Harper: Hey Beckett, I'm gonna do a live scream tonight. Wanna join?
Beck: Don't you mean live stream-
Harper: Inhales
Beck: I'm making cookies, want any?
Cora: Yeah, gimme a few.
Beck: You get ten.
Cora: I get however many I want.
Beck: How many do you want?
Cora: Ten.
Beck: …
Haeil: People who sleep without socks on make me worry.
Sebastian: People who sleep WITH socks on are not to be trusted.
Adrian: People who actually sleep are weird.
Jack: I was a sock once.
Hyungwon: Where should we go on holiday?
Kimin: Hawaii.
Chansung: The Himalayas.
Matthew: Hell.
Minwoo: Anti-social.
Minwoo: Anti-so-cool.
Minwoo: Ain't I so cool?
Jaesung: Please get out of the studio, it's been a week.
Fen: I am the cutie.
Basil: No, I am!
Dae: What!? No, it's me!
Blair: What are you all talking about? It's obviously me.
Orion: You people clearly haven't seen me.
Satan: Hey, I bought your soul last month and-
Seokju: No returns.
Satan: Please, it's making me sad.
Maeng: I don't know how many cookies it takes to be happy but so far it's not 37.
Alys: People who sleep without socks on make me worry.
Titania: People who sleep with socks on are not to be trusted.
Oberon: People who actually sleep are odd.
Robin: I ate a sock once.
Victor: Where should we go on holiday?
Henry: Hawaii.
Jackson: The Himalayas.
Geneva: Hell.
Robin: Hey, I bought your soul last month and-
Oberon: No returns.
Robin: Please, it's making me sad.
Della: I don't know how many cookies it takes to be happy but so far it's not 37.
Kingo: Hey Beni, watch me drink this beer up my nose.
Kingo, inhaling the beer through a straw into his nose: BIG SNIFF
Beni, at Kingo’s bed in the hospital: ._.
Kingo, in the hospital bed: ._.
Beck: I'm making cookies, want any?
Cora: Yeah, gimme a few.
Beck: You get ten.
Cora: I get however many I want.
Beck: How many do you want?
Cora: Ten.
Beck: …
Fun fact: This was a conversation between my mother and I while I was making taquitos(she wanted three, I'm the only one crazy enough to eat ten)
Brook: People who sleep without socks on make me worry.
Nami: People who sleep WITH socks on are not to be trusted.
Zoro: People who actually sleep are weird.
Azami: I was a sock once.
Shanks: Where should we go on holiday?
Estella: Hawaii.
Mihawk: The Himalayas.
Peregrine: Hell.
Estella: Anti-social.
Estella: Anti-so-cool.
Estella: Ain't I so cool?
Peregrine: Please get out of the mansion, it's been a month.
Jax: I am the cutie.
Bepo: No, I am!
Penguin: What!? No, it's me!
Shachi: What are you all talking about? It's obviously me.
Ikkaku: You people clearly haven't seen me.
Vermilion: Hey, I bought your soul last month and-
Ace: No returns.
Vermilion: Please, it's making me sad.
Azami: I don't know how many cookies it takes to be happy but so far it's not 37.
Jarrod: People who sleep without socks on make me worry.
Mel: People who sleep WITH socks on are not to be trusted.
Austin: People who actually sleep are weird.
Felix: I was a sock once.
Jarrod: Where should we go on holiday?
Em: Hawaii.
Austin: The Himalayas.
Felix: Hell.
Austin: Anti-social.
Austin: Anti-so-cool.
Austin: Ain't I so cool?
Jarrod: Please get out of the house, it's been a week.
Em: I am the cutie.
Felix: No, I am!
Mel, sarcastically: What!? No, it's me!
Jarrod, with even more sarcasm: What are you all talking about? It's obviously me.
Austin: I am ugly.
Satan: Hey, I bought your soul last month and-
Austin: No returns.
Satan: Please, it's making me sad.
Austin: I don't know how many cookies it takes to be happy but so far it's not 37.
Felix: Hey Jarrod, watch me drink this beer up my nose.
Felix, inhaling the beer through a straw into his nose: BIG SNIFF
Jarrod, at Felix’s bed in the hospital: o_o
Felix, in the hospital bed: o_0
Robin: I don't know how many cookies it takes to be happy but so far it's not 37.
kas: i don't know how many cookies it takes to be happy but so far it's not 37
Cyrus: I don't know how many cookies it takes to be happy but so far it's not 37.
Jack: Hey, I bought your soul last month and-
Cyrus: No returns.
Jack: Please, it's making me sad.
Cyrus: Yes hello, 911? I accidentally raised my voice at Quill and I need to be arrested
911 operator: Ms. Hecate, we’ve talked about this
Quill: Did you know that eyes have the consistency of boiled eggs?
Jack: I’ve tested that, and it’s not true, actually.
Quill: Oh.
