Here, some fluffy sheps.

I LOVE THE GHOST

s p o o k y ~

Squeaking is fine, I've dealt with screaming rabbits, so that can't be much worse.

I want a kitten, but the last one we had turned out to be Satan's cat

:0 impossible.

i want a cat, preferably a calico, but i can't bc everyone in my family except me, my step-dad, and my grandpa, are allergic! sad day!

he HATES me

I'm sure he doesn't hate you. He's just trying to remind you that we are just his slaves and that cats are superior.
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I treat my cats like royalty.
(Also the second sentence was a joke.)

I'll be walking down the hall and he'll just swat me for no fucking reason!

CATS
GIRLS
BAMBI LESBIANS
BAMBI LESBIAN GIRLS ADOPTING C A T S

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ohh, he's probably trying to play with you. One of my cats did that a lot too.

But when I play with him, he attacks me for real!

Girls, boys, enbies, cats.
One of these doesn't belong.
It's the cats.
They're the only ones who love me. :')

CATS
GIRLS
BAMBI LESBIANS
BAMBI LESBIAN GIRLS ADOPTING C A T S

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Girls, boys, enbies, cats.
One of these doesn't belong.
It's the cats.
They're the only ones who love me. :')

oh big fecking m o o d

Me: vibes over here in the straight corner

Both women and men are so wonderful, and you know what’s the best part, for me at least?
You don’t need both eyes to appreciate all of them!

I'll hurt anyone who hurts my girlfriend, on god

I'll hurt anyone who hurts my girlfriend, on god

i'll KILL anyone who hurts the ones i love, on god

I wouldn't give them that mercy

My fiancé will strangle any boy who so much as looks at me. 🙄

Jealous much?

Overprotective. You get used to it though.

I'm kinda the same way, but not to that extreme

The way I look at it is that he's very eager to protect me from getting hurt. Like, when I'm depressed, all I have to do is ask him to come over, and he'll show up at the door with tasty food, a box of tissues, and some candy, and then we'll snuggle on the couch and he'll just hold me and stroke my hair and love me. Although he never stays the night, he's always there first thing in the morning and last thing in the evening. Well, my depression hasn't been that bad as to require all-day attention in quite a few months, but you get the idea.

I wanna hug a pretty girl alreadyyyyy

I hate this pandemic

SAME

If you can't find anyone to snuggle, giant teddy bears are a good option. I know, because I have one in my bed. His name is Jasper. And he's great.

Jasper is the name of my mortal enemy >:V

My sister named him. It's because my brother also has a giant teddy bear, named Casper.