Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo
Started July 17, 2020 by @evastardust RRAAAARRL

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@LabradeedleLabradoodle

November 24, 2020

Levi: Money can't make you happy.
Saiki: Well, it sure as hell ain't gonna make me SAD.

(me tho-)

@sock

November 24, 2020

Ren: Money can't make you happy.
Lucas: Well, it sure as hell ain't gonna make me SAD.

Lucas: I hate when people ask me to 'explain my thought process', like hell if I know
Lucas: 'What's going on in that head of yours?' Nothing I want to be part of

Chan, in the group chat at 3am: Why not spell pants like 'pance'? Just a little thought I had

Elyas: I'm phobic
Elyas: Just scared

Himari: I go to Home Depot
Himari: I eat the tools
Ren: Stop it
Himari: Crumch

Chan: Who ready to get nasty
Elyas: I am! What are we cleaning?
Elyas: Wait-

Elyas: One of these days I'm going to say the f-word
Elyas: _{Then you'll be sorry}

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

November 24, 2020

Samuel: Money can't make you happy.
Nich: Well it sure as hell isn't gonna make me sad.

Beck: I hate when people ask me to 'explain my thought process', like hell if I know
Beck: 'What's going on in that head of yours?' Nothing I want to be part of

Victor: I'm phobic
Victor: Just scared

Robin: I got to Home Depot
Robin: I eat the tools
Oberon: Stop it
Robin: Crumch

Nell: One of these days I'm going to say the f-word
Nell: _{Then you'll be sorry}

@nebula__

November 24, 2020

Midori: I go to Home Depot.
Midori: I eat the tools.
Levi: Stop it-
Midori: Crumch.

Shin: I wonder… How do parents go from "sex is bad" to "I want grandkids"?
Midori: Shut up and let me sleep.

Levi: You can't lose an argument if you end it with 'Shut up, Midori.'
Midori: Yes you can-
Levi: Shut up, Midori.

Shin: hiding from a murderer in the pantry
Shin: quietly tries to open a bag of chips

Shin: Bill Gates has more dollars than you have seconds left in your life.
Saiki, about to cry: You really didn't have to go there, dude…

@ElderGod-kirky

November 24, 2020

reappears, potentially with some of my own quotes to provide some to y'all

Canon Quotes

Damien: Why the hell is he here?
Selena: B–
Harper: Because fuck you
Selena: Oh my god

Damien: Something's bothering you
Harper, drunk off his ass: I said I'm fine
Damien: You're drowning yourself in alcohol
Harper: I'd hardly call it drowning. More like lovingly seducing her into knocking my ass out for a few hours

Harper: He came out to me before anyone else–
Arin, confused: Wait–
Harper: Not now. My problems first

Harper: having an identity crisis
Arin, tossing a bag of buttered popcorn at Harper: Eat that and save it for when we get to the house
Harper: I have… many comments
Arin: Shoot
Harper: I'm not a child. You're acting like I'm going to be sick–
Arin: You've puked during a crisis before
Harper: –and I'm really hoping you didn't steal this from the theater
Arin: I would never do such a thing
Harper: You're spiteful. This is why we're friends
Arin: No, we're friends because you could teach me the art of theft
Harper: So you stole this
Arin: No, I borrowed it for later consumption

Selena: Gross. I'm in

Harper: Just be glad I chose to be decently civil today

Harper, sarcastic: That madly in love with Selena, are you?
Damien, very gay and looking Harper up and down: Quite

Incorrect Quotes

Harper: Sometimes I look at myself and I'm actually pretty attractive. But other times…
Harper: looks in the mirror
Harper: I'm horrific

Selena: Our parents have made their decision. Damien and I are going to get married in a year
Harper the gay home-wrecker: I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it

Selena: God gives his hardest battles to his sexiest soldiers I guess
Harper: Sea, it's just a hangover

Damien: Gayer Than Intended: an autobiography

Drunk Harper: spins around in a chair ominously I've been expecting y–
Harper: chair continues to spin shit
Harper: tries to stop spinning shit!
Harper: tries to grab at a lamp or table to stop spinning sHIT
Harper: falls out of chair SHIT

Selena: That's a pretty rock
Arin: Harper gave it to me
Harper: I threw it at you
Arin: He's very sweet

Damien, under his breath: Future husband say what
Harper: What?
Damien: screeches internally
~~they do end up married~~

@nebula__

November 24, 2020

Saiki: That's a pretty rock.
Midori: Yeah, Shin gave it to me.
Shin: I threw it at you-
Midori: He's very sweet.

Shin: I swear to god, I'm gonna kill you.
Midori: Not if I kill you first!
-Shin and Midori start fighting-
Levi, interrupting the fight: Oi, break it up, ladies.
Shin and Midori, still fighting: Fuck off!

Shin, drunk: spins around in a chair ominously I've been expecting y–
Shin: chair continues to spin shit
Shin: tries to stop spinning shit!
Shin: tries to grab at a lamp or table to stop spinning sHIT-
Shin: falls out of the chair SHIT–

A mosquito begins flying around Midori
Midori:
The mosquito: yikes

@evastardust RRAAAARRL

November 24, 2020

Charlie: Why the hell is she here?
Jackson: B–
Geneva: Because fuck you
Jackson: Oh my God

Jon: Something's bothering you
Oliver, drunk off his ass: I said I'm fine
Jon: You're drowning yourself in alcohol
Oliver: I'd hardly call it drowning. More like lovingly seducing her into knocking my ass out for a few hours

Oscar: He came out to me before anyone else–
Douglas, confused: Wait–
Oscar: Not now. My problems first

Therese: We're friends because you could teach me the art of theft.
Nich: So you stole this
Therese: No, I borrowed it for later consumption

Geneva: Just be glad I chose to be decently civil today

Oscar, sarcastic: That madly in love with Marian, are you?
Nathaniel, very gay and looking Oscar up and down: Quite.