Quill:
Quill: Wait, you what-
Cyrus: I don’t have any talents. I like to think about girls. When people ask me how I’m doing I just ignore the question. Simple
Austin: Yes hello, 911? I accidentally raised my voice at Em and I need to be arrested
911 operator: Mr. Dunn, we’ve talked about this
Austin: Did you know that eyes have the consistency of boiled eggs?
Felix: I’ve tested that, and it’s not true, actually.
Austin: Oh.
Austin:
Austin: Wait, you what-
Mel: I don’t have any talents. I like to think about girls. When people ask me how I’m doing I just ignore the question. Simple
Titania: Did you know that eyes have the consistency of boiled eggs?
Robin: I’ve tested that, it’s actually not true!
Titania: Oh.
Titania:
Titania: Wait, you what-
Beck: I don’t have any talents. I like to think about death. When people ask me how I’m doing I just ignore the question. Simple.
Stephanie: We've gotta find a way to cut expenses. What can we live without?
Azula: Probably Coral.
Gwendolyn: Okay, you're driving and Marcy and Theodosia walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Rosamund: Definitely Marcy. I would never hurt Theodosia.
Gwendolyn:
Gwendolyn: The brakes, Rosie. You hit the brakes.
Ash: You read my diary?
Aaron: At first I didn't realize it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten novel.
William: Yes, I love all my children equally! Ash, Stephanie, Sora, Adams, Azula and
looks at smudged handwriting on hand
William: Arcon
Ash: I'M NOT YOUR SON!
Ash: C'mon, Sora! Nobody thinks William is my dad!
Sora: turns to the army of soldiers Put your hand up if you thought William was Ash's dad.
everyone puts their hands up
Ash: William, put your hand down!
Macy: Romeo and Juliet is the most beautiful love story ever!!!!!
Lori: deep breath
Lori: COLD IN MY PROFESSIONS, WARM IN MY FRIENDSHIPS
Dark: I'M NOT THE MURDERER!
Lin: You know, you saying I'm not the murderer is the same as Bruce Wayne saying I'm not Batman.
Thomas: I am a man with very high standards!
James: I can make macaroni.
Thomas: Oh no! You're meeting all of my standards!
Thomas: Ash, 1760 called, it wants its clothes back.
Ash: Hey, Thomas, 1830 called, you're dead and you wasted your time on earth.
Jarrod: We need to find a way to cut expenses. What can we live without?
Austin: Probably Felix.
Jarrod: Okay, you're driving and Felix and Em walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Austin: Definitely Felix. I would never hurt Em.
Jarrod:
Jarrod: The brakes, Austin. You hit the brakes.
Austin: You read my journal?
Felix: At first I didn't realize it was your journal. I thought it was a very sad handwritten novel.
Jarrod: Yes, I love all my children equally! Austin, Em, Mel and uh,
looks at smudged handwriting on hand
Jarrod: Febreeze
Felix: You didn't even try
Someone: Romeo and Juliet is the most beautiful love story ever!!!!!
Jarrod: deep breath
Jarrod: COLD IN MY PROFESSIONS, WARM IN MY FRIENDSHIPS
Felix: I'm not the murderer!!
Jarrod: You know, you saying I'm not the murderer is the same as Bruce Wayne saying I'm not Batman.
Austin: I am a man with very high standards for what people with social lives call friends!
Mel: I have some candy and I can make macaroni.
Austin: Oh no! You're meeting all of my standards!
(Also this thread is how I learned about Hamilton and Laurens thanks to the COLD IN MY PROFESSIONS, WARM IN MY FRIENDSHIPS thing, so thank y'all)
(You're welcome. :) )
Jon: We need to find a way to cut expenses. What can we live without?
Oliver: Probably Darius.
Phillip: Yes, I love all my children equally! Cordelia, Christopher, Eleanor, Georgie, and uh…
Phillip: Looks at smudged handwriting on hand
Phillip: Gravy
Gabriel: You didn't even try.
Someone: Romeo and Juliet is the most beautiful love story ever!!!!!
Della: Deep breath
Della: Goodnight, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest-
(Okay but the Romeo and Juliet one is 100% me with a certain ship…)
cisco: okay, you're driving and catori and kas walk into the road. quick, what do you hit?
nicky: definitely catori. i would never hurt kas
cisco:
cisco: the brakes, nicholas. you hit the brakes.
kas: you read my journal?
catori, only slightly apologetic: at first i didn't realize it was your journal. i thought it was a very sad handwritten novel.
someone: romeo and juliet is the most beautiful love story ever!!!!!
jo, ultimate catorixcaroline 'shipper': deep breath
jo: wHEN EVERYTHING WAS FADING TO BLACK, YOU MADE ME FIGHT-
jo: i am a man with very high standards for what people with social lives call friends!
catori: i have knives and like punching cryptids
jo: oh no! you're meeting all of my standards!
(and that's canon-)
(I love them already)
((fghgf))
Joan: Okay, you're driving and Nich and Nell walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Therese: Definitely Nich. I would never hurt Nell.
