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Started May 01, 2018 by Jorden

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Carry the story on (couple sentences or sommin idk

whatcha doin boi

stabbin a drgon in guts

very nice, what colour is the dragon

sludgy pink, they are disgusting

nice have you got any snacks

I've got exactly nine wotsits

but i thought i was the snack

Do you want to be the snack?

yeah i can be a hella thicc snacc

Nice, you bee that

bee? ya like jazz?

I enjoy the vibrations of jazz

rock/alt is my fav tho

Fascinating, I'm gathering information nicely

why are you gathering information? are you working for the government on an evil mission?

Yes

Wait… no, no I am not.

yOU HESITATED

Shit, he's on to me, maybe he doesn't know yet.

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

whats that? a dying bird? another government spy?

Correct, in every sense of the word

I AM A HUMAN. HOW DARE YOU THINK OF ME AS A STUPID BIRD.

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BIRDS ARE MAGESTIC AND BEAUTIFUL CREATURES YOU PATHETIC SWINE

NO THEY AREN'T

birds are great pulls sun yellow cockatiel from the inner pocket of my pink, sparkly-sequined jacket looka this one, he's called gerard

THEY CAN FLY, CAN YOU FLY? ARE YOU ABLE TO BECOME AIRBORN YOURSELF, NOT IN A PLANE OR HELICOPTER?

nice jacket dude, love the bird too