sanji: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Zoro, nodding: That’s why I carry three swords.

Brook: whO THE FUCK-
Nami: Language!
Brook: WHOMST THE FUCK-

Sanji: You're really campaigning for idiot of the year, aren't you?
Zoro: As defending champion, are you nervous?

Chopper: Do any of you have any healthy stress outlets?
Luffy: Screaming.
Robin: Murder.
Zoro: Alcohol.
Nami: Manipulation.
Chopper: Okay, so we have screaming.

Nami: Um, whatcha got there?
Luffy, standing beside a monster he wants to join the crew: A smoothie.

Jax, peeking under the bed: Captain? Are you ready to come out and interact with other people?
Law: demonic screeching
Jax: Understandable.

Sanji: You know what, Zoro, you're so unapproachable!
Zoro: And yet here you are.

Chopper: You're bleeding internally.
Luffy: That's good right? That's where the blood is supposed to be!

Zoro: I lost Chopper.
Nami: What? How?
Zoro: Give me a break. He's like 2 inches tall.

Chopper: Can we go out to get cotton candy?
Zoro: What did Nami say?
Chopper: She said no.
Zoro: Then why are you asking me?
Chopper: Because she's not the boss of you.
Zoro, internally: this is a trap this is a trap this is a trap-

Perona: I will make you sorry you were ever born!
Usopp: Well, for your information, I'm already sorry I was ever born!

Law: Drops coffee
Law:
Law: I’m so sick of being alive.

Nami, at Usopp's funeral: We'll miss everything about Usopp. Except for his pranks, those were the worst.
Usopp, in the coffin: Sweats nervously

Law: Why are there so many days??? I feel like we just had a whole day yesterday. The days don't stop.

Jax: If Luffy jumped off a bridge, wou-
Law: Probably.

Luffy: Dirt. Mmm.
Robin: The D in dirt stands for "do not eat this please."
Luffy: But the IRT stands for "it's really tasty."

Brook: You've heard of alphabet soup, now get ready for Times New Ramen!
Sanji: Pulls out a knife

Imogen: You know, not every problem can be solved with a staff.
Kels, nodding: That’s why I carry three staffs.

Kay: You know what, Tabitha? You're so unapproachable.
Tabitha: And yet here you are.

Jaime: I'm not a thief, I'm a law-abiding citizen!
Oscar: Really? Name one law.
Jaime: Don't kill people.
Oscar: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

Jaime: Um, whatcha got there?
Douglas, standing in front of the queen of demons: A smoothie.

Spirit: I will make you sorry you were ever born!
Jaime: Well for your information, I'm already sorry I was ever born!

Adeline: Ugh, Jaime, you're so unapproachable.
Jaime: And yet here you are.

Jaime, holding hands with Adeline: This is my sword girlfriend. She's like a regular girlfriend, but with a sword.
Douglas, shoving Spirit forward: Sword Girlfriend's got nothing on Knife Wife!

Maeng: [closes the fridge door and hears stuff fall in it]
Maeng: Well…sounds like a problem for the next person.

Basil: Who are you talking to?
Minwoo: I'm on the phone with Pizza Hut.
Basil: Who the hell is Pizza Hut and why are you talking to her? Is she pretty?

Haeil: I am going to fight you. Even though you are very tall, and could probably step on me. I HAVE NO FEAR!
Jaesung: [stands up]
Haeil: I have some fear…

Maestro: [sees a cat and immediately runs towards it to pet it]
Damian, watching: I want one.
PJ: A cat?
Damian: A Maestro.

Astra: Look! There's a message in my alphabet soup! It says, "OOOOOOOOOOO"!!
Chae:
Chae: Those are Cheerios.

Ezra: What's a fish with no eyes called?
Myung: It's called an amblyopsidae.
Ezra:
Ezra: Fsh.

Andor: What's a fish with no eyes called?
Ara: It's called an amblyopsidae.
Andor:
Andor: Fsh.

Holly: [closes the fridge door and hears stuff fall in it]
Holly: Well…sounds like a problem for the next person.

Keyla: You know what, Milo? You're so unapproachable.
Milo: And yet here you are.

Ara: Drops coffee
Ara:
Ara: I’m so sick of being alive.

Gerard: You're bleeding internally.
Crispin: That's good right? That's where the blood is supposed to be!

Gerard: You know, not every problem can be solved with a knife.
Crispin nodding: That’s why I carry three knives.

Dallas: The only thing I'm good at is breathing.
Ara:
Ara: Don't you have asthma?

Brian: All your clothes are black. Whose funeral is it?
Holly: I haven't decided yet, but it's starting to look like yours.

Crispin: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
Kit: Do you mean cards?
Crispin, pulling out a knife: I do not.

Ara: Aw man, this coffee-flavored ice cream tastes nothing like coffee.
Andor: Oh, I hate it when that happens. Like, the strawberry shower gel tasted nothing like strawberries.
Ara: Come again?

Gerard: You can’t just set all your problems on fire.
Crispin: You’d be surprised about how many things are flammable.

Andor: I wish you would just admit that you made a mistake.
Ara, stirring his coffee: I actually prefer it with salt.

Keyla: Huh, you were actually telling the truth.
Milo: I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised.

Jackson: What's a fish with no eyes called?
Victor: It's called an amblyopsidae.
Jackson:
Jackson: Fsh.

Geneva: Closes the fridge door and hears stuff fall in it
Geneva: Well, that sounds like a problem for the next person.

Addie: Eliot's bleeding internally.
Kay: That's good, right? That's where the blood is supposed to be!

Oberon: Damn it, this coffee-flavored ice cream tastes nothing like coffee.
Robin: Oh, I hate it when that happens. Like, the strawberry shower gel tasted nothing like strawberries.
Oberon: Come again?

Imogen: Huh, you were actually telling the truth.
Pietyr: I do that quite a lot, yet you people are always surprised.