forum Transportation and Genderbender RP [Closed]

Started May 09, 2018 by Deleted user

tune

"Wha-" She touched her own hair. "What the fuckity fuckle."

"No touchy." He demanded, rising his fist ready to fight.

Standing up, Eren gasped, "woah, I am way taller than I a supposed to be."

"And why can't we touch?Melody had boobs of her own too."

"Hu?" Placing his hand on his shoulder, he felt it." Oh My Porcupine! My hair is fav!" He touched the top and the sides, "Soooo silky."

She blinked. "I am confuzzment. Why is my voice so low?"

"Oh, and my voice is so girly like, man I'm not even complaining about this!" But then the thought came, "Wait… wait.. Girls have that thing.. oh no.."

"Wait… I CAN NO LONGER HIT THE HIGH NOTE IN THE PHOENIX!!!" She cried, falling to her knees. ((Fall to your knees, bring on the rapture…))

"Girls! Or, or I guess guys now, I'm a girl! You know what that mean!! I don't even want to talk about it!!"

"My high notes…" She whimpered

"No one cares about you F*** high not girl.. guy! Have you ever thought about how we're going to use the bathroom!? I don't know If I'll be able to stand up again!? What do you do! I'm literally breaking down!"

"You carry the fuck on!" She snapped.

"At least you had boobs to lose," Eren muttered under her breath as she patted her chest area, the familiar feeling of flatness was still there.

"Males can sing high-not's too you know so don't worry!"

She glared. "Do my fucking voice right now?"

"I don't have you voice and I never sang so I don't know what you want."

"Um guys? Oh, and uhm girls? I think worrying about singing high notes is the least of our problems right now. I mean, come on, I gotta ding dong between my legs…and I'm sorta cool with it.

'At least a little bit,' Eren thought as she shivered at the mention of her extra appendage.

((*Hear))

"This is awkward."

"Well I don't have my ding and I have boobs.. That I'm totally find with by the way… But I cant do as much things as a girl!!"

"Bruhs and gal, before flattering ourselves, lets first find out where the hell we are!"

Looking around, Eren saw that the were near a large crystal ear lake. Huge evergreen trees surroruned them, a dense forest of mystery and magic.
Taking a deep breath, Eren spoke in a whisper, "guys, I don't think we are in Kansas anymore. We landed in freaking Narnia!"

"I love Narnia! Can we Find Aslant?"

She looked around

'sigh'
'This idiot is going to get himself- Uh-I mean herself killed.'

Eren then quickly noticed something off, more than their gender.
"Where is Raven?!" S(he) asked, franticly looking around the area.

"Aslan must have not called her." Thatcher said in a ghostly tone.

"No, she must have been taken by the White Witch!😱" Eren gasped.

"Her new name shall be 'Edmund!" Thatcher exclaimed.

"I think Mr.Beaver would be better. We don't even know if she was kidnapped by the witch."