Kiiro: I was a little concerned with something Kage drew today
Kiiro: (shuffling through paper) Let me see, Here it is
Shows a picture of stick figure Kotone stabbing someone
Kotone: (gasp) Kage!
Asumi: Fuck nihilism, All my homies realize the absurdity of life and give its own meaning
Kage: Fuck idealism, All my homies believe that if you ignore the bad things in life, You won't be able to tackle them
Hikari: So as I saying about Minato, I drew this
Pulls out a picture of her and Minato
Hikari: How'd you feel about it. Hang on the fridge material. Do you ship us, Kage
Kage: Uhhhh….
Nana Sensei: Now we don't use words like slow, or possessed or antichrist
Eri's Mom: I lost my nephew, can I make an announcement
Staff: Sure
Eri's Mom: Goodbye, you little shit
Mikoto, Kage, & Unzari: We're all a disgrace
Kosuke: Stop saying I look like Sangwoo, he's dumb and he's a coward
Kosuke: and I am not a coward
Kage: My plan B is to die before something happens
Asumi: I come from a long line of quasi-gay vessel
Kosuke: I'm bi, get ready to die
Kage: I'm queer, get out of here
Eri's mom to Asumi: If you weren't cursed, we'd have a better house and your uncle wouldn't abandoned you
Ai: Sees class 1-0
Ai: God, you are eight of the ugliest fucking kids I had the misfortune of laying my eyes on, I can't wait for this bitch to sacrifice you
Sumac: My "Plan B" is to die before anything happens.
Emma: I'm going to kidnap a cottage core lesbian to be my girlfriend and fall off the grid with her
Ginny: I'm going to kidnap a cottage core lesbian to be my girlfriend and fall off the grid with her
Cyrus: I'm going to kidnap a cottagecore lesbian to be my girlfriend and fall off the grid with her
Jack: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Jack: But what if I just cut off your left leg? Would that make you stronger?
Jack: Would it?
Emmett: I'm not your average skateboarder. I don't "dress like a stoner." I don't "know how to skateboard." I don't "disrespect authority." I've never "been on a skateboard"
Dally: Cool glasses!
Anthony: Thanks. I need them to see.
Jack: Do you know how many bones the human body has? It's 206.
Jack: We start with 369 when we're, babies but they fuse.
Jack: Wouldn't you want to go back? Have as many bones as a baby? What if I told you I could help you
Quill: Hi yeah what the actual, literal, genuine FUCK does that mean?
Jack, to Cyrus: You think you want me to shut up? I have to listen to myself even when I'm not talking
The Sandman: Another day has gone by and honestly it's pissing me off. The sun comes up one more time I will lose it
The Sandman, later: Guess what happened today. Fucking guess
Cyrus: You're damn right I abuse drugs. I see a drug, I punch the hell out of it. Get lost, drugs.
Cyrus: In Russian they don't say "I love you," they say "есть плоть капиталистов," which means "we are one and the same," and I think that's beautiful.
Jack:
Jack: That means "eat the flesh of capitalists"
Dally: Wow it smells like updogdoyouneedahug in here
Anthony: What?
Dally, tearing up: Nothing
Jack: I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask too many personal questions.
Jack: Like "Whose blood is this?" and "Where did you get it?"
Minwoo: Chansung is asking where babies come from.
Sebastian: He's too little. Tell hi, about the stork.
Minwoo: Your mom slept with a stork.
Seokju: You're on thin ice.
Basil: I'm on the floor.
Seokju: It's an expression.
Basil: It's a carpet.
Matthew: What's your blood type?
Adrian: I'm not picky, I'll drink any kind.
Matthew: What?
Adrian: What?
Hyungwon: Jaesung just texted me "LMAO" from the other room.
Kimin: I hear no laughing nor ass hitting the floor in the other room.
Hyungwon: I'm soulmates with a liar.
Fen: If a door says push, pull it. It's not a direction, it is a challenge.
Byungho, hoping for a normal day: Good morning.
JJ: I'm gonna try to become left-handed.
Jungwoo: Can I sit here?
Taeok: …That's my lap.
Jungwoo: I'll take that as a yes.
Charli: You never say anything romantic to me.
Kimmie, who just called her the Rootinest Tootinest Cowboy the West has ever seen: Are you kidding me?!
