forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @evastardust groupRRAAAARRL

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Cavendish, laying under the Christmas tree: I am the gift.
Bartolomeo: I'd rather have coal.

Shanks lecturing young Azami: Don't break people's hearts, they only have one.
Shanks, handing her a knife: Break their bones, they have plenty of those.
Makino: nO-

Tori: Oh, so you rich people throw the water out after you boil hot dogs?
Sabo: Too good for hot dog soup?

Usopp: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Azami, bleeding out: I could really go for some ramen and a nap.
Chopper: In which order?
Azami: Yes.

Azami: It's not that I'm stupid, it's that I can suspend my intelligence

Azami and Luffy: We'd say that we're smart
Robin: Okay, what's the difference between mitosis and meiosis?
Azami: Don't fall for it Lu, she's just making up words

Zoro: Look, I'm not gonna-
Nami: DO IT!
Zoro: FINE.
Zoro, singing in a monotone: I'm Zoro and I was wrong. I'm singing the Zoro wrong song. I shouldn't have taken that chance. Now here's my remorseful dance.

Jackson, laying under the Christmas tree: I am the gift
Geneva: I'd rather have coal

Talia lecturing Jayson: Don't break people's hearts, they only have one.
Talia, handing him a knife: Break their bones, they have plenty of those.

Francesca: Oh, so you rich people throw the water out after you boil hot dogs?
Izzy: Too good for hot dog soup?

Oscar: I'm invoking the "no judgements" part of our twinship right now
Beatrice: Good gods, what did you do?

Jackson, joking: Hey, why can't you raise the dead?
Victor: Legitimately thinking about how he could hypothetically do it
Henry, smacking Jackson: Don't give him ideas!
Okay but if you replace it with "Dr. Flynn, very seriously" that's more or less what happens-

Felix, on the subject of the towns people being eaten by a demon: Austin, look at my face, does it look like I give two shits about what's going on, I'm tired of solving all these crappy incidents, I just want to stay home and do jack shit all day… JUST FOR ONCE, is that so much to ask
Austin: Yes that is too much to ask, fuck you

Em: A ghost, eh, who ya going call… PACMAN!

Joseph: I want you to kill someone.
Austin: What's in it for me
Joseph: I'll give you five cookies.
Austin: Seven
Joseph: Deal.
Austin, internally: I would've taken five

Jarrod @ a newly arrived Austin: You're not going anywhere until you answer my questions
Felix, who has no idea what's going on: Yall gotta quit slamming these damn doors

Austin, trying to figure out their criminal records: Have you committed larceny
Jarrod: No
Felix:Nah
Austin: Motor-vehicle theft
Jarrod: No
Felix: Not recently
Austin: Homicide
Jarrod: Once or twice
Felix: A hundred or so counts of it yes
Austin: Tax fraud
Jarrod: Every year
Felix: Dam

Felix Gonna let me die
Jarrod: Yes
Felix: ok…Peace
(Jarrod: Sike fucker wake up)

Joseph: I'll see in hell
Austin: K, see you there

Joseph: I suppose the moral is if you want super powers, simply commit horrid crimes against humanity

Jarrod @ Felix: If you don't get the demon problem under check it's going to kill us all and Austin told me to call you a lazy piece of shit, You're a lazy piece of shit

Felix, laying under the Christmas tree: I am the gift
Jarrod: I'd rather have coal

Felix lecturing Austin: Don't break people's hearts, they only have one
Felix, handing him a bat: Break their bones, they have plenty of those
Jarrod: nO-

Felix: Oh, so you rich people throw the water out after you boil hot dogs?
Felix: Too good for hot dog soup?

Austin: Sometimes self care is taking on an eldritch horror, taking vengeance on your parents killer, and then eating an entire bag of halloween candy in an hour.

Felix: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying

Felix: I'm invoking the "no judgements" part of your employment agreement right now
Jarrod: What in the hell did you do?

Felix: It's crazy that Leonardo da Vinci could paint and invent all that stuff and still find time to be a crime-fighting turtle
Jarrod: And he was amazing in Titanic
Felix: A real renaissance man

Austin, sleep deprived as usual: I could really go for some candy and a nap
Mel: In which order?
Austin: Yes

Austin, joking: Hey, why can't you summon the dead?
Felix: Good point…
Jarrod, smacking Austin: Don't give him ideas!

