((F for Mia she’s gonna have to watch Simon be an idiot so many times))
Simon smiled, bending down to pet the leopard’s head, mumbling something to him softly before straightening back up again. “Well I guess I’ll head to my room now, if that’s okay.”
(Aww! Is he at least nice? I want him to be nice to fictional basically-me also I’m eating cotton candy and happy stimming because c o t t o m c a m d y.)
(Opportunity for a new RP you say? kidding)
(He's super hella nice after he agrees to have the bby You're better be I already have 30 but also it'd be so cool– NO BRAIN STOP) (Also yes c a m d y)
"Sure thing!" Astral nodded some, kneeling down to play with the leopard some. The god kissed the cat's head, still smiling from his interactions with Simon.
Simon tried to calmly walk the rest of the way to what was technically still Astral’s room. He managed to stay calm until he made it inside, closing the door behind him. “Oh fuck” He exhaled.
(I would not necessarily mind another RP with you if you were open to it but I’m sure you’re busy lol)
Mia looked up at Simon.
"Oh fuck what?" she asked, a bit concerned. Okay, maybe a lot concerned. Still, not a word.
( since when has being busy ever stopped me XD Yes I'm totally down for one, even a self insert with Astral if you'd really like to, I love fourth wall breaking shat like that)
(maaaaybe… I really don’t want to annoy tho!)
He looked down at her, almost having forgotten she was there. “Why am I so stupid?? Seriously, at this point I swear to god I must have a heart condition or some bullshit that makes me become attached to anyone even remotely nice to me and just— ARGH!!” He punctuated the sentence by flopping down on the bed, burying his face in the sheets.
(We stan Michael the leopardoversized godly housecat)
(It wouldn't be at all, let's do it!!)
"You- you mean to say-?" Mia let out a soft squeak when Simon flopped on the bed, still in his hands. No, there was, was no way he- no, that couldn't happen!!
(yesh we do uwu)
(Aw sweet I’ll dm you)
(hnnnnnnnn this RP makes my heart hurt. Like every time)
(yesh we do uwu)
(We do indeed. OwO.)
“I don’t know!!” He pretty much shrieked, 100% gay panicking. He rolled over so Mia could have some actual freedom to move around and stuff. “Stupid, stupid, stupid!” He grumbled, covering his face with his hands.
((Simon could watch that leopard murder someone and he’d still be like “aw look at the cute little cat ;w; precious babi”))
(Awwwww you gave me an idea thank you dearie)
Mia shifted so she was sitting on the bed by Simon's side.
"W-well…" Shit. If she told Simon to go for it and care for Astral, that would be so hard on him later. If she told him the truth, though… he'd loose all of this.
((GAWD DAMMIT))
“It’s stupid I know.” He said, speaking up before she could have a chance. Because if something goes wrong…I don’t have any way out. Even I’m not stupid enough to ignore that.” He sighed softly.
((Okay but why do I low key want them to have the kid tho))
(<3)
"Yeah… just- just be careful," Mia said softly. She sighed, resting her head on Simon's side.
(Because we're already attached to them)
He let out a small sigh as well. “Don’t worry…I won’t actually get too attached to him I was just thinking about it….” With how all his past relationships had gone, he wasn’t necessarily eager to start one in a place that he knew he couldn’t escape.
((;-; if astral and simon actually managed to get along i feel like it could work out really well))
(Max says anything OOC and Swim is like 'ah yes, another way to torture Simon')
((Yeah pretty much XD))
(I mean- it's a good idea!Sorry Mia you're gonna go through a lot of shit)
"Good." Mia let out a breath, shifting some. This really is teetering dangerously on the edge. If Astral found out about this… it wouldn't be good at all. The worst part was- he probably already knew.
(Yeah… like's see if we can get them to that point though lol)
“So…did you have fun today?” He asked, looking over at her, trying to put Astral out of his mind for now.
"Yeah I did, actually!" Mia was glad for the subject change. "It's been a long time since I was on earth, and it was really nice." The doll smiled some at Simon, legs folded underneath herself.
He smiled. “I’m glad you liked it, I did too.” He said, finally being able to calm down a bit. “I haven’t been to the zoo since I was a kid, so that was really fun for me.”
"Good!" Mia giggled some.
"It'll be interesting to have the leopard around now too, you know. How'd you let Astral talk you into it?" The woman chuckled some.
He shrugged. “I dunno. It didn’t seem like a terrible idea. He’s just a very big housecat.” He said, honestly not super worried about the leopard.