Beck: I'm not your average skateboarder. I don't "dress like a stoner." I don't "know how to skateboard." I don't "disrespect authority." I've never "been on a skateboard"
Kels: In Veren they don't say "I love you," they say "есть плоть капиталистов," which means "we are one and the same," and I think that's beautiful.
Eliot:
Eliot: That means "eat the flesh of capitalists"
Austin: Win this for me
Mel: FOR BROOOOTHER
Jarrod: Win this because I told you to
Felix: BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOOOOO
Felix meeting Jarrod for the first time: Looking for a good time?
Jarrod: …Aren't you in highschool
Felix: Jarrod, I say this with love, but you're kind of a control freak.
Jarrod: What the hell does that sound like without love.
Jarrod: [filming a movie] Ok, I need you to give me sad. Think of dying
Austin: [Starts smiling]
Jarrod: Austin do we need to have a talk
Jarrod: You do seven things a day that I ask you not to do.
Felix: You catch seven.
Mel: Austin, you're bleeding!
Austin: Oh, that explains it.
Mel: Explains what?
Austin: The stabbing pain in my side.
Felix: There’s a fucking furry at the mall???
Felix, later: What the hell is an ‘Easter Bunny’
Mel: My talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting sad over things I saw coming
Jarrod: Again, we don't use words like slow, or possessed or antichrist
Jarrod: I lost my son, can I make an announcement
Staff: Sure
Jarrod: I'm leaving you little shit
Austin: My plan B is to die before something happens
Felix, about to start a turf war: I'm bi, get ready to die
Jarrod, about to help him: I'm queer, get out of here
Mel: I'm going to kidnap a cottagecore lesbian to be my girlfriend and fall off the grid with her
Felix: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Felix: But what if I just cut off your left leg? Would that make you stronger?
Felix: Would it asshole?
Felix: I'm not your average skateboarder. I don't "dress like a stoner." I don't "know how to skateboard." I don't "disrespect authority." I've never "been on a skateboard"
Em: Cool glasses!
Austin: Thanks. I need them to see.
Felix: Do you know how many bones the human body has? It's 206.
Felix: We start with 369 when we're, babies but they fuse.
Felix: Wouldn't you want to go back? Have as many bones as a baby? What if I told you I could help you
Austin: Hi yeah what the actual, literal, genuine FUCK does that mean?
Felix to Jarrod: You think you want me to shut up? I have to listen to myself even when I'm not talking
Austin: Another day has gone by and honestly it's pissing me off. The sun comes up one more time I will lose it
Austin, later: Guess what happened today. Fucking guess
Em: You're damn right I abuse drugs. I see a drug, I punch the hell out of it. Get lost, drugs.
Felix: In Russian they don't say "I love you," they say "есть плоть капиталистов," which means "we are one and the same," and I think that's beautiful.
Jarrod:
Jarrod: That means "eat the flesh of capitalists"
(Felix: Yes, and?)
Austin: Wow it smells like updogdoyouneedahug in here
Jarrod: What?
Austin, tearing up: Nothing
Felix: I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask too many personal questions.
Felix: Like "Whose blood is this?" and "Where did you get it?"
Felix: Em is asking where babies come from.
Jarrod: She's too little. Tell her about the stork.
Felix: Your mom slept with a stork.
Jarrod: You're on thin ice.
Felix: I'm on the floor.
Jarrod: It's an expression.
Felix: It's a carpet.
Jarrod: What's your blood type?
Felix: I'm not picky, I'll drink any kind.
Jarrod: What?
Felix: What?
Felix: If a door says push, pull it. It's not a direction, it is a challenge.
Jarrod, hoping for a normal day: Good morning.
Felix: I'm gonna try to become left-handed.
Felix: Can I sit here?
Jarrod: …That's my lap.
Felix: I'll take that as a yes.
Jarrod: You never say anything nice to me.
Felix, who just called him the Rootinest Tootinest Cowboy the West has ever seen: Are you kidding me?!
Jax, filming a movie: Ok, I need you to give me sad. Think of dying
Law: Starts smiling
Jax: Captain, do we need to have a talk?
Law: You do seven things a day that I ask you not to do.
Luffy: You catch seven.
Chopper: Zoro, you're bleeding!
Zoro: Oh, that explains it.