@requiemisback

November 24, 2020

Jocelyn: Why the hell is he here?
Freya: B–
Mizu: Because fuck you
Freya: Oh my God,,,

Mizu: He came out to me before anyone else–
Jacquelyn, confused: Wait–
Mizu: Not now. My problems first

Jocelyn: Would you stop listening to Hatsune Miku for a fucking second?
Mizu: No
Jocelyn, strangling Mizu: Now will you stop?
Mizu, choking: Yes ma'am-

@threesacult

November 24, 2020

Anthony: Why the hell is she here?
Quill: B–
Azazel: Because fuck you
Quill: Oh my God

Quill: That's a pretty rock!
Dally: Thanks! Anthony gave it to me.
Anthony: I threw it at you-
Dally: He's very sweet.

Dally (a bi disaster): Gayer Than Intended: an autobiography

Doyle: Money can't make you happy.
Tracey: Well, it sure as hell ain't gonna make me sad.

Perry: He came out to me before anyone else–
Quill, confused: Wait–
Perry: Not now. My problems first

Cyrus: I hate when people ask me to 'explain my thought process', like hell if I know.
Cyrus: 'What's going on in that head of yours?' Nothing I want to be part of.

Quill: I'm phobic
Quill: Just scared

@Fairlyodd

November 24, 2020

Sana: Why won't Varian put Miran down?
Leaoni, rubbing her temples: I told him about the tooth fairy.
Sana: And?
Leaoni: He did not take it well.
Varian: WHY DOES SHE WANT TO STEAL HIS BABY TEETH, LEAONI?
Leaoni: For the last time, she replaces a fallen-out tooth with money!
Alune, who also hasn't heard of the tooth fairy before: Why does she want to buy teeth?
Leaoni: [slams head into a wall]

Varian: What if whenever you cracked your knuckles your fingers started to glow like glow sticks.
Alune: Go to sleep.
Alune:
Alune: Wait, I could read in the dark-!

Frost: Why the hell is he here?
Sana: B–
Varian: Because fuck you.
Sana: Oh my god.

Kallai: Something's bothering you.
Leaoni, drunk off her ass: I said I'm fine.
Kallai: You're drowning yourself in alcohol.
Leaoni: I'd hardly call it drowning. More like lovingly seducing her into knocking my ass out for a few hours.

Zatian: I hereby announce that former viscount Varian Voss is to be exiled and stripped of all titles.
Varian: I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it.

Leaoni: God gives his hardest battles to his sexiest soldiers I guess.
Sana: LeaLea, it's just a hangover.

Drunk Varian: [spins around in a chair ominously] I've been expecting y–
Varian: [chair continues to spin] Shit.
Varian: [tries to stop spinning] Shit!
Varian: [tries to grab at a lamp or table to stop spinning] sHIT-
Varian: [falls out of chair] SHIT!

Sana: That's a pretty rock.
Frost: Leaoni gave it to me.
Leaoni: I threw it at you.
Frost: She's very sweet.

Leaoni, under her breath: Future wife say what
Zatian: What?
Leaoni: [screeches internally]

Leaoni: You can't lose an argument if you end it with 'Shut up, Kallai.'
Kallai: Yes you can-
Leaoni: Shut up, Kallai.

Wren: hiding from a murderer in the pantry
Wren: quietly tries to open a bag of chips

Sana: One of these days I'm going to say the f-word
Sana: Then you'll be sorry.

Kallai: Money can't make you happy.
Zatian: Well, it sure as hell ain't gonna make me SAD.

Varian: I hate when people ask me to 'explain my thought process', like hell if I know.
Varian: 'What's going on in that head of yours?' Nothing I want to be part of.

Wren: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Leaoni: That is the most hopeful thing I've ever heard someone say.
Alune: What if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Frost: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day-
Leaoni: Get out.

Frost: You wanna know the best thing about dogs?
Sana: Sure-
Frost: The best thing about them is that you can act like something really good just happened and they'll instantly start celebrating too, and they have no idea what the context is, they're just always ready to party
Sana: Facts.

Frost: I have abs……………..solutely nothing.

Sana: Frost, you're doing so well! I'm so proud of your attempts and how composed you are all the time!
Frost, tearing up because he can't untie his shoe: Yeah, I think I'm doing really well.

Miran: You disgust me, leave.
Zatian: What's with this… sassy lost child?

Leaoni, to the tune of The Final Countdown: It's a mental breakdown!
Varian: [starts playing the flute extremely off-key]

Varian: It's just one of those things we'll never know, like what happened to the Titanic.
Alune: It hit an ice burg.
Varian: Maybe.

Varian: It's nice to be wanted, you know?
Alune, smacking him: Not by the law.

Varian (who got kidnapped): Get kidnapped, you'll find out who your real friends are!
Leaoni, who did not take Varian getting kidnapped very well: I feel like there are steps you could take before that.

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