Joan:
Joan: The brakes, Therese. You hit the brakes.
Beck: You read my journal?
Marisol, only slightly apologetic: At first I didn't realize it was your journal. I thought it was a very sad handwritten novel.
Milo: I love when people speak their minds and express themselves.
Keyla: This is so funny because i love it when people are fake and lie constantly to me.
Jackie, to Holly: I accidentally killed a bunch of crows today.
Ara, walking by: Actually, it's called a murder.
Jackie: I know what I did! You don't have to remind me!
Richard: Yes, I love all my children equally! Alexander and uh…
Richard: *Looks at smudged handwriting on hand*
Richard: Marble.
Matthew: You didn't even try.
Gerard: I don't know how many cookies it takes to be happy but so far it's not 37.
Kate: I love when people speak their minds and express themselves.
Kristi: This is so funny because I love it when people are fake and lie constantly to me.
Jackson, to Morgan: I accidentally killed a bunch of crows today.
Victor, walking by: Actually, it's called a murder.
Jackson: I know what I did! You don't have to remind me!
Mr. Grant: Yes, I love all my children equally! Claire and uh…
Mr. Grant: Looks at smudged handwriting on hand
Mr. Grant: Vertex.
Victor: You didn't even try.
Jack: I'm not a murderer!
Cyrus: You know, you saying you're not a murderer is the same as Bruce Wayne saying he's not Batman.
Jack: Yes, I love all my coworkers equally! Cyrus, Quill, Anthony, and uh…
Jack: Looks at smudged handwriting on hand
Jack: Delta.
Dally: You didn't even try.
Dally, to Anthony: I accidentally killed a bunch of crows today.
Quill, walking by: Actually, it's called a murder.
Dally: I know what I did! You don't have to remind me!
Anthony: You read my journal?
Cyrus, only slightly apologetic: At first I didn't realize it was your journal. I thought it was a very sad handwritten novel.
Matt: Oh, I am so relieved you guys found me. Wait, how did you find me?
Lin: You hadn't done something super annoying to us for like, five hours, so we knew something was up.
Matt: I started off by making a map of all the heart attacks that have gone down near the border in 5 years to see if there was a pattern.
Matt: points to a cork board completely filled with push pins That led me to this.
Matt: There are so many heart attacks here.
Matt: No one should live here.
Lin: Alright, since I'm the boss, I'll drive. Who wants shotgun?
Dark: You can't be serious. You ran over Moses this morning.
Lin: Well everyone INSIDE the car was fine, Dark!
Lin: Okay, I have an announcement.
Dark: You pushed Matt out the window.
Lin: No.
Dark: You shot my dad?
Lin: No. That is not funny, I love my employees.
Lin: Even though I hit Moses with my car.
Lin: What am I allergic to?
Will: Pine nuts and the full spectrum of human emotion.
Moses: The Chief looks young enough to blend in.
Aiza: You're not exactly Old Man River, and Matt looks younger than us.
Matt: Time will come when you don't make fun of me for that. You'll be jealous. You'll be jealous, wrinkly old hags.
Dark: Once, Misa sneezed and I said shut the fuck up instead of bless you.
Oshiraishi: How do you accidentally say shut the fuck up?
Lin: sneezes
Dark: Bless you.
Lin: You blessed me?
Dark:
Lin: The murderer has a God complex. . . . you're the murderer aren't you?
Dark: It is becoming increasingly difficult to be polite to you.
Dark: I have feelings for you.
Misa: You do?
Dark: Yes. I feel you're a little annoying.
Minori: I accidentally ate Lin's chocolate. How long do I have left to live?
Lin, from behind her: Ten.
Minori: Ten? Ten what?
Dark, checking his watch: Nine. . .
Matthew: You're embarrassing.
Sebastian: Let go of my hand then.
Matthew: No.
Taeok: I have never done anything bad to JJ in my life.
Elijah: You tried to convince him that he wasn't American…
Elijah: and he BELIEVED you!
Myung: Why is Tony always putting the dishes away so loudly?
Ezra: To let everyone know that no one helps around the house.
Adrian, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with, uh…seven espresso shots?
Jack, standing in line behind him: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.
Jungwoo: Oh fiddlesticks, that really ruffles my feathers!
Byungho, crying: Please just say fuck.
Hyungwon: Can you guys just behave for five minutes?
Maeng, sitting in Seokju's lap: Our record is three.
Marisol, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with, uh…seven espresso shots?
Beck, standing in line behind her: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine-
Victor: Oh fiddlesticks, that really ruffles my feathers!
Geneva: Please just say fuck.
catori, counting on her fingers: can i get a pumpkin spice frappe with….seven espresso shots?
caroline, standing in line behind her: jesus christ, just do cocaine–
Marian: Oh fiddlesticks, that really ruffles my feathers!
Beatrice: Please just say fuck.