Chopper: Explains what?
Zoro: The stabbing pain in my side.
Dadan: I lost my kids, can I make an announcement?
Staff: Sure!
Dadan: I'm leaving, you little shits.
Estella: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Estella: But what if I just cut off your left leg? Would that make you stronger?
Estella: Would it, asshole?
Helmeppo: Cool glasses!
Coby: Thanks. I need them to see.
Franky: Do you know how many bones the human body has? It's 206.
Franky: We start with 369 when we're, babies but they fuse.
Franky: Wouldn't you want to go back? Have as many bones as a baby? What if I told you I could help you?
Law: Hi, yeah. What the actual, literal, genuine FUCK does that mean?
Azami, to Law: You think you want me to shut up? I have to listen to myself even when I'm not talking
Law: Another day has gone by and honestly it's pissing me off. The sun comes up one more time I will lose it.
Law, later: Guess what happened today. Fucking guess.
Franky: You're damn right I abuse drugs. I see a drug, I punch the hell out of it. Get lost, drugs.
Peregrine: I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask too many personal questions.
Peregrine: Like "Whose blood is this?" and "Where did you get it?"
Shanks: Peregrine is asking where babies come from.
Mihawk: She's too little. Tell her about the stork.
Shanks: Your mom slept with a stork.
Law: You're on thin ice.
Luffy: I'm on the floor.
Law: It's an expression.
Luffy: It's wood.
Luffy: If a door says push, pull it. It's not a direction, it is a challenge.
Law, hoping for a normal day: Good morning.
Luffy: I'm gonna try to become left-handed.
Luffy: Can I sit here?
Law: …That's my lap.
Luffy: I'll take that as a yes.
Peregrine: You never say anything nice to me.
Estella, who just called her the Rootinest Tootinest Cowboy the West has ever seen: Are you kidding me?!
Varian: So apparently the ‘bad vibes’ I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress.’
Leaoni: (concerned best friend noises)
Alune: Mood.
Frost: THE STOVE IS ON FIRE WHAT DO WE DO?
Varian: OH MY GOD, GET AN ADULT!
Frost: WE'RE ADULTS?!?!
Varian: WHERE'S KALLAI?!
Zatian: Which of you is in charge?
Leaoni: Usually just whoever screams the loudest.
Alune: Have you heard from Frost?
Sana: I'm sure everything is fine. We left him with Varian.
Alune: Those two sentences don't go together.
Frost: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Leaoni: We're playing Monopoly?
Sana: Tell me something I don't know.
Frost: The word 'nun' is just the letter 'n' doing cartwheels.
Sana: Frost, what-
Leaoni: We need a distraction, one of you needs to go out there and scream and jump wildly.
Frost: (inhales) My time has come.
Varian: (bursts into the room and slams the door shut, clearly panicked)
Alune: What's happened? What did you do?
Varian: NOBODY DIED!!
Alune: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?
Varian: I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room.
Varian: And notice I charitably said 'girl' and not 'person'.
Varian: Because let's face it, I’d smoke all you bitches.
Leaoni: Do you take constructive criticism?
Frost: Not without crying.
Varian: When I get murdered make sure it's unsolved.
Sana: What?
Varian: I want to be on BuzzFeed Unsolved.
Sana: Let's go back to the 'when I get murdered' part.
Kallai: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Leaoni: Okay, in my defence, Frost bet me that I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Kallai: That's not what I-
Kallai: You drank shampoo?
Alune: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Varian, taking the coffee pot as he walks by: What if you don't.
Zatian: I was going to donate blood today, but they always ask too many personal questions.
Zatian: Like "Whose blood is this?" and "Where did you get it?"
Frost: Another day has gone by and honestly, it's pissing me off. The sun comes up one more time I will lose it.
Frost, later: Guess what happened today. Fucking guess.
Leaoni: If a door says push, pull it. It's not a direction, it is a challenge.
Luffy: THE STOVE IS ON FIRE WHAT DO WE DO?
Azami: OH MY GOD, GET AN ADULT!
Luffy: WE'RE ADULTS?!?!
Azami: WHERE'S NAMI?!
Law: Which of you is in charge?
Nami: Usually just whoever screams the loudest.
Law: Have you heard from Jax?