Felix: It's not that I'm stupid, it's that I can suspend my intelligence

Felix: I'd say that I'm smart
Jarrod: Okay, what's the difference between mitosis and meiosis?
Felix: I'm not falling for that, you're just making up words.

Felix: Look, I'm not gonna-
Jarod: Do it.
Felix: FINE
Felix, singing in a monotone: I'm Felix and I was wrong. I'm singing the Kiran wrong song. I shouldn't have taken that chance. Now here's my remorseful dance

Percy: Am I going to have to fight a goat? I don't know if I can do that, morally.

Eri: Suck ur mom
Kage: She's dead
Eri: Suck her bones then

Eri: My day was good too if anyone's wondering
Kage: We're not but okay

Eri: Ran says she wants to have a word with me later
Kage: #EriIsJoblessParty
Hikari: #EriIsOnBenefitsParty
Eri: Kage you still use that cheap-ass 2000 flip-phone shut up
Minato: Don't worry, senpai I'll help you pack
Asumi: Wait am I getting kicked out too

Kage: Is no one going to mention that Eri's a murderer
Asumi: Kage, I thought we agree not to mention that
Eri: It was one time
Kage: She was your own damn mother, Eri
Eri: Look I felt like shit when I did it and it was out of self-defense

Asumi @ Mamoru: Get back here you light novel yaoi piece of shit

Minato: I'm not stupid, I just suspend my intelligence

Police: Have of yall any committed larceny
Unzari: Nah
Kosuke: Nah
Police: Motor-vehicle theft
Unzari: Uh-uh
Kosuke: Not recently
Police: Homicide
Unzari: Nope
Kosuke: Once or Twice
Police: Tax fraud
Unzari: Shit, every year
Kosuke: Dam

Kage: Fantastic Mr. Fox is the most woke movie of all time

Kage @ Ran: Hey don't you have an education system to fail

Kage: Dad… do you hate me
Kotone: No son, I just don't care about you

Emiko: Oh, so you rich people throw the water out after you boil hot dogs, too good for hot dog soup?

Kage: So when you said that we should recommend stuff for Collin to watch
Mikoto:
Kage: I accidentally recommended Boku no Pico
Mikoto: YOU DID WHAT!1!!1
Asumi: How did you even recommend that ON ACCIDENT
Mikoto: You goddamn shotacon, what the hell even wrong with you
Kage: A lot of things, look I'll stop him before he can see it
Unzari: Wait did you recommend the manga or anime
Kage:… Yes
Unzari: You sick fuck
(btw don't search up Boku no Pico, for the love just let it die)

Ai accepting game applications: Hello (insert name), I'm Ai and I psychologically torment teenagers on the weekdays, however, I am open to anyone really. Violently. Please submit 2000 word essay on why you deserve to be a participant in this game and the qualities that prove you are suited for the job. Failure to do will result in a sudden kidnapping and painful death. My email is [email protected] and I expect a submission by 12am tonight

Kosuke @ Asumi: You stole my fucking stalker, you heinous bitch

Eri: I'm ace and I own this place

Asumi: KAAAAGE
Kage: What
Asumi: You're pretty, if I were single, I'd let you do me
Kage: Uh-hu
Asumi: I'm your roommate :D
Kage internally: I W A N N A K I L L P E O P L E

Hanaki @ Kage: If you get the Asumi problem under check it's going to kill us all and Mikoto told me to call you a lazy piece of shit, You're a lazy piece of shit

Kage: You're the cause of this
Hanaki: How
Kage: Because to get in the admin's favor you sold us out and I don't like you

Hanaki: Maybe Eri's right, you should go Gaudi and show kindness to your enemies and turn them into a friend
Kage: You're a dumbass and he should join the karate club

Georgie: My day was good too, if anyone's wondering.
Gabriel: We're not but okay.

Casey: My boss says he wants to have a word with me later
Beck: #CaseyIsJoblessParty
Casey: Beckett, you still use that cheap-ass 2000 flip-phone, shut up.
Harper: Don't worry, I'll help you pack
Beck: Wait, am I getting kicked out too?

