forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"Duolingo found me last night."

"Mouse cults are the best kinds of cults!"

"I ain't afraid of no dicks, just get those snakes away from me!

"I think ten cups of tea a day is too many, Steve."
"You know how tea gives Phoebe the trots? It gives me the sprints."

"Fishy Link"

“Paaaaaaaaaaaint the buttcrack”

"Her boob is rounder than that"

“Triplenipple.”

"Boy, this game never uses ten words when a hundred will do."

Help! She's coming! Use Miles as a shield!

"Well, sometimes you just gotta shove the weird dentist out the window."

"Wait, the balloons can open doors, too?!"

"I never thought I'd live to see the day where a guy wants to smell like pickles."

"Whale sharks are people too!"
"No, they're not!"
"They have rights, X!"
"They're sharks!"
"They're people, too!"

"And then I woke up. And it turns out, I'm still alone. So, yes, I will be sleeping through Valentine's day in the hopes that I will see my mysterious lover again. Anyway. What's up with you?"

"Let's just ignore the giant hand behind him and get him some food."

"And, I think this video's also a really good time to talk about how Mario Kart Wii could possibly be Communist propaganda."

"We must devour the human's heart. 'Why?' you may ask, and to that I say: Cannibalism."

"It's a conspiracy to get teens to steal old ladies shopping bags!"

“All I’ve gotta do is cough and that entire city is no more.”

"Well, his name is Washcloth George and he lives in a kiwi."

"Can I roll a metagaming check?"

"Page two of Google is way worse than the deep web!!!"

“Trust in the process of the ass. The proc-ass.”
“I thought he was the president of the United States! What’s he doing in the outfield of my kickball game??? >:(“
“Coochie prosperity to all.”
“E is for egg.”
“So you were upside-down on the stairs crying with half a taquito down your pants asking me if I thought god was real”

“You thought it was a whale, but it was really a banana!”

“Delicious soap m’lady!”

"Yes, just give them all a big ol schmack. They frankly could care less."

"OH GOD WHAT IS THAT- Oh, that's an eyeball."

"To be fair, chonky boys do deserve a good amount of respect. To be that chonky takes courage, y'hear?"

"What are your opinions about government?"
"It has its pros and cons, overall, not a big fan of government."
"What's the best way to run a government?"
"Mild anarchy."
"Aren't you a king?"
"That's why it's mild."

"What kind of asshole rejects free bread?"

"yknow what? fuck you"
un-bills your exo

"wanting to learn more about the art hoes"

"im not a scammer as u can see in my bio im 13"
"hmmm sounds like something a SCAMMER would say"

"oof 13 year olds have joined, everyone tone down the sex"
"galaxy im 13"

"i’m an entity, that’s all u need to know"

"The lamp cannot hurt you."