Shachi: I'm sure everything is fine. We left her with the Straw Hats.
Law: Those two sentences don't go together.
Nami: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Azami: We're playing Monopoly?
Sanji: Tell me something I don't know.
Azami: The word 'nun' is just the letter 'n' doing cartwheels.
Sanji: Azami, what-
Law: We need a distraction, one of you needs to go out there and scream and jump wildly.
Luffy: inhales My time has come.
Luffy: bursts into the room and slams the door shut, clearly panicked
Nami: What's happened? What did you do?
Luffy: NOBODY DIED!!
Nami: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?
Nami: I dare you to kiss the prettiest guy in the room.
Nami: And notice I charitably said 'guy' and not 'person'.
Nami: Because let's face it, I’d smoke all you bitches.
Nami: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Luffy: Okay, in my defense, Franky bet me that I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Nami: That's not what I-
Nami: You drank shampoo?
Law: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Jax, taking the coffee pot as she walks by: What if you didn't?
Lord Arnol: You do seven things a day that I ask you not to do.
Percy: No, you catch seven.
Alessandra: Percy, you're bleeding!
Percy: Oh, that explains it.
Alessandra: Explains what?
Percy: The stabbing pain in my side.
Kels: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Kels: But what if I just cut off your left leg? Would that make you stronger?
Kels: Would it, asshole?
Kay, to Tabitha: You think you want me to shut up? I have to listen to myself even when I'm not talking
Kay: Another day has gone by and honestly it's pissing me off. If the sun comes up one more time I will lose it.
Kay, later: Guess what happened today. Fucking guess.
Tabitha: I was going to donate blood today, but they asked too many personal questions.
Tabitha: Like "Whose blood is this?" and "Where did you get it?"
Carter: Jack is asking where babies come from.
Trinity: He's too little. Tell him about the stork.
Carter: Your mom slept with a stork, kid.
Trinity: Carter, no-
Oberon, hoping for a normal day: Good morning.
Robin: I'm gonna try to become left-handed.
Padma: You never say anything nice to me.
Barry, who just called her the Rootinest Tootinest Cowboy the West has ever seen: Are you kidding me?!
Pietyr: Which of you is in charge?
Kay: Usually just whoever screams the loudest.
Eliot: Have you heard from Addie?
Kels: I'm sure everything is fine. We left her with Kay.
Eliot: Those two sentences don't go together.
The Director: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Imogen: We're playing racquetball?
Kels: We need a distraction, one of you needs to go out there and scream and jump wildly.
Kay, cracking their knuckles: My time has come.
Kels: Bursts into the room and slams the door shut, clearly panicked
Imogen: What's happened? What did you do?
Kels: NOBODY DIED!!
Imogen: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?
Gracelyn: Which of you is in charge?
Jesse: Usually just whoever screams the loudest.
Gracelyn: Have you heard from Delphinia?
Jesse: I'm sure everything is fine. We left her with Hex.
Gracelyn: Those two sentences don't go together.
Hex: I'm going to Taco Bell. You guys want anything?
Jesse: I want my normal life back.
Hex: Tough luck, I've got twelve dollars.
Jesse: I was arrested for being too cool ;)
Hex: And the charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.
Jesse: I'm going to play a song for you. It's called My Life So Far. *takes deep breath* AAAAHHHHH
Delphinia: Did it hurt when you fell?
Hex: From Heaven? Nah.
Delphinia: No, when you fell down the stairs and just kinda laid there for five minutes.
Gracelyn: We all saw that.
Sybella: Can I see you in my office?
Gracelyn, putting on a camo jacket: You can try.
Quill: So apparently the ‘bad vibes’ I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress.’
Dally: THE STOVE IS ON FIRE WHAT DO WE DO???
Cyrus: OH MY GOD, GET AN ADULT!
Dally: WE ARE ADULTS?!?!
Cyrus: WHERE'S ANTHONY?!
The Sandman: Can I see you in my office?
Azazel, putting on a camo jacket: You can try.
Anthony: Have you heard from Quill?
Cyrus: I'm sure everything is fine. We left her with Jack.
Anthony: Those two sentences don't go together.
Karma: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Quill: We're playing racquetball?
Dally: THE STOVE IS ON FIRE WHAT DO WE DO???
Cyrus: OH MY GOD, GET AN ADULT!