Samuel: Is no one going to mention that Therese is a murderer?
Nich: I thought we agree not to mention that.
Therese: It was one time! And it was out of self-defense!

Nich: I'm ace and I own this place.

Trix: Lyra, look at my face. Does it look like I give two shits about what's going on? I'm tired of killing all these crappy people, I just want to stay home and sleep all day, just for once, is that so much to ask?
Lyra: Yeah, that is too much to ask, fuck you.

Mr. Flynn: You're not going anywhere!
Jackson: Y'all need to quit slamming these damn doors.

Em: Am I going to have to fight a goat? I don't know if I can do that, morally.

Felix: Suck ur mom
Austin: She's dead
Felix: Suck her bones then

Felix: My day was good too if anyone's wondering
Jarrod: We're not but okay

Felix: Jarrod says he wants to have a word with me later
Austin: #FelixHomelessParty
Mel: #FelixHomelessParty
Austin: Wait am I getting kicked out too

Austin: Is no one going to mention that Felix's a murderer
Jarrod: Austin, I thought we agree not to mention that
Felix: It was one time
Austin: It was a random fucking child Felix
Felix: Look I felt like shit when I did it and in my defense the kid was being a little shit

Felix: Jarrod… do you hate me
Jarrod: No Felix, I just don't care about you

Joseph: Hello (insert name), my name is Joseph Malefique and I psychologically and physically torture teenagers on the weekdays, however, I am open to anyone really. Violently. Please submit 2000 word essay on why you deserve to be a participant in this experiment and the qualities that prove you are suited for it. Failure to do will result in a sudden kidnapping and painful death. My email is [email protected] and I expect a submission by 12am tonight

Felix: JAARROOOOOD
Jarrod: What
Felix: You're pretty, if I were single, I'd let you do me
Jarrod: Uh-hu
Felix: I'm your roommate :D
Jarrod internally: I W A N N A K I L L S O M E O N E

Mel: Maybe Em's right, we should go to Paige and show kindness to your enemies and turn them into a friend
Austin: You're a dumbass and she should learn how to use guns.

Jack: Karma, look at my face. Does it look like I give two shits about what's going on? I'm tired of killing all these crappy people. I just want to stay home and sleep all day, just for once. Is that so much to ask?
Karma: Yeah, that is too much to ask, fuck you.

Anthony: Is no one going to mention the fact that Cyrus is a murderer?
Jack: Kane, I thought we agreed not to mention that.
Cyrus: It was one time!
Anthony: It was a random fucking child, Hecate!
Cyrus: Look, I felt like crap afterwards. And in my defense, the kid was being a little shit

Dally: My day was good, too. If anyone was wondering.
Jack: We weren’t, but okay

Dally: Hey, when’s your birthday?
Anthony: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me???

Jarrod: Hey, when’s your birthday?
Felix: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me???
Jarrod: Nvm, no birthday presents for you.
Felix: WAIT

Harper: Hey, when’s your birthday?
Beck: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

Kage: You're really quiet for pride
Emiko: I just don't talk to NPCs

Hanaki to Asumi: Sorry about kidnapping you, would you like a drink

Hanaki about Asumi: Is this Asegao

Hikari: Since you're shape-shifting guardians, how old are you
Ai and Dan: Yes

Kage: Who are you?
Mamoru: I'm not quite sure

Dahlia: Who in here doing illegal shit

Minato trying to flex: Hold up, check it, look at this, CARS ON THE PSP

Kage: HEY DON"T LOOK AT THAT I'M HOLDING SPECIAL INFO IN HERE FOR A FRIEND
Chie: Kage, we both know you don't have friends

Yuda after figuring out Kage got involved in the Kami Game: Why can't you just sell drugs like a normal delinquent

Namani: No more fucking around (possesses Asumi)
Minato: Ah shit
Namani!Asumi: I'm going end this
Minato: You ain't ending shit, swear on… M O T H E R

Kage @ Emiko: My middle finger gets a boner every time you're around

Asumi: Unzari, do you ever think of yourself
Unzari: If it helps someone else

Kid!Kage: Dad, Am I your least favorite
Kotone: No son, you're my most useless

Kage: Speaking of which, where's pancake
Emiko coming through the window: What did you just call me, porcupine
Kage: audial confusion
Emiko: So what did you call me for
Kage: Where did you just come from
Emiko: Oh, you haven't seen one before, here in the normal world, in the country of Japan, we call this a window
Kage: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!

