forum The Roodeness Shenanigans

Started May 27, 2020 by Deleted user

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I want.

Hello guys !

Welp, school's starting in an hour and I do not wanna go

I'm in study hall and some kid (who's been super annoying this whole time) just whispered "hey hey" so of course I glanced over, and he asked me if I wanted to make a tik tok??? Like, sir do I look like I 1. am on the same side of tik tok as you 2. want to interrupt the whole cafeteria making a tik tok with a stranger who looks like he crawled out of a dumpster behind Gap???? No I do not want to make a tik tok with you tiny boy, leave me alone and stop being so loud

this is why I'm glad to be doing online. I don't have those idiots bugging me about tiktoks
flashback to the time in physics where I was forced to make a tiktok

Why tf do people care about their shoes so much??? They're there to keep your feet from getting dirty???

I have one (1) pair of shoes that I care about, and they're a pair of galaxy-print Converse.

looks like he crawled out of a dumpster behind Gap

O o o f

I fucking hate get to know you surveys. With my entire being. Tf am I supposed to say to "what are your strengths and how can we use them in class" and "what is ONE BIG question you have for this year? YOU MUST HAVE A QUESTION" like what do you want me to say? "I don't really care about this, I'm a shitty student and I don't have any questions so don't bother"? Because I'm about to

"Give a one paragraph bio of who you are" oh sorry I didn't know that this was english class, how am I supposed to turn "I hate myself and men" into a paragraph because I'm really fucking boring.

I don't fucking know how my future career has similarities to global foods, I'm here because I want to eat not because I want to further my future resume. It's an e l e c t i v e

I fucking hate get to know you surveys. With my entire being. Tf am I supposed to say to "what are your strengths and how can we use them in class" and "what is ONE BIG question you have for this year? YOU MUST HAVE A QUESTION" like what do you want me to say? "I don't really care about this, I'm a shitty student and I don't have any questions so don't bother"? Because I'm about to

“I am full of rage and will use that energy in class to put in all my work with as much spite as I can muster.”
“Will 2020 ever end? Because I’m scared.”

"Give a one paragraph bio of who you are" oh sorry I didn't know that this was english class, how am I supposed to turn "I hate myself and men" into a paragraph because I'm really fucking boring.

“Sorry to tell you this (no I’m really not I don’t give a shit) but I struggle with hate myself brain disorder. It sucks. My never sated hatred isn’t only internally pointing. I also hate as a generality all men. They suck too for reasons I’m too tired to type an essay on. But also like I said I’m filled with rage so eat my leek.”

I don't fucking know how my future career has similarities to global foods, I'm here because I want to eat not because I want to further my future resume. It's an e l e c t i v e

“My future career reminds me of an avocado. The kind that’s not ripe yet but you take it home anyways thinking it will get ripe but it’s doesn’t. I like to think it mirrors my potential as an amazing worker that has yet to show any signs of appearance. Also like an avocado I imagine if I have what it takes to be successful inside me it will rot into nothing while I’m not looking like an avocado does while it’s still on your counter, supposedly ripening and then you take a bathroom break.”

dom I love you

"Give a one paragraph bio of who you are" oh sorry I didn't know that this was english class, how am I supposed to turn "I hate myself and men" into a paragraph because I'm really fucking boring.

“Sorry to tell you this (no I’m really not I don’t give a shit) but I struggle with hate myself brain disorder. It sucks. My never sated hatred isn’t only internally pointing. I also hate as a generality all men. They suck too for reasons I’m too tired to type an essay on. But also like I said I’m filled with rage so eat my leek.”

Beautiful, and also very me, but my hatred of men is not a result of my hatred of myself lmao

Somehow I wound up talking about authors I like in all of my introduction stuff

Alright folks, what are my strengths and how can we use them in the classroom?

dom I love you

Thank you for giving me a lovely spark of joy. I love you as well.

Somehow I wound up talking about authors I like in all of my introduction stuff

Nice.

Alright folks, what are my strengths and how can we use them in the classroom?

Idk. People skills? You lead in band so you can say you have leadership skills. Go off that Ig.

Alright folks, what are my strengths and how can we use them in the classroom?

Idk. People skills? You lead in band so you can say you have leadership skills. Go off that Ig.

I'm not gonna lie through my teeth, she'll see right through me. I don't have any strengths besides being able to plunge myself into despair in the span of a few seconds

Deep sea diving then.

dom I love you

Thank you for giving me a lovely spark of joy. I love you as well.

:D

Took me two hours to answer some questions about myself and now I'm really mad at myself

I simply would not have answered them at all, honestly, or correctly

You're stubborn, but in a good way. You don't pretend to have a different opinion just because your friends do.

i want to make a joke about it being because you guys are idiots but i think that joke belongs to pickle

I simply would not have answered them at all, honestly, or correctly

I would lie freely and quickly. Or at least lie in impression.

welp guys i am apparently a libtard now
if anyone wants to #own me with fax and logic I'll be in the corner