Dally: WE ARE ADULTS?!?!
Cyrus: WHERE'S ANTHONY?!
(OH GOD WHY AM I THE ADULT IN THIS SITUATION????)
Jackson: So apparently the ‘bad vibes’ I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress.’
The Director: Can I see you in my office?
Kels, putting on a camo jacket: You can try.
Kage: I'll stomp one of yall bitches out
Emiko: How you going stomp a bitch out with some yeezys, you need to put on some timbs
Hanaki: How he your man and he watching pokemon with me
Hikari: I guess you can call me woke, I haven't slept in days
Why flirt when there's life alert
You need to stop doing this
Asumi: Howdy partner the sun sets early
Kage: So does my will to live
Kage to Asumi: You surprisingly suck less than everyone else
Asumi:… Thanks
Unzari trying to cheer Kage: Let's both get nice bodies and break as many hot guy's hearts we can
Hikari during the Kami Game: I'm glad I came to school S C R A P P E D
Collin: Save me, internet
Asumi: Who knew Collin was a gamer
Kage: Let me get this straight, How is the supposed embodiment of charity also a gamer who spends his time online
Collin playing cooking mama
Asumi: Meet Kage, He cries when he wanks
Unzari: I see, he's a man of culture
Kage: Dawg, This is the fucking collector edition
Nono: Whatever collect your shit and dip
Ran: You thought you were dipping and dodging on those payments
Eri: Bitch yes
Kosuke: I stopped someone from getting kidnapped
Unzari: How?
Kosuke: Self-control
Unzari: ._.
Karma: I stopped someone from getting kidnapped today.
Emmett: Really? How?
Karma: Self-control.
Emmett:
Quill: I guess you can call me woke, I haven't slept in days
Talia: So apparently the ‘bad vibes’ I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress.’
Ansel: THE STOVE IS ON FIRE WHAT DO WE DO???
Jon: OH MY GOD, GET AN ADULT!
Ansel: YOU'RE AN ADULT!?
Jon: WHERE'S OLIVER?!
Julianna: Can I see you in the throne room?
Therese, putting on a camo jacket: You can try.
Joan: Have you heard from Samuel?
Nell: I'm sure everything is fine. We left him with Therese and Nich.
Joan: Those two sentences don't go together.
Victor: I guess you can call me woke, I haven't slept in days
Hex: I stopped someone from getting kidnapped today.
Delphinia: Really? How?
Hex: Self-control.
Jesse: I guess you can call me woke, I haven't slept in days
Sybella: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Gracelyn: We're playing racquetball?
Gracelyn: We need a distraction, one of you needs to go out there and scream and jump wildly.
Delphinia, cracking her knuckles: My time has come.
Jesse: *bursts into the room and slams the door shut, clearly panicked*
Gracelyn: What's happened? What did you do?
Jesse: NOBODY DIED!!
Gracelyn: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?
Kate: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Morgan: We're playing softball.
Kage: Your life can't fall apart if you never had it together
Hanaki: What's wrong with the world
Kage: What's right with it
Collin: I like to make grown-up choices
picking a prize at the fair
Collin: Marshmallow or Snake plushie? …… This is too hard
Asumi after realizing Kosuke was Kage's ex: not only is that a violation of health, that's a violation of human decency
Ran To Kosuke: You're ugly, You're disgusting, I'm going to kill you, give me 200 dollars
Hikari after Kage joins Asumi in dismantling the Kami Game: That's not very cash money of you
Kage: Death is just one little word but, when you hear it, it turns your whole life upside down.
Minato: Woah, that's deep
Kage: I did die once for eight seconds
Kage: Asumi belongs to me [pause] by that I mean I'm his protector, not like he's my property or anything
Jesse: Yall, we're being the white college kids in a horror movie right now.
Gracelyn: Yeah, but none of them have ever had a knife!
Jesse: Why do you have a knife?!
Delphinia: Because she's better at hand-to-hand combat so I take the crossbow.
Delphinia: I'll do anything for you!
Jesse: Then perish.
Jesse: Why is there blood on you?
Hex: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Jesse: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?!
Hex: No, I aggressively poked them with a knife.
Gracelyn: You can't fight an entire room of people, you have to pick your battles.
Hex: Well I'm full of rage and I pick them all!
Jesse: Let's blame Hex!
Gracelyn: Yes!
Delphinia: Alright, on the count of three. One, two, three…
Jesse, Gracelyn, & Delphinia: Hex's fault!
Gracelyn: What are you doing?
Jesse: I'm confronting the person who ruined my life.
Gracelyn: You're yelling at a mirror.
Jesse: Your point?
Joseph: Which of you is in charge?
Jarrod: Usually just whoever screams the loudest.
Jarrod: Have you heard from Em?
Austin: I'm sure everything is fine. We left her with Kay.
Jarrod: Those two sentences don't go together.
Felix: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Jarrod: We're playing Monopoly.
Jarrod: We need a distraction, one of you needs to go out there and just blow shit up or something
Felix, cracking their knuckles: My time has come.
Felix: Bursts into the room and slams the door shut, clearly panicked
Jarrod: What's happened? What did you do?
Felix: NOBODY DIED!!
Jarrod: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?
(He set the kitchen on fire again)
Felix: I was arrested for being too cool ;)
Jarrod: And the charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.
Austin: I'm going to play a song for you. It's called My Life So Far. [takes deep breath] AAAAHHHHH
Em: Did it hurt when you fell?
Felix: From Heaven? Nah.
Austin: No, when you fell down the stairs and just kinda laid there for five minutes.
Jarrod: We all saw that.
Jarrod: Can I see you in my study?
Felix, putting on a camo jacket: You can try.
Austin: So apparently the ‘bad vibes’ I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress.’
Felix: THE STOVE IS ON FIRE WHAT DO WE DO???
Em: OH MY GOD, GET AN ADULT!
Felix: I'M AN ADULT?!?!
Em: WHERE'S JARROD?!
Felix: ANYBODY BUT HIM PLEASE!
Felix: Hows he your man when hes watching pokemon with me
Austin: I guess you can call me woke, I haven't slept in days
Felix: Why flirt when there's life alert
Jarrod: You need to stop doing this
Mel: Yeah, the night ends early in the summer. As usual.
Austin: So does my will to live
(Mel: WHy do you do this to me)
Austin after knowing Mel for like a day: You surprisingly suck less than everyone else
Mel: …Thanks
Felix trying to cheer up Jarrod: Let's both break as many hot guy's hearts we can
Austin: Save me, internet
Jarrod: Meet Felix, He cries when he wanks. Please don't ask how I know.
Austin picking up a bat: There's only room for one depressed bitch in this family and that's me now.
Austin: I stopped someone from getting murdered
Mel: How?
Austin: Self-control
Mel:
Mel: Your life can't fall apart if you never had it together
(Austin: (I'm so proud of you)
Jarrod: What's wrong with the world
Felix: What's right with it
Felix to Austin: You're ugly, You're disgusting, I'm going to kill you, give me 200 dollars
Austin: Death is just one little word but, when you hear it, it turns your whole life upside down.
Mel: Do you need to talk?
Felix: I did die once for eight seconds
Jarrod: Yeah, I was pissed at you
Felix: For dying?
Jarrod: For living
Jarrod:
Jarrod: YES FOR DYING YOU ASSHOLE
Austin: Em belongs to me [pause] by that I mean I'm her protector, not like she's my property or anything
Quill: So apparently the ‘bad vibes’ I’ve been feeling are actually ‘severe psychological distress.’
YOU CaN'T juST CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS
Rolan: why are you naked?
Yuzu: Uh
Yuzu: I'm out of clothes?
Rolan: opens closet You have pants, shirts, hello drew, three extra gaudy belts…
Drew: Which of you is in charge?
Archie: Usually just whoever screams the loudest.
Rolan: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Katana: We're playing softball.
Yuzu: I was arrested for being too cool ;)
Drew: And the charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.
Yuzu: Did it hurt when you fell?
Rolan: From Heaven? Nah.
Yuzu: No, when you fell down the stairs and just kinda laid there for five minutes.
Archie: We all saw that.
Gabriel: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Georgie: We're playing Monopoly.
Beck: Death is just one little word but, when you hear it, it turns your whole life upside down.
Marisol: Do you need to talk?
Cordelia: I did die once for eight seconds.
Gabriel: Yeah, I was pissed at you.
Cordelia: For dying?
Gabriel: For living.