Lyra, to Ness: Sorry about kidnapping you. Would you like a drink?

Andor: I'm not slutty because I'm bisexual
Andor: I just so happen to be both.

Ara: I’m on my way, what should I bring?
Andor: A good mood
Ara: I’m not coming.

Jackie: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Holly: Unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna be pretty disgusting.

Cripin: What goes up but never comes down?
Gerard: The amount of stress you bring me.

Ara: Are you high?
Andor: Am I what?
Ara: High
Andor: Hey!

Keyla: Hey, when’s your birthday?
Milo: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

Dallas: Ara… do you hate me
Ara: No Felix, I just don't care about you

Holly lecturing Jackie: Don't break people's hearts, they only have one
Holly, handing her a bat: Break their bones, they have plenty of those
Brian: nO-

Milo: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Peregrine: I’m on my way, what should I bring?
Estella: A good mood.
Peregrine: I’m not coming.

Jax: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!
Law: Unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna be pretty disgusting.

Luffy: What goes up but never comes down?
Law: The amount of stress you bring me.

Law: Are you high?
Luffy: Am I what?
Law: High
Luffy: Hey!

Sanji:: Zoro… do you hate me?
Zoro: No, I just don't care about you.

(Found some ones from the beginning of this)

Azrael: Sometimes I feel like dying.
Hellyn, panicked: Wh-
Azrael: But then I remembered that I wouldn't see you again if I die.
Hellyn: Blushing

Allison, pouting: You're not coming with me?
Azrael: I'm not your mom
Azrael, kissing Arla on the forehead: Here's your sandwich.
Azrael: I'll pick you up at 5!
Azrael: Love you, sweetheart

Vozreal: Ma~aan blowjobs are a mouthful!
Azrael: That pun was hard to swallow, huh?
Allison: penis
Azrael: Thank you for your contribution

Reporter: So let’s talk romance now. Are there any men in the picture?
Azrael, leaning forward seriously: Tell me every aspect of my personality that made you assume I was straight so that I can change it immediately

Jesus: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.
Satan:
Jehovah:
Azrael:
Satan: I'm gonna tell him.
Jevovah and Azrael: Don't you dare.

Barry: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.
Claudio:
Padma:
Kat:
Frankie: I'm gonna tell him.
Liz: Don't you dare.

Jarrod: You're really quiet for pride
Felix: I just don't talk to NPCs

Felix to Jarrod: Sorry about kidnapping you, would you like a drink

Felix introducing Austin: And this is Osteoporosis
Austin: You're doing this on purpose

Jarrod: Since you don't age, how old are you
Felix: Yes

Austin: Who are you?
Mel: I'm not quite sure

Jarrod: Who in here doing illegal shit

Mel: HEY DON"T LOOK AT THAT I'M HOLDING SPECIAL INFO IN HERE FOR A FRIEND
Austin, her friend: Mel, we both know you don't have friends

Jarrod finding Austin covered in blood: Why can't you just sell drugs like a normal delinquent

Felix: I'm not slutty because I'm bisexual
Felix: I just so happen to be both.

Austin: I’m on my way, what should I bring?
Mel: A good mood
Austin: I’m not coming.

Jarrod: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Felix: Unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna be pretty disgusting.

Felix: What goes up but never comes down?
Jarrod: The amount of stress you bring me.

Jarrod: Are you high?
Austin, sleep deprived: Am I what?
Jarrod: High
Austin: Hello

Oberon: Since you don't age, how old are you?
Robin: Yes.

Huxley: Who are you?
Fern: I'm not quite sure.

Alec, bailing Louis out from being a political prisoner: Why can't you just sell drugs like a normal delinquent?

Oleander: I'm not slutty because I'm bisexual.
Oleander: I just so happen to be both.

Geneva: I’m on my way, what should I bring?
Jackson: A good mood
Geneva: I’m not coming.

Jon: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Oliver: Unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna be pretty disgusting.

Percy: What goes up but never comes down?
Alessandra: The amount of stress you bring me.

Austin: Sometimes I feel like dying.
Em, panicked: Wh-
Austin: But then I remembered that I wouldn't see you again if I die.
Em: Aw

Felix: Ma~aan blowjobs are a mouthful!
Jarrod:
Felix: That pun was hard to swallow, huh?
Austin: penis
Felix: Thank you for your contribution

Reporter: So let’s talk romance now. Are there any women in the picture?
Felix, pressing his mouth against the microphone: Tell me every aspect of my personality that made you assume I was straight so that I can change it immediately

Reporter: So let’s talk romance now. Are there any men in the picture?
Carrie, leaning in to the microphone: Tell me every aspect of my personality that made you assume I was straight so that I can change it immediately.

Allison, being a bisexual icon: I'm not slutty because I'm bisexual.
Allison: I just so happen to be both.

Chan: Ren, how's your sandwich
HImari: Sharing is caring, Ren
Ren: Stop, please, I only have one
Himari: You don't need a sandwich
Ren: Okay, I don't need this disrespect, yet here we are
_{(Based on a zoom chat conversation)}

Marcus, letting Oliver hide so he's not killed for treason: Why can't you just sell drugs like a normal delinquent?

Haeil: [falls]
Kimin: Omg, are you o-
Haeil: Better make a wish cause you just saw a falling star.

Minwoo: But who can I trust?
Jack: Yourself???
Minwoo, scoffing: Pssh, no.

[truth or dare]
Matthew: I dare Jaesung to prank call his dad.
Jaeseng: Is that it?
Jaesung, takes out his phone: Google, call dad.
Google: Calling "Daddy"
Jaesung: NO NO NO-
[Hyungwon's phone rings]
Adrian: EXPLAIN-

Seokju: Why are you crying?
Basil, sniffling: Just cutting onions.
Seokju:
Basil:
Seokju: Those are potatoes.

Sebastian: I didn't come here to make friends.
Sebastian, slamming his fist on the table: I came here to make BEST friends.

Hyungwon to Moon Company: Don't do anything stupid until I get back.
[a week later]
Jaesung: Here's a list of all the stupid things they have done.
Hyungwon: …This has 12 page-
Hyungwon: DOUBLE SIDED?

Collin: Kage, what's a uke
Kage: :)
Mikoto: Kage, Don't
Kage: :))
Mikoto: You wouldn't dare
Kage: :)))
Mikoto: I'm begging you
Collin: Is it perverted?
Kage: (deep breath) It's a-
Mikoto: (screams in fujoshi)
Mikoto covering Kage's mouth: short word for ukelele
Collin: Oh (leaves)

Ran @ the shiore twins: Think this straight
Kage: You know we can't we do that

Hanaki: Memes aren't a personality trait, you know
Kage: yeah it is

Eri: So what tf is up, you doing 85 in 25
Kage: I'll kill mfs before I obey them traffic laws
Eri: I can respect that but I thought you were keeping it one hundred

Kage: So of all the people you had pick for a death you picked a group of random troubled teens
Ai: Yes
Kage: Why
Ai: Because curses
Kage: You're a dumbass

Ran: Couple people went missing, you know anything about that
Emiko: About what
Ran: The missing people
Emiko: You did that shit
Ran: I did that shit?!
Emiko: I seen a lot of mfs getting in the principle office, not a whole coming out

Asumi: Remember when we first met
Kage: Nah, I got insomnia
Asumi: Amnesia (zoetrope plays in the background)
Kage: I don't know who that is

Kosuke: I'm such an awful person, may god strike me down
Kage:
Ran:
Yuda:
Minato:
Unzari:
Asumi:
Aiko's ghost:
All of Japan:
All of Aisa:
Earth-chan herself:
Kosuke: No, Kosuke you're wonderful

Kage: The fuck are you on about, mate
Hikari: I said don't call me mate
Kage: The frick are you on about, friend

Eri: If you going embarrass yourself on the internet at least do it for money

Kage puts up a flyer saying: obsession and love aren't the same thing
Ai snatches the paper down: If those kids could read they'll be upset

Cavendish: falls
Bartolomeo: Omg, are you o-
Cavendish: Better make a wish, cause you just saw a falling star.

Law: Why are you crying?
Jax, sniffling: Just cutting onions.
Law:
Jax:
Law: Those are potatoes.

Luffy: I didn't come here to make friends.
Luffy, slamming his fist on the table: I came here to make BEST friends.

Law, to the Straw Hats: Don't do anything stupid until I get back.
a week later
Jax: Here's a list of all the stupid things they have done.
Law: …This has 20 page-
Law: DOUBLE SIDED?

Allison: So what tf is up, you doing 85 in 25
Azrael: I'll kill mfs before I obey them traffic laws
Allison: I can respect that but I thought you were keeping it one hundred

Azrael, to her (unofficial) family: Don't do anything stupid until I get back.
(a week later)
Allison: Here's a list of all the stupid things they have done.
Azrael: …This has 42 pages-
Azrael: DOUBLE SIDED?

^{May I join in and offer you my disaster kids during these trying times? xD}

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Alune: Toss me my keys.
printer crashes next to him
Alune: I said my keys!
Varian: I thought you said printer.
Alune: Why the fuck would I say printer -

Alune, holding phel: I am a father.
Kallai: It’s a cat.
Alune: He’s my blood.

Frost: Mark the day, Sana. May 18th at 4 pm.
Sana: Oh, honey, we’re well into October.
Frost: Really?!

Varian: When backstreets back-
Leaoni, in the distance: Alright!

Frost: As your best friend-
Alune: Phel is my best friend.
Frost: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND-

Varian: I fucked my way into this mess, and I’ll fuck my way out of it.
Alune: What?
Leaoni: No, he’s done it before.

Sana, traumatised: I killed him. I killed him-
Kallai: No, you just shot him, okay? Give me the gun.
Kallai: proceeds to headshot the person bleeding out.
Kallai: See that? I killed him.
Frost: This is not how we fix things.

Varian: I may be trash, but I’m high quality trash. Premium trash. Grade A trash. The kind of trash your mom would look at and say ’should this be recycling?’. Yeah I’m that kind of trash.

Frost: We only know someone in this room is possessed by an owl.
Alune: Who?
Frost: (narrows eyes)

Frost: let’s say, hypothetically, i did the mash, and for the sake of debate, let’s say it was a monster mash. Would that, hypothetically speaking, mean that it would be a graveyard sm-

Alune: Do you want to slow dance?
Varian: Sure! (starts doing the Macarena at 1/3 the speed.)
Alune: (doesn’t know what’s happening and starts copying him)
Zatian: What the fuck is wrong with the youth of today.

Kallai: You need to make a decision!

Frost: (starts crying)

Frost: I’m begging you to see a healer.
Kallai: Oh, I’m sorry, is this our stab wound? Stay out of it.

Varian: Live! Laugh! Love!
Alune: Die. Cry. Hate.

Leaoni: You know what I’m craving?
Leaoni and Frost at the same time: Rice Krispies squares.
Frost: Sometimes I wonder how we’re all still alive.
Leaoni: Yeah. Me, too.

Sana: I’m crying because I’m happy.
Kallai: That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about happiness to dispute it.

Alune: Alright everyone, we will meet here in one hour, sync your watches.
Frost: Mine doesn’t do that.
Leaoni: I don’t wear a watch.
Varian: Time is a construct.
Alune: breathes in heavily

Sana: Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way.
Varian: No, I want my fucking gold.

Zatian: Would you say you’re independent?
Frost:
Frost: looks at Kallai
Kallai: nods
Frost: Yeah, I’d say so.

Varian: Good morning parental figure
Madam Margo, not looking up from her coffee: Good morning, problem child.

Leaoni: Look, I know you’re just deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are, but -
Varian, sobbing: It’s not a joke, I’m a legit snack.

Kallai: The world is broken, and I’m sad because there’s nothing I can do to fix it.
Alune: The world is broken, but there’s an odd beauty In the dark parts.
Leaoni: The world is broken, and I am angry, and I am going to fight to fix it.
Varian: Maybe the world is broken, but I’ve got a flute.

Alune: I’m not getting into anymore stupid arguments with you.
Varian: Mars isn’t a planet.
Alune, storming back into the room: How the fuck is Mars